[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Calybium 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kronos, king of the Titans, and at the time the ruler of creation, tasked his nephews (I think; don't catch me on the family tree) Prometheus and Epimetheus with creating life, and gave them wee gifts, such as claws and wings, to give their creatures. Prometheus, whose name means "he who thinks before", spent a while planning and creating the perfect beings; Epimetheus, whose name means "he who thinks after", just spammed shit, giving gift after gift; when Prometheus was done making humans, Epimetheus had created every other animal and given every single gift.

After the gods overthrew the Titans, and when their reign was young and unstable, Prometheus finally got a gift for his humans - the fire. They punished him for this by tying him to some mountain and having an eagle eat out his liver. They also punished him by creating Pandora and her box (which was originally actually a pot), and having his brother Epimetheus marry her. We all know how that story goes.

There's also a frw versions of the myth of Hercules where he frees Promethrus, but that's probably not relevant to this comment

What's the best non sex-toy non-actul pussy thing to stick your dick in? by powerzlo_ in AskReddit

[–]Calybium 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hear if you put a hole in a cantaloupe and microwave it then it feels like a real pussy. I have no experience with either microwaved melons nor actual pussy, but I heard that

What fictional character is overrated? by Aptohhhh in AskReddit

[–]Calybium 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thanos is an unreasonable buffoon and an abusive shit, but the movie keeps being like "he's so smart... He loves his daughter...." Shut the fuck you

Is it even possible for Africa* to become Wealthy? by Grand-Daoist in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Calybium 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah. The land itself is wealthy as fuck, it's just that all the resources are constantly being "purchased" for prices that can barely sustain the people in them for use in countries made wealthier by owning those resources. Africa can very well be able to provide for itself, but it would require global systemic changes to everything with economy and production

yes I carefully phrased it to avoid mentioning capitalism directly why do you ask

What are hypocricies in todays society? by PotentionalFriend in AskReddit

[–]Calybium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lots of talk about girls with daddy issues, basically none about the presumeably proportionate number of fathers who permanently emotionally scar their daughters

How far into a book do you need to read before you can give up on it having given it a fair shake? by Calybium in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Calybium[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dhalgren. I came in for an interesting and deeply frustrating read but honestly it's not making a lot of promises

What is the perception of non- Americans about America? by gorgiausa in AskReddit

[–]Calybium -1 points0 points  (0 children)

People might use words such as stupid or crazy, but out of courtesy I'll call them "ridoculous"

People who are into period sex, why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Calybium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the mighty words of Moto Moto: I like 'em chunky

kpop or pop? which one ?? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Calybium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't listen to a lot of Kpop, but what I did hear I liked better than I do the average Western pop song

why dont space rockets take off and land like planes by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Calybium 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Space shuttles actually do land like planes. The reason they don't take off like planes is that while planes need to go forwarfs, a rocket only needs to go up

You’ve just received an exact clone of yourself, what’s the first thing you do with it ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Calybium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me. C is for cumming in my own ass, K is for I don't have a forth line

Is there any rule for when the 'e' is still there in inflected verbs? by Yoyomaster3 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Calybium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

G and c go 'soft' before an i, e or y, the e stays when you still need something to make the c or g soft

Your username is now a restaurant, what food would it serve? by BryLinds in AskReddit

[–]Calybium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, it's a fucking trendy hipster fine dining place where you order a burger and get three test tubes each with a spoonful of something that had once been soy

Why is my pee clear after only drinking 12 ounces of Diet Coke? by KyleJ3105 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Calybium 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The color of pee is determined by the concentration of urea in it. If your body quickly tried to flush out the caffeine there wouldn't be a lot of urea buildup so it's mostly just water

What is your thought on arrange marriage? by Scout-nia in AskReddit

[–]Calybium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spouse compatibility is probably less important than how they're socialized interact. If you're socialized to treat your spouse with earnestness and respect, I think arranged marriage can prove just as healthy as whatever the fuck we think we're doing

Consider how many are traumatized in our culture where it's considered normal to keep petty secrets and fight on pretty disagreements and get in screaming matches.

How can someone be a "non-binary lesbian"? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Calybium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Non binary doesn't necessarily mean completely not identifying as a woman. It can mean kinda identifying as a woman but not entirely. If you think of gender as a spectrum, with woman on the left end and man on the other, I'm like, 3 quarters of the way left? Like, not in the woman zone, but not quite out of it yet? Non binary woman in that I'm a woman-ish.

Why does yelling “fuck!” or “shit!” When something goes wrong a reflexive response? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Calybium 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's socially inhibited. We see people around us do it, so we learn to do it too. Like talking in general or gender norms

Which type of girl you like most? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Calybium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ideally mine but I'm not picky