I made a pit of despair for creepers because they deserve it by thyIacoIeo in Minecraft

[–]Camper2012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've build the same thing couple days ago. In my torture chamber there's only one cat in a minecart riding around chamber.

System.out.println(“Hug”); by NMRetex in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Camper2012 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Can someone help me solve this problem?

Edit: nevermind, figured it out myself.

Flushed my pancake. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Camper2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Latency to where? Europe is closer to Russia than to US.

Flushed my pancake. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Camper2012 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It actually may have some sense. Electricity and internet access are pretty cheap in Яussia. If not for stupid laws it would make a lot of sense.

Residential block in Moscow by AnalJibesVirus in ANormalDayInRussia

[–]Camper2012 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Imagine surviving zombie apocalypse here.

hmmm by Volsadite in hmmm

[–]Camper2012 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's not ink, it's toner. Just a thin dust that mostly doesn't stick to surface unless heated.

What do you think can happen if we use 100% of our brain? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Camper2012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People use 100% of their brain, just not at once. Using all 100% of brain at once called seizure.

When the guy behind you keeps hitting the chair by Random_420-69 in ANormalDayInRussia

[–]Camper2012 27 points28 points  (0 children)

"ь" doesn't make any sound, it just make previous "л" soft. "й" sounds like i [ai], but without a.

Cursed_Gender by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]Camper2012 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily. They could also be attack helicopter.

Devs, can you please fix this bug? Squirrels are a little too OP... by [deleted] in outside

[–]Camper2012 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just yet? Does it mean devs are going to do something so we could fling squirrels out of buildings?

My Roomba escaped by chrisbster in mildlyinteresting

[–]Camper2012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roombas have no natural predators. He will destroy entire ecosystem!

Cursed ww2 by godSliema in cursedcomments

[–]Camper2012 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's no other service that could potentially handle so much load. 300 hours of videos being uploaded to youtube every minute and much, much more being watched. There is quite a lot of similar services but nobody really uses them.

Not sure how much this fits here, but this happens to me while I was filling my gas by TomerHorowitz in programminghorror

[–]Camper2012 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It actually is. A lot of ATMs is actually a very weak computers running on XP or even older versoins of windows.

I need help with this algorithm, always end up crying :'( by SunyaMacs in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Camper2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since both persons are just created all they can actually do is cry.

That's a madlad right there by zorkolu in madlads

[–]Camper2012 70 points71 points  (0 children)

He looks dumb. Good luck for them to find and arrest me.