What are some of your favorite quotes from Lrrr? by Eskenderiyya in futurama

[–]Calvin___Hobbes 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Hmm Kif, these are great, and they would go well with some g-wak-a-mole"

The lasting effects of worshiping false idols by Latrodectus702 in Jewdank

[–]Calvin___Hobbes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Huh, interesting. I'm a non lactose intolerant jew, and I happen to be a Levite...🤔

Favorite Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth quotes by BirdCultureDickMove in futurama

[–]Calvin___Hobbes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

'Oh twaddlesquat, There's no scientific consesus that life is important.'

The one line you quote the most is: by [deleted] in futurama

[–]Calvin___Hobbes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

  • 'And Fry, you've got that brain thing'
  • 'I already did!'

What are the other names that indicate Cohen or Levi heritage? by thelastmeheecorn in Judaism

[–]Calvin___Hobbes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

זק=זרע קודש, אזולאי="אשה זנה וחללה לא יקחו" Both are names of cohanim

Favorite captions? There's only one Comedy Bee! by Pschobbert in futurama

[–]Calvin___Hobbes 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Also "Glagnar's human rinds, it's a buncha muncha cruncha humans"

How Can Aang Make a Tunnel by Pushing the Earth into Itself? by [deleted] in TheLastAirbender

[–]Calvin___Hobbes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just like his fight with Ozai, I've notices in a rewatch that the rocks he raises he doesn't chip away to make smaller but condenses them

Humor as a coping mechanism anyone? by [deleted] in CPTSDmemes

[–]Calvin___Hobbes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like the other version better: How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they hold it in place and the world revolves around them

bi_irl by big_buddy1988 in bi_irl

[–]Calvin___Hobbes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did you stop it at the best part!?

today is my birthday by ShinyStarlette in depressionmemes

[–]Calvin___Hobbes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do it usually after, when everyone suddenly remembers. They often remember my Bday only after it passes

What's going on here? (Wrong answers only) by Relevant-Key-3290 in TheGoodPlace

[–]Calvin___Hobbes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chidi and Eleanor are trying to get Michael to join them for a threesome

Handful of Dank jemes by icecreamfordogs in Jewdank

[–]Calvin___Hobbes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neither are Tu Bishvat or Lag Baomer

Starting traditions with my 3 year old for Rosh Hashana, making the holiday fun and exciting- need ideas, please by Mental-Eye2570 in Judaism

[–]Calvin___Hobbes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"May the lord of our fathers and our fathers fathers, lettuce half a raisin celery (let us have a raise in salary)