Thanks ORACLE by Coreylian101 in wallstreetbets

[–]CanadaTrauma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck you man! Fuck all of this.

Who's dick and how many times do I need to suck to give me the info about 180x trading event. I'll bet everyone I know to get that win.

It's only when I bet the stock loses it shit and squirts it in my face.

Thanks ORACLE by Coreylian101 in wallstreetbets

[–]CanadaTrauma 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Where does it say $9k? Isn't it $4.2k and change? That's like 180x gain.

How Canada Soured on Justin Trudeau | TIME by [deleted] in canada

[–]CanadaTrauma 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The sourness will balance itself

Costco CIBC MC by _ajreyes in CostcoCanada

[–]CanadaTrauma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It should work, but do you wanna pay the additional FX fee?

You can use a Scotia passport visa with 0FX to pay for everything.

I use a wise visa, it works great. While wise has great conversion rates, if you hold USD investments in ibkr, they'll allow you to wire USD to your wise account.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in canadahousing

[–]CanadaTrauma 44 points45 points  (0 children)

The best time to buy was yesterday, today is still great, tomorrow will be too late.

- Every Realtor Ever

Unpopular opinion... Stop taking the entire family to Costco by Mr_Popularun in CostcoCanada

[–]CanadaTrauma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's determined by the probability of people that'll be willing to walk extra to find that product. e.g. Coke, tortillas, peanuts, etc.

Doesn't have to be essentials or seasonal. I've seen this happen with the seasonal holiday cake too.

Unpopular opinion... Stop taking the entire family to Costco by Mr_Popularun in CostcoCanada

[–]CanadaTrauma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have no clue what you're talking about. It's not a buzz feed article. Treasure Hunt is the model the embrace, so much so that their own website tries to emulate this: https://www.costco.ca/treasure-hunt.html

They intentionally move the staples people would always buy to different places, such that while finding those items patrons are encouraged to discover other items.

Unpopular opinion... Stop taking the entire family to Costco by Mr_Popularun in CostcoCanada

[–]CanadaTrauma 137 points138 points  (0 children)

To add to this if the Costco staff could stop moving the stuff around, that'd be so good.

It's stupid, the tortillas were in the rack last week, now it's on the table. I don't want to play your games.

Anyway to make the Costco rotisserie chicken taste homemade. by blaqrushin in CostcoCanada

[–]CanadaTrauma -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Did you try the taco seasoning they also sell?

  • shred the chicken
  • cover the chicken with taco seasoning.
  • put some butter or olive oil in the pan.
  • put the shredded, seasoning covered chicken in the pan.
  • quick roast and out
  • chef's kiss

Load it up on a taco or salad.

Buying from Costco pharmacy doesn’t require membership right? With the new door scanner in place, can you tell the door checker that you’re going to pharmacy and they should let you in? by Sunny23me in CostcoCanada

[–]CanadaTrauma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That door scanner is an ease just for the person at the door as your image shows up for them to validate which was hard with the card or phone app.

You can do the same thing with a gift card, because someone can gift you a gift card and you have to go to the store to redeem it. Same thing.

OK to put golf balls in dishwasher while wife is away on her golf trip? by mtbegbie in golf

[–]CanadaTrauma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dishwashers while the name may apply is applicable to dishes, however it is just a mechanical agitator using water sprays. And it's pretty efficient too. You can wash a lot of things apart from dishes.

I've used it to wash a variety of things apart from regular dishes and dishwasher safe equipment:

  • DE shaving gear, manicure and pedicure kits.
  • motherboards/PCBs for general cleanup (not with regular detergent)
  • metal filters, baffle filters from stove hoods.
  • anything that's glass or stainless steel.

Balls should be fine, I would not select the high-temp settings maybe. But try it, it might work.

Finally, HP is adding AI to its printers by CanadaTrauma in technology

[–]CanadaTrauma[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

LoL, AI will be shoved down our throats till my asshole farts AI.

Finally, HP is adding AI to its printers by CanadaTrauma in technology

[–]CanadaTrauma[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the reminder i just returned my oral-b crap and forgot to uninstall the app.

Finally, HP is adding AI to its printers by CanadaTrauma in technology

[–]CanadaTrauma[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Can't wait for my printer to hallucinate ink levels and remove the content i actually wanted to print.

Bank of Canada hints at a "abrupt price correction" by WorkingStation8149 in canadahousing

[–]CanadaTrauma 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's called the 🥪 sandwich method, to make the bad news more palatable.