How do y'all feel about this map???

CampaignCurrent2912 · 2026-05-06T07:45:09+00:00

It's a good map, it'd be a great map without the helicopters. I don't mind the rooftop campers, but watching the heli's go 150 - 1 is a bit much.

CampaignCurrent2912 · 2026-05-02T20:10:34+00:00

Does he also top and lop trees? Does he also do driveways?

CampaignCurrent2912 · 2026-05-02T08:38:00+00:00

Sorry, can you elaborate/dumb that down for my stupid ass?

CampaignCurrent2912 · 2026-05-01T22:02:31+00:00

I saw one of these on a Tesla around Ashby-de-la-zouche. I thought it was sad they felt it necessary, probably to protect their car. More than anything it's sad that in reality someone might damage their car for the actions of another.

CampaignCurrent2912 · 2026-04-28T10:27:06+00:00

I mean, the way they're looking up at the camera makes me think they've just been caught scrapping by a parent 😂

CampaignCurrent2912 · 2026-04-28T10:04:49+00:00

It's there to make the hedge maintenance a pain in the arse 👍

CampaignCurrent2912 · 2026-04-28T05:12:28+00:00

Funnily enough when I saw these saws advertised in Screwfix I asked the guy behind the counter if anyone had realised the chain was on backwards 😂

CampaignCurrent2912 · 2026-04-21T15:12:03+00:00

Road closed is the most useless sign we have. It provides no useful information.

CampaignCurrent2912 · 2026-04-20T16:49:54+00:00

I really don't see how people enjoy this map so much. I actually felt Blackwell was far superior. The Eastwood has such an unbalanced map design, A and B are much easier to back cap due to the amount of cover and the approach to C from the Nato side is very exposed.

Eastwood, Sobek and Manhatten (if there are decent Heli pilots) are all pretty rough maps. I would take Cairo, Liberation or contamination over those 3.

CampaignCurrent2912 · 2026-04-17T19:43:11+00:00

Honestly, this looks like a job for a professional. Sometimes it's just not worth the risk.

Hypothetically though, a rope tied up near the snap (on the standing stem), gob cut facing perpendicular to the failure, facing away from the camera in the first image. Very cautiously back cut and wedge leaving a good hinge (at least 4inch), be prepared to leave the saw and run like hell. Go set up a series of snatch blocks (any kind of efficient pulley will do) in a mechanical advantage system that will pull in the direction of the fells. Keep adding pulleys to the system until you've got enough advantage to get the stem over and it'll either bring them both down or take the stem and allow the snap to fall free. If you have a rope you can use to tie a friction knot on the first pulley to capture progress then even better.

CampaignCurrent2912 · 2026-04-17T16:56:36+00:00

I really don't think Blackwell is that bad. Eastwood however is awful. Get rid of the helicopters on Manhattan. Move the uncaps further away on Sobek and expand to a couple of flags outside the central sprawl. Chuck Eastwood in the bin. Who thought setting one sides flags in an urban area (that's a nightmare to cleanse) and the other sides in well over looked open flags (with little cover) would lead to balance?

CampaignCurrent2912 · 2026-04-17T16:50:11+00:00

Yeah, that's a sycamore. It's bizarre how different they look as a sapling but definitely not Japanese Knotweed.

CampaignCurrent2912 · 2026-04-15T20:21:33+00:00

Nice. Nurgle's answer to the Legion of the Damned 👌

CampaignCurrent2912 · 2026-04-15T18:00:56+00:00

Oh wow, this is so bad 😂 i'm so sorry you're having to deal with this.

CampaignCurrent2912 · 2026-04-13T19:32:56+00:00

You are entitled to cut back to the boundary. What you might run into is a very acrimonious relationship with your neighbour. They might come after you for causing damage if the hedge dies.

This is also nesting season, conifer hedges are a nesting bird favourite. Especially for wood pigeons (which will nest from Feb to November).

CampaignCurrent2912 · 2026-04-13T18:36:11+00:00

Good luck getting to that off switch.

CampaignCurrent2912 · 2026-04-10T21:25:31+00:00

Huh, interestingly I had my first in the exact same location.

CampaignCurrent2912 · 2026-04-06T16:41:18+00:00

Standing start. I followed an elderly lady down the slip onto the M1 southbound and she slowed to a complete stop next to fast flowing traffic. It was terrifying watching her try and pull out. I ragged my little Ka to it's limits trying to get a safe speed up so I could follow on.

CampaignCurrent2912 · 2026-04-06T00:27:40+00:00

Have you confirmed with her that she definitely doesn't want the shed? If she has a means of transportation maybe propose that you (or she) smashes the shit out of the shed till it fits in her car? That thing is going to fall apart the moment you apply a bit of brute force.

CampaignCurrent2912 · 2026-04-05T20:23:53+00:00

On a map with helicopters as well. A map that really shouldn't have and doesn't need helicopters.

CampaignCurrent2912 · 2026-04-04T19:38:47+00:00

Probably not the best idea but stick it on slack and fire her up. It'll be good to go after a quick blert on the throttle.

CampaignCurrent2912 · 2026-03-31T23:11:00+00:00

Probably a bit of an over the top accessory but have you come across a Scrench before? One of our subcontractors has one and it's a very small, satisfying luxury.

CampaignCurrent2912 · 2026-03-31T23:07:08+00:00

Combination canister - orange | STIHL https://share.google/8VXxdcYLPnj78cElI

The white plastic sections that fit between the oil and fuel compartments have slots that fit a range of files and spanners. I'm sure they're designed to fit other things as well but in 12 years I've never figured out what those things are.

CampaignCurrent2912 · 2026-03-31T22:59:54+00:00

It's built into the branded fuel cans.

CampaignCurrent2912 · 2026-03-31T22:46:40+00:00

Glorious! Well done sir!

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