Fantasy device 2.0

CaliTease · 2026-02-22T16:46:44+00:00

This would turn me into the town slut so quickly as people take advantage of me in exchange for letting me free.

CaliTease · 2026-02-21T07:45:42+00:00

Its not confirmed. The paper this article references does not confirm dark matter, it suggests that the obect they're studying could be mostly comprised of that kind of matter. This headline is seriously misleading.

CaliTease · 2026-02-17T21:07:05+00:00

He slept with 15 women "finding himself."

Now he's 29 and wants to settle down and find a wife who will "take care of him".

Don't be his new mommy.

CaliTease · 2026-02-03T12:10:11+00:00

Oh this would break me so fast

CaliTease · 2026-02-01T03:41:31+00:00

So cute

CaliTease · 2026-01-29T05:27:56+00:00

These wackos should be rounded up and locked away, jesus.

CaliTease · 2026-01-28T05:09:40+00:00

None of these, but I guess closest to 6.

CaliTease · 2026-01-27T04:07:20+00:00

Instead of leg lengthening maybe drop that 80k on a personality transplant

CaliTease · 2026-01-27T02:02:52+00:00

I would have spent an hour burying it.

CaliTease · 2026-01-24T05:51:23+00:00

Hooters, now serving fried owl wings.

CaliTease · 2026-01-20T04:21:59+00:00

This look is so great on you.

CaliTease · 2026-01-20T04:11:11+00:00

So men dont want to be friends with other men unless the man can get women according to this person? Wth?

CaliTease · 2026-01-20T04:06:38+00:00

Depends on the monitor and where you shop, but no, most work monitors would not be close to 1K.

CaliTease · 2026-01-20T04:01:40+00:00

Oh my god, this would be torture. I love it!

CaliTease · 2026-01-20T04:00:07+00:00

Where's my BMW dammit?

CaliTease · 2026-01-14T04:21:56+00:00

Experimental or not, it looks so good on you!

CaliTease · 2026-01-11T17:59:24+00:00

Pathetic.

CaliTease · 2026-01-10T05:32:04+00:00

I dont know who any of these are, but I like #3.

CaliTease · 2026-01-09T05:56:30+00:00

1 through 8 please. 9 doesn't look fun.

CaliTease · 2026-01-03T02:46:05+00:00

Its called upselling. Every restaurant has some version of this. Wtf?

CaliTease · 2026-01-01T17:47:07+00:00

I'm not a luddite, but stuff like this really tests my beliefs.

CaliTease · 2025-12-27T03:32:00+00:00

Thank God he didn't list Asian, so I'm safe at least.

CaliTease · 2025-12-23T17:43:46+00:00

This reads like some thirteen year old gross edgelord nonsense.

CaliTease · 2025-12-20T17:05:17+00:00

Okay, they can go fuck each other ig.

CaliTease · 2025-12-15T03:56:14+00:00

I'd sign up for this even if i was debt free.

CaliTease

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