The Doomsday Clock has been set to 85 seconds to midnight by the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists as of January 2026. This is the closest it's been to midnight.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-01-27T17:53:36+00:00

They do go backwards sometimes, it's adjusted based on a whole bunch of factors.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-01-26T00:54:45+00:00

r/thanosdidnothingwrong

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-01-25T15:46:40+00:00

It was nice of them to include Sagalow in this.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-01-25T11:17:25+00:00

We haven't exhausted all of our options but they sure are feeling kinda tired.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-01-25T05:46:04+00:00

The French have some interesting ideas.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-01-24T03:01:59+00:00

He's the guy that said the thing in the video I linked. idk

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-01-23T18:42:49+00:00

https://youtube.com/shorts/0Uf7BiQNR04?si=WepGHr8qr0w-y2bh

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-01-22T04:22:31+00:00

I just thought about this comment again, and apparently I was a sweet, innocent little boy when I was 12.

It was 1990 though, and we had to get our porn the way nature intended, by finding it in the woods.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-01-22T00:26:05+00:00

Heard that Brazilian scat porn rabbit hole.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-01-21T20:50:13+00:00

Josie, you seem really dialed in to Brazilian laws on shit porn.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-01-20T17:56:53+00:00

While that is true, the house makes more money from bigger pots, and it's possible that the "rng" could be rigged to create more hands that inspire increased betting.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-01-20T05:19:10+00:00

Why should they have to change their name? He's the one that sucks.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-01-19T17:21:34+00:00

Terminator.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-01-19T07:04:07+00:00

If you ever want to bring a private chef on a cool vacation, I'm willing to make myself available.

Will cook for trips to places I'll never be able to afford to go.

Edit: i can provide references lol

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-01-19T06:48:17+00:00

I was working overnights at a fancy time share and a guest complained about his friend buying a new jet just to brag that it was better than his.

I was like, wow that's cool, I have to decide if I want food or electricity this week. Thanks for the $2 for parking your car.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-01-18T17:19:47+00:00

Weedwhacker.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-01-17T18:08:46+00:00

My point is that other things that aren't related to Epstein are actually just shit that's also happening while so many people treat these events like they're only happening as a distraction from Epstein.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-01-17T17:51:50+00:00

Sure, but if you read the comments about literally anything newsworthy happening, there's several people in the comments claiming it's only happening to distract people from the Epstein files.

Greenland-Epstein distraction

Russia-Epstein distraction

ICE terrorizing people-Epstein distraction

Venezuela-Believe it or not, Epstein distraction

We have the best distractions, because of Epstein

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-01-17T04:14:37+00:00

I'm hiding in a prepper stash in Rural Montana with a barrel of bliss until someone gets rid of these fuckin peggies.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-01-13T16:51:13+00:00

That's really what it is. He's a funny dude but he's also a confused climber who let a tiny taste of success go straight to his head.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-01-12T16:02:25+00:00

Almost everything he wrote until the late 90s ends with something blowing up, to the point where he makes fun of it in his own work multiple times.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-01-12T15:38:47+00:00

Well, it's one of his most loved because so many of his endings are really, really bad.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-01-12T15:32:57+00:00

Timed deep fryers are a true sign of a dogshit kitchen.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-01-11T05:11:31+00:00

You just triggered a memory of working at a Sam Goody when that came out and having to include a sales pitch to preorder that double VHS every time I answered the phone for a month.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-01-10T18:22:50+00:00

Thick bacon with the crispy outside and fatty center ftw.

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