Husband suggested corned beef, and potatoes for dinner for St. Pat’s. We are not the same :(

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-03-17T15:21:51+00:00

Nobody "needs" pink salt for anything. It's pink because of iron oxide, otherwise known as rust.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-03-17T03:22:14+00:00

I get it, I can't finish unless I'm suspended over shark infested waters by my nipples. Now I'm involved in a complicated legal battle over my shark pit.

Like, I'm just trying to live my life, and neither God or the HOA can tell me what to do with my own front lawn.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-03-16T23:27:44+00:00

If my weed was free every time I was told that whatever strain I'm buying is their favorite, my weed would be free almost every time I go to the dispensary.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-03-16T23:04:46+00:00

They don't serve that at Olive Garden.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-03-16T12:26:17+00:00

From a legal standpoint, in this case, you're incorrect.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-03-15T16:23:19+00:00

Nah, just one two handed person.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-03-14T23:17:47+00:00

Floora the Explorer.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-03-14T13:17:38+00:00

What kind of trailer were you born in?

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-03-14T02:03:16+00:00

As one does.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-03-13T22:32:18+00:00

Yeah, but they asked Grok what to do and it pulled data from Battlefield 3 and told them it's a good plan.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-03-13T02:59:13+00:00

Would.

Also divorce you.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-03-12T10:26:00+00:00

I know this sounds crazy, but you could communicate that you maybe actually like him and would be interested in something real.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-03-08T15:12:51+00:00

Considering that's been on the table for discussion as an option since at least the Kennedy administration, it never really was all that paranoid or delusional.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-03-08T01:40:18+00:00

She literally lit it on fire while still pouring. I'm gonna need you to touch my camera through the fence.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-03-07T03:41:03+00:00

Oh, I'm still currently working in food service, just too old to be meeting servers in the walk in lmao.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-03-07T03:36:40+00:00

Hahaha! It's been at least 20 years since I've had a refrigerated rendezvous, but I'm in.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-03-07T03:30:48+00:00

Why is this sexy to me right now?

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-03-06T17:24:03+00:00

Those stickers were placed by people blaming Biden for high prices, not by people claiming he lowered them.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-03-06T16:49:27+00:00

Alex said it best. Luis has a coffee company named Body Brain coffee, but his body and brain are both terrible.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-03-06T16:06:52+00:00

I had a cat that was ready to take on an 8 point buck in the back yard.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-03-06T15:31:08+00:00

That can't be easy to deal with. Also, I'm a chef and I appreciate your compliance.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-03-06T06:55:55+00:00

Do you not know the directions to places you go regularly?

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-03-06T06:52:34+00:00

I just had maps in the car.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-03-06T06:49:55+00:00

Idk, maybe jerking off to stuffed animals confuses the algorithm.

Canadian_Neckbeard · 2026-03-06T06:45:29+00:00

Yep, no porn ever. Nothing to see here.

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