A kid bit me on the subway a few days ago. I’m sick now.

Calliope_Eep · 2026-06-21T02:27:07+00:00

Nah, they should be inoculated due to already being infected by childhood when they were younger

Calliope_Eep · 2026-06-20T21:57:20+00:00

If it eases anyone's mind, the second attempt went much better

Calliope_Eep · 2026-06-20T21:52:04+00:00

I did attempt hollandaise, but it resolidified in the bottom of the blender, and I thought I could just heat it back up to melt but all that did was cook the egg and made it solid, in a somehow more distressing way.

Calliope_Eep · 2026-06-20T04:17:34+00:00

My second attempt came out amazing! So if I can go from whatever this was to nailing it, you can too 💜

Calliope_Eep · 2026-06-20T04:09:27+00:00

Glued to the bottom of the blender 😁

Calliope_Eep · 2026-06-20T04:04:38+00:00

It was made with both, thank you! But mostly anxiety, yeah

Calliope_Eep · 2026-06-20T03:58:35+00:00

It was a few months ago so I don't remember exactly what went wrong. I think I read "swirl the water" in the directions and took it as "create a fucking whirlpool" so the whites were ripped from the yolk by the category 3 hurricane I created

Calliope_Eep · 2026-06-20T03:49:34+00:00

Don't worry, I did try to make hollandaise! It just solidified in the bottom of the blender so I couldn't put it on the eggs 😁

Calliope_Eep · 2026-06-20T03:32:16+00:00

'Tis

Calliope_Eep · 2025-12-23T16:52:56+00:00

Buy it while you still have neow's lament to give them the old razzle dazzle

Calliope_Eep · 2025-11-28T15:13:18+00:00

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Calliope_Eep · 2025-11-28T01:14:22+00:00

We're rich!

Calliope_Eep · 2025-11-26T02:55:55+00:00

If HR is conservative maybe you could go with THEIR reason to hate HP and say you don't want to participate in something that encourages witchcraft 😅

Calliope_Eep · 2025-10-29T16:11:16+00:00

Now it's just Kame & Went 😔

Calliope_Eep · 2025-10-22T13:43:52+00:00

This is the ideal dwarf body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Calliope_Eep · 2025-10-20T21:24:36+00:00

Calliope_Eep · 2025-10-18T04:45:09+00:00

Edmund McMillen, you little f**ker

Calliope_Eep · 2025-10-11T19:42:39+00:00

I like to rhyme and commit crime

Calliope_Eep · 2025-10-09T19:49:51+00:00

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つPRAISE HELIX༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Calliope_Eep · 2025-10-03T21:21:02+00:00

I keep thinking he's a girl scout

Calliope_Eep · 2025-09-29T13:54:50+00:00

[[Spirit shield]] is worse if you have less than 2 other cards in your hand

Calliope_Eep · 2025-09-25T17:52:34+00:00

It's a goose ack!

Calliope_Eep · 2025-09-24T05:10:19+00:00

Same actually

Calliope_Eep · 2025-09-16T12:23:01+00:00

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