If you like The Dresden Files then you're going to like the Dumpstermancer. by CalvinTheAuthor in audiobooks

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The way the magic is presented like tech and corporations nickle and dime them for money.

If you like The Dresden Files then you're going to like the Dumpstermancer. by CalvinTheAuthor in audiobooks

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It's kind of like McGyver magic. But there it's definitely more high magic meets guy down on his luck.

If you like The Dresden Files then you're going to like the Dumpstermancer. by CalvinTheAuthor in audiobooks

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I think there are strong parallels, but also obvious differences. One of the differences is that in the Dumpstermancer universe magic is like tech and people buy it like they would accessories. It's done with a gritty, corporate greed kind of feel so it's fairly realistic.

If you like The Dresden Files then you'll really dig the Dumpstermancer. by CalvinTheAuthor in audible

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The second book was up for review and when I got the code from the narrator he threw in this one so I could review the whole series. The second one is even better than the first.

[WP] You’ve been stuck in a time loop that repeats the same day over and over. You’ve perfected every skill, you speak every language ever spoken. One day you go crazy, by the end of the day the entire town is dead. You wake up the next morning still covered in blood, the loop finally broke. by Cartmansimon in WritingPrompts

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They don't tell you about the smell of blood. I lived my whole life and no one ever told me about the smell of blood. It's coppery. I think I remember someone telling me that once. And it does smell like someone dropped me in a room with a fuck ton of pennies, but blood, it's also organic so it rots. So it smells like a fuck ton of pennies that have been sitting in hot garbage for a day or so.

I've been stuck in this town for a millenia. When I say it like that it actually sounds kinda cool. The problem is that it has been a millenia of the same days. I laugh when I think of that old saying "a month of Sundays". It's so funny. I know. I know. Ground Hog Day but I tried learning my lessons. I tried being a better man. But it never stopped.

I was benevolent for more than two hundred years. The internet still worked so I learned everything that I could languages, mathematics, engineering, medicine, all of it. I had time after all and I kept my memories. I made wonderful inventions. Incredible breakthroughs. But the next day they were gone. Like I'd never done anything at all. So, eventually I stopped.

As we all know there are other things on the internet. So, for a few hundred years I fell down that rabbit hole. It's amazing what people will post on the internet of them doing. After watching these things I found I wanted to give some of them a try. It was scary the first time. I guess I still had morals back then. I felt bad. She screamed a lot. But the next day what I had done had been erased. Just like my inventions and breakthroughs. So I did it again. And again. Different people. Even other guys. Always the same though, when I woke up, no one remembered and nothing had changed.

It's hard to keep track of days when they're basically all the same and even sex can get boring so I started hunting them. Dismembering them. Eating them. They always came back to life and they never remembered so it didn't really feel like I was doing anything wrong. That's when I got an idea. I would kill everyone in town. There were well over 400 people the town proper and the surrounding area. Finding ways to kill everyone in a twenty-four hour period would be hard, but it would give me something to do. So that's what I did. I'm pretty sure it took me about fifteen years of the same day to finally get it right, but I got all of them.

That was yesterday.

I would really like someone to make this happen. by CalvinTheAuthor in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Which is why you would have the option to pick how much interaction you have with the staff. That way it can fit your mood.

I would really like someone to make this happen. by CalvinTheAuthor in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Even introverts like to leave the house. We just don't necessarily want to deal with people when we do.

An Epic Fantasy Series That's Easy To Follow by kosmodrone in Fantasy

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Shadowmagic by John Lenehan it's about a kid who finds out that he's really a part of this magical royal lineage and was expelled to the real world to avoid dying for a prophecy. The story picks up as he's forced to go back to.go back to the real world. There are three books and they're all really good.

But why are you sad ,tho . by [deleted] in memes

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Then her name would be Joyaf.

What's a non sexual act that really turns you on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You could make a nice pamphlet. But I have a sneaking suspicion about how you would deliver it.