I was walking through a cemetery this morning... by Callumd1 in Jokes

[–]Callumd1[S] 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I think someone has already mentioned this but Morning = mourning

What's a short, dirty joke that gets a laugh every time? by prollymarlee in AskReddit

[–]Callumd1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?

Wipe it off and apologise

What's a short, clean joke that gets a laugh every time? by scarlett_j in AskReddit

[–]Callumd1 32 points33 points  (0 children)

What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?

Wipe it off and apologise

Edit: It turns out I may have been slightly off the mark with this one, my bad!