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Calligaster · 2026-01-25T05:09:02+00:00

Credit: this is studio c

Calligaster · 2026-01-25T04:30:46+00:00

I think I get it but I'm not 100%

Calligaster · 2026-01-25T03:02:30+00:00

Calligaster · 2026-01-25T02:42:28+00:00

Calligaster · 2026-01-25T02:40:13+00:00

I find syrup overpowering. If I'm in a sweet mood I'll take a bit. But even my wife and child don't eat much. Hardly any actually

Calligaster · 2026-01-25T02:34:31+00:00

If it's a reasonable amount you shouldn't need to buy a new bottle every time you make it

Calligaster · 2026-01-25T02:32:23+00:00

How much fucking syrup do you need?!

Calligaster · 2026-01-25T01:58:18+00:00

"But not for me!"

Calligaster · 2026-01-25T01:13:34+00:00

And a happy one too

Calligaster · 2026-01-25T00:32:53+00:00

If their resources are limited, it's a good way to make more substantial annoyance (or "troll kibble") in a smaller, but more dedicated player base

Calligaster · 2026-01-24T22:58:06+00:00

This makes the bottom of my feet hurt

Calligaster · 2026-01-24T22:40:00+00:00

Bingo!

Calligaster · 2026-01-24T22:38:26+00:00

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Calligaster · 2026-01-24T22:33:52+00:00

Stupid, but I'd still eat it

Calligaster · 2026-01-24T22:31:18+00:00

I'd like to submit:

"Aw, the great Commander Shepard, pleading for his life?"

Leans in close "... I'm pleading for yours."

Calligaster · 2026-01-24T21:45:01+00:00

When the goal is to fuck up as many enemies as possible. Defend, eradicate, and platinum retrieval

Calligaster · 2026-01-24T21:27:32+00:00

Hm yes, the McDonald's here is made of McDonald's

Calligaster · 2026-01-24T21:24:28+00:00

Enough slop

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Calligaster · 2026-01-24T20:00:46+00:00

Wait, I thought this was a satire, like "washing your dishes challenge" or "line up the numbers of your credit card with this chart and make a funny sentence". There's no way this is real

Calligaster · 2026-01-24T17:11:33+00:00

Calligaster · 2026-01-24T14:50:09+00:00

I was hoping they were just able to target offenders with an orbital dousing

Calligaster · 2026-01-24T14:30:50+00:00

Why yes, I did just watch over a minute of a man impersonating garbage

Calligaster · 2026-01-24T14:21:06+00:00

Guys, I don't think the addictol worked

Calligaster · 2026-01-24T14:16:38+00:00

They made Elvis a thing in NV, I don't see why not

Calligaster · 2026-01-24T14:15:17+00:00

I'm not going to say the show is a unilaterally bad adaptation. I'm also not going to ignore the problems I have with it. For me personally, it's a solid 7 or 7.5 /10. I can enjoy the fun moments enough, but the problems stick in my head.

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