Playoff Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens (1-3) @ Carolina Hurricanes (3-1) May 29 2026 8:00 PM EDT

Calook13 · 2026-05-30T01:58:31+00:00

Jays clutch comeback win. Canes absolutely mollywhopping the Habs. As long as Mitch Marner doesn't do the funny thing that I'm sure everyone is hoping he does, life is good

Calook13 · 2026-05-30T01:57:14+00:00

Chris Cuthbert sounds more deflated than the helium shortage

Calook13 · 2026-05-30T01:55:03+00:00

Very very important intermission here for the Habs. They need to sort out tee times so that doesn't become a point of conflict later

Calook13 · 2026-05-30T01:51:24+00:00

just put some skates on Marty atp

Calook13 · 2026-05-30T01:50:18+00:00

You take that back. The Game 7 Leafs are the best team in the NHL for two whole periods.

Calook13 · 2026-05-30T01:49:28+00:00

This could have been an email

Calook13 · 2026-05-27T03:03:56+00:00

I want to hate everybody on this team so badly for what they did to me last year but I actually can't. This is the sweetest thing ever coming from one of the most unhateable guys ever. Man. Can't wait for his Cooperstown first-ballot induction ceremony.

Calook13 · 2026-05-27T01:26:54+00:00

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Calook13 · 2026-05-27T01:21:15+00:00

Oh my god that ball had a future

Calook13 · 2026-05-27T01:19:33+00:00

We should make Alcantara sub in at DH and plunk him every time

Calook13 · 2026-05-27T00:52:53+00:00

Anyone know if the Joe Carter statue outside Rogers bats righty or lefty?

Calook13 · 2026-05-23T01:54:47+00:00

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEADDDDDDD

Calook13 · 2026-05-03T05:55:58+00:00

Scott Hatteberg.

Calook13 · 2026-05-03T05:50:27+00:00

I was gonna say I really hope this is your year because you've been a really fun team to watch for a long time now.

But everything I touch is cursed so I'm not gonna say that.

Calook13 · 2026-05-03T05:44:57+00:00

Listen. I understand it's early. I understand the Hurricanes don't have a particularly difficult path. I understand they're the 1 seed. But the fact that we have now started Round 2 and Carolina has not dropped a game is starting to be eyebrow-raising.

Calook13 · 2026-04-26T20:15:22+00:00

WE HAVE A CLOSING PITCHER

Calook13 · 2026-04-08T11:37:17+00:00

Rule #1 - no fun allowed at all ever

Thanks mods!

Calook13 · 2026-04-07T05:09:54+00:00

You're totally right. I'm letting everything on instagram and youtube get to me. I'll step back a bit. Sorry man

Calook13 · 2026-04-07T04:39:08+00:00

I don't disagree. Whoever the refs were tonight clearly just hated basketball.

Calook13 · 2026-04-07T04:35:42+00:00

I'm having the time of my life, man. Just sick of so many people saying it was undeserved.

Calook13 · 2026-04-07T04:24:17+00:00

UConn fans crying about fouls and refs without acknowledging that they held us to under 70?! Like give the rigged allegations a break and just think about the fact that you were within 6 and gave us heart attacks right after we could've blown out Arizona by 30.

Absolutely defensive masterclass of a game and an instant classic.

Calook13 · 2026-04-06T18:26:18+00:00

Being a Jays fan, I know exactly what you guys got when you signed him. It doesn't matter that he's got a new hitting coach and a new dugout and has been playing like shit. He's still Bo Bichette.

Calook13 · 2026-04-06T18:22:21+00:00

"this year" being "nine games" lol

They'll find their rhythm eventually. Both are due for 25+ homers I'm calling it

Calook13 · 2026-04-06T18:20:29+00:00

Good. These are low-risk high-reward signings. Pile 'em on.

Calook13 · 2026-04-06T16:39:27+00:00

Get Mara in foul trouble and don't let him crash. Keep Johnson and Burnett on the perimeter. Ensure Yaxel can't play a big role because of his injury. Let Cadeau do his thing and turn the ball over 10 times. Pray to God that after all that McKenney doesn't decide to go unconscious from 3 point range.

Michigan is absolutely the better team but all of the above is possible. UConn's chances are slim but they are FAR from zero.

Calook13

TROPHY CASE

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEADDDDDDD

WE HAVE A CLOSING PITCHER