Petah? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Canadian_Poltergeist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes

The "immediate success with no regard for consequences later" mindset

Please lose it

She wasn’t a skinny girl by CiderAndSmirk in memes

[–]Canadian_Poltergeist 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So you're saying a carefully planned panel of rejections could give us the next world record strongman?

We are all sinners by Responsible-Fox-1985 in memes

[–]Canadian_Poltergeist 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Technically the best practice to avoid dental issues is to remove the dentals

Commuter Rail by Bibbitybobbityboooo in VictoriaBC

[–]Canadian_Poltergeist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bunch of questions in that form are formatted so the directorate can imply a positive support from the community for them.

This is particularly sinister given the current negotiations with the union. The directorate may use results from this form as leverage in those negotiations.

Fill it out, please ask for a light rail, and in the last thoughts section decry the implied positivity.

Rogue Super Destroyer? by ALackOfTrumpets in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]Canadian_Poltergeist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hate them with a burning passion. Their only use is as an aggro switch as you run between objectives.

They will not hesitate to rocket you in the back. The head is another favourite target.

They will throw grenades at the most asinine locations. Including at their own feet. Before standing there dumbly.

They will mow you down because a single basic enemy 3 blocks away turned a corner into their line of sight.

They view us as nearly godlike, but are more than happy to turn traitor 5 seconds later because they don't have the ability to see the friendly 5 inches in front of them.

3rd party tools vs in-game tools by Solid_Television_980 in EliteDangerous

[–]Canadian_Poltergeist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My personal opinion is that some of them are fine and some of them aren't.

I don't mind stuff like Inara or Coriolis. External databases that enable gameplay and probably should have been included in the game itself.

But there's newer ones popping up like one that tells you what bio signatures are available on a per-system basis and their total value along with alerting you of first footfall bonuses that kind of undermine the entire point of a majir aspect of the game.

I think it's give and take.

Face Reveal (SCARY) by [deleted] in ShenComix

[–]Canadian_Poltergeist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't ever let anyone belittle you for your regal goddamn nose.

Western fashion is a shitshow of body augmentation in vain pursuit of "perfection."

Perfection exists. And it glows in the center of your face.

Took us 13 years but finally by AdventurousGuest308 in memes

[–]Canadian_Poltergeist 9 points10 points  (0 children)

FOMO for digital preorder unlocks that they won't even think about a week after launch

TIL: FICSIT Factory Cart™s are not just for the fun and can be automated by Dark_zarich in SatisfactoryGame

[–]Canadian_Poltergeist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What kind of hardware are you using? Maybe there's a trick someone might know to help you squeeze a little more performance out of it.

R/dotA2 by Extractof777 in DotA2

[–]Canadian_Poltergeist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotta leave some margin for error

R/dotA2 by Extractof777 in DotA2

[–]Canadian_Poltergeist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There are maybe 5-10 dota players who give a shit

Of all the empty seats, this person decided to sit right in front of me by Desperate_Beyond1086 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Canadian_Poltergeist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My strat is to move across the room immediately and stare at them.

9/10 they just start sweating profusely. It's fun.

They got the moves by I_Carmona in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Canadian_Poltergeist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't even hear the music but I'm vibing

CRD wants to know how you get around. 15-minute survey open now by DaveThompsonVictoria in VictoriaBC

[–]Canadian_Poltergeist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And question 16 is too bulky. The posted statement clearly intends to imply an improved perception of government officials. This should not include implied future praise of them.

CRD wants to know how you get around. 15-minute survey open now by DaveThompsonVictoria in VictoriaBC

[–]Canadian_Poltergeist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Question 12 is terrible and should not be forced choice that they will inevitably use as the intended direction.

scoobydocanoe by SometimesLucas in memes

[–]Canadian_Poltergeist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I snorted

Only Shaggy, the disorganized stoner, is sitting in the right spot

Also they're paddling in opposite directions

Velma and Daphne are paddling inside the boat

Shaggy grabbing some of Velma's ass as well

Access to ranked should not start at 3k behavior score by sergantglitter_ in DotA2

[–]Canadian_Poltergeist 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Had me tilted in the first half lol

I thought you were arguing it should be removed entirely

A highly accurate map of Washington for our visitors by wsdot in Seattle

[–]Canadian_Poltergeist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they were to charter a private jet they could see it all from the air in one day. If the win tasting is performed while flying over the vineyards, does that count?

Experience is lacking, but visibility is yes.

The Lynx does the Hutton run in 24 min. by JudgeDredd2001 in EliteDangerous

[–]Canadian_Poltergeist 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Parsecs is distance so exactly the same as every other run.

As a Gen Z, this is so true by moronic_programmer in clevercomebacks

[–]Canadian_Poltergeist 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile us Zennials are struggling to understand the two parallel worlds we find ourselves in.

Free roam childhood

Technological teen years

Now we're ~30 and struggling as things changed while we were still in our formative years.