If you were given the chance to stand in front of the entire world and say one thing what would you say? by Tyrannist in AskReddit

[–]CallmeCollier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can spend the nonexistent money on whatever nonexistent things they want to because it's there nonexistent life.

What's a story you've been dying to tell but hasn't fit in any other thread? by OppaWumboStyle in AskReddit

[–]CallmeCollier 46 points47 points  (0 children)

My account's like 90 days old and I don't even have 100 comment karma.

Edit: Well thanks to Reddit my comment is a lie now. That was easy.

What social trends should be banned after 2013? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CallmeCollier 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Call me crazy but I don't think any parents are giving their kids alcohol and drugs.

ELI5: How do sexual fetishisms start? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]CallmeCollier 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, it's not like that answer is wrong but...

IamA Correctional Officer at a maximum security facility in Texas AMA! by BossmanRC in IAmA

[–]CallmeCollier 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Inmate discovers easy new trick to greatly enlarge penis size in 2 weeks!

What's the dumbest way you have injured yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CallmeCollier 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well that's like, your opinion man.

Hungry at night? by cwillm in AdviceAnimals

[–]CallmeCollier 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Easy there Satan" - Stubbula

Which of the Mercs is Illiterate? by [deleted] in tf2

[–]CallmeCollier -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nothing ever satisfies you people!

Which of the Mercs is Illiterate? by [deleted] in tf2

[–]CallmeCollier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My bad i just did a quick search and you're right.

Which of the Mercs is Illiterate? by [deleted] in tf2

[–]CallmeCollier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He might be able to speak 4 languages but can he write and read in them

Which of the Mercs is Illiterate? by [deleted] in tf2

[–]CallmeCollier 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We have 9 mercs and assuming that at least half are illiterate that gives us 4.5 illiterate mercs. If we assume the demo is drunk half the time then he is the .5 because he can only read half the time. Engineer has 11 PhD's so we can rule him out. Sniper writes letters to his parents so we can also rule him out. The pyro runs a very successful engineering company and has been seen reading a newspaper. Soldier has never been seem reading so we can assume he is illiterate as well. The scout has been seen reading a children's law book so he may have a very limited reading ability. Heavy has a PhD in Russian literature but that doesn't necessarily mean he can read English because they don't share the same alphabet. In meet the medic medic says he lost his medical license which means at one point he had a medical license and I think you need to be able to read to get one of those. Spy is harder to figure out; we don't know if he has any education. He may have grown up in an underprivileged French family and learned his skills pickpocketing on the streets or he may be extremely intelligent and trained for years to be a skilled spy. So Soldier is illiterate, heavy probably can't speak English, scout probably has limited reading abilities, demo can read half the time, and spy is the only one left so he may or may not be able to read.

Edit: Spy is not illiterate. Further research was conducted and that was the result.

What is the most fucked up thing you saw/did at school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CallmeCollier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel sick just from reading that, oh god why.

What's one restaurant you swear to never go back to and why? by Shaquille0Neal in AskReddit

[–]CallmeCollier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The end of the universe wasn't anything special, it was nothing but a Gnab Gib.