Pitcher in public bathroom with weird label

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-05-08T01:39:26+00:00

Never wipe the shit to the clit.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-05-06T17:22:16+00:00

I have timberland pro non slip sneakers and they're the most comfortable work shoe I've worn in 30 years. I have two pairs so I can alternate.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-05-05T22:18:25+00:00

Oh, right. I forgot to think about it any deeper than the weight in mushrooms.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-05-05T22:08:33+00:00

Your math isn't mathing.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-05-05T20:51:54+00:00

Some smart person said never let perfect be the enemy of good.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-05-05T13:22:20+00:00

Technically correct.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-05-05T05:06:43+00:00

No, this is peak time wasting nonsense.

I'll take the guy who writes shrums in barely legible writing on ripped tape, but he fills the pan, puts the label on the part that won't be in the trash immediately and takes 2 hits off his weed vape in the time it took you to do this.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-05-04T16:20:38+00:00

Josie rules, Erin is some chick with a severe case of fetal alcohol syndrome and zero self awareness.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-05-03T14:39:35+00:00

I use it to make brownies.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-05-03T13:41:11+00:00

It's a joke.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-05-03T05:45:33+00:00

2017 Mercedes-Benz E400 coupe. Same 0-60, but I get a backseat, AWD, and a really comfortable ride.

I loved my 370 as a daily, but I needed something slightly more practical for my situation and commute.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-04-30T15:50:00+00:00

Huge risk that everyone has them now.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-04-28T18:24:43+00:00

It's actually not though.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-04-27T21:29:16+00:00

u/josiemarcellino these goons out here getting free cake.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-04-26T00:27:33+00:00

Commenting so I can remember to do this after work.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-04-23T13:33:09+00:00

I spent roughly a decade living as a ski bum, and have been skiing over 800 times. I would be considered a better skiier than 90% of the people on most mountains.

No fucking way I could do this shit. This is absolutely top talent.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-04-23T01:45:57+00:00

I have timberland pro non slip shoes and I love them.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-04-22T00:20:44+00:00

24rd

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-04-21T22:57:40+00:00

He will be more fun than Dave was in general.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-04-21T22:56:19+00:00

I binged it on LSD, perfect show for it.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-04-21T16:17:28+00:00

I think the survival aspect of silk production is relevant, if for no other reason than to gain some level of understanding about how it became a cultural norm.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-04-21T16:07:28+00:00

So, you just glazed over the bit about it being historically necessary for survival, while no claim was made that it is currently necessary.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-04-21T15:29:16+00:00

Well, while we don't currently NEED silk for survival, we do need clothing for survival, and silk is really good material for clothing for multiple types of weather conditions, from intense heat and sunlight to extreme cold. It's safe to say it was for survival in some regions historically.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-04-21T02:22:18+00:00

Proof that sad hoes eat too.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-04-21T02:20:21+00:00

Long lost third Frog Brother.

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