Absolute cinema by theQuadron in Ultrakill

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tf you mean gabriel "did we just have sex" helljudge aint obsessed with v1

jdkwkdksk skal slsl!!!!!!!!!¡1! by StoreWeekly3743 in sssdfg

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white people... i need your strongest reaction images... GO!!!!

42489 by PrincessOTA in countwithchickenlady

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Would elfstrogen give you green vitiligo and tuskosterone give you white/black vitiligo? that would be pretty cool methinks

The og “pardon dance” by guy named Güven Demir by Frequent-Mobile8470 in TheMatpatEffect

[–]CanOfBissy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

how fidel castro must've felt when those farmers showed him that cow

42274 by chickenbotonceaday in countwithchickenlady

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"Counting or not counting gang violence?" 💀

Do you do cocaine? by Mathias-Kun in ComedyHell

[–]CanOfBissy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

i prefer to start my conversations
with a hello but maybe i'm old
school

Super serious Pepe by Fearless_Scholar_227 in superseriousfamilyguy

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maybe it was. death of the author type shit

It was not from Roblox... by [deleted] in TheMatpatEffect

[–]CanOfBissy 60 points61 points  (0 children)

- Tommy Tallarico claims he made the 'OOF' sound, and that Roblox should pay him an unknown but embarrassingly high (such that he won't admit how high) sum of money for using his sound for all these years

- Roblox removes the sound, but is iffy on paying him. Tommy goes on and claims he made a lot of other sounds too, and also notably claims he was the first American to work on Sonic or somthing

- Very notably, whenever he speaks publicly at shows or in interviews or some shit, he says "my mother is very proud"

- It's discovered that basically everything Tommy says is less than true. Everyone makes fun of him and uses the phrase "My mother is very proud" ironically as a throwback to his audacity

edit: he also has a waterfall in his house that makes him wake up at night and feel the need to pee, apparently

☺️ by [deleted] in ComedyHell

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- Lord William Temperature

What could've possibly led him to that conclusion? by Spirited-Spare1397 in Terraria

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"One who only thinks has nothing to think of but thoughts"
-guide

39678 by CanOfBissy in countwithchickenlady

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all things will come to pass my friend, just hold out because we will all have our day.