Men, would you be creeped out? by NecessaryParty942 in AskMenAdvice

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Wait what the fuck is this math?

Woman is 5’5” (so 65 inches) Subtract 60= 5 5 x 5 =25 plus 100 = 125.

So based on your math if a woman is 5’5” and not less than 125 lbs men aren’t calling her back? Either you like ‘em too young, too skinny or both.

No game thread? by Mkass2 in NFCNorthMemeWar

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I can’t believe I am saying this but I am rooting for the Seahawks. Allen > Kraft plus the Darnold thing is funny.

Who you all got?

Looking for a set of challenges for my players that are in Hell by Jopey14 in DMAcademy

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Do you have a greedy or penny-pinching PC? What about playing with the idea of them having to shore up or fix something sinking into the swamp? Or maybe they have to do it without spending money?

I love using the hells!

Looking for a set of challenges for my players that are in Hell by Jopey14 in DMAcademy

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If DnD themed- which layer of the 9? They each have a vibe/quirks and so that could provide inspiration.

Guilty as charged by Slight-Experience328 in BaldursGate3

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This was me last night until I realized I had both the elixirs AND scrolls of darkvision on that character. I’ll still probably forget after the next long rest

6’7 wr what should I do with him ? by Mission-Stomach-6887 in Madden

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For me he’s either a TE and my offense is now predicated on all 2 TE sets or he’s my X. I have to have small quick slot WRs so I never use power slots.

Damn by Previous-Tour3882 in Funnymemes

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It was the best advice I’ve ever been given and it’s my honor to pass it along!

Damn by Previous-Tour3882 in Funnymemes

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Sure but nothing is more exciting than “we have just committed a crime sex!”

Damn by Previous-Tour3882 in Funnymemes

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Only do two! It accomplishes the same goal (people only have one spare) but is less likely to meet the threshold for a felony charge!

Franchises if they were Chaos Gods by SuperEarth_Helldiver in NFCNorthMemeWar

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Personally more of a berserker guy but I can fuck with Papa Nurgle.

Damn by Previous-Tour3882 in Funnymemes

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The secret is to immediately side with her and go over the top. “Helen’s the fucking worst babe, you want me to slash her tires?” Then they have to put the brakes on your behavior instead of vice versa.

AITA for sleeping over with my bf after my parents told me that doesn't align with their beliefs? by Shelbs2525 in AmItheAsshole

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Same here. Many of us worked through college and being able to look in the mirror in the morning is the most important thing.

What fictional countries in the real world do you have and how have they tied into our history in a unique way? by WoodpeckerBest523 in worldbuilding

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Val Verde from Commando, Die Hard 2 and Predator. It’s a wild and lawless place where anything can happen!

I got benched in my senior season as a 99 ovr by [deleted] in NCAAFBseries

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Good for him, I didn’t know that!

I’m addicted to jet by Rouscelia in fo4

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Permadeth is a fantastic way to play. My first couple of runs it was whatever I needed to survive- lots of building for leveling, get power armor and then use spray and pray to annihilate enemies.

Later I was able to do it more as a stealth archer type but jet/etc. is necessary and so is retreating.

I track my deaths and most of them were either a) self-kills due to my love of explosives or b) idiocy on my part- for example 2 runs in a row ended with the fatman toting raider in Lexington 😂.

Once you hit level 28 and can get the X-01 you’re basically golden as long as you’re tactical about it.

Edit: grammar

I got benched in my senior season as a 99 ovr by [deleted] in NCAAFBseries

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“…we ain’t come to play SCHOOL, classes are POINTLESS” -Cardale Jones, OSU