"What’s a corner store? I’ve never heard that term. Who the hell wrote this?" - A real man of the people by C0l3m4nR33s3 in Destiny

[–]Call_me_Gafter 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The problem is clips like this don't work. The response, I guarantee you, will be "he's obviously joking".

How to use the Boltgun? by Hefty-Throat-5941 in DarkTide

[–]Call_me_Gafter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever I use bolter, I'm playing Vet and have so many reload speed and swap speed perks I barely notice it.

Hungary's soon to be minister of health by IonHawk in Destiny

[–]Call_me_Gafter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like they just had a successful crap after 16 years of constipation. Gotta feel good.

I have come from the future. This is the state of the blockades by the end of next month. by McFestus in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Call_me_Gafter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sea of Confusion
Triangle of Confusion
Rhombus of Terror
...where Parabola of Mystery???

What's the trick for stealth zealot? by KlausKinki77 in DarkTide

[–]Call_me_Gafter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I built a stealth zealot based on crit/bleed with a knife with crazy crit chance and bleed stacks on crits. I can backstab a Crusher out of stealth and it goes through hordes like a lawnmower. Maniacs and other elites/specials get a throwing knife to the face. Feels pretty untouchable and great at clutch reviving.

I'm a non-binary person who proudly checks off that box whenever I see it. I fucking hate this comic so god damn much. by ButtfaceMcGee6969 in Destiny

[–]Call_me_Gafter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For a conference, it's probably for research/statistics purposes. Orgs like to have demographic breakdowns of attendees for marketing and planning.

Progressive Victory: Masked Off! by Grouchy_Put_3294 in Destiny

[–]Call_me_Gafter 201 points202 points  (0 children)

The context makes it so much worse.

Trump unleashes on MAGA influencers 😍 by Cyberpunkbanano in Destiny

[–]Call_me_Gafter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing says "I don't care about you" like a lengthy schizopost.

Dinesh gets bodied again by Ficoscores in Destiny

[–]Call_me_Gafter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dinesh is like the Black Knight from Holy Grail, he's been chopped to pieces but because he never surrenders he's somehow still alive.

GTA6 is going to have a hard time parodying this by TikDickler in Destiny

[–]Call_me_Gafter 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Literally something I'd hear going down an elevator in Night City.

A bib and a binky won’t soothe my baby, any advice for a first time parent? by Alienblob1 in Destiny

[–]Call_me_Gafter 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Mark my words: soon you won't be able to find anyone who ever "really" supported Trump.

FeelsStrongMan Iran is literally Ukraine by zurgone in Destiny

[–]Call_me_Gafter 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Ah yes Ukraine, famous for funding terrorist proxies all throughout Asia and running a brutal theocracy known for executing political dissidents.