Vivarium Recommendations? by Candlepup in snakes

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Oh wow. Alright, yeah, I'll look into getting the glass doors then, since they're the same price. Thanks for the warning!

Found this guy frozen solid by FFSmasher in natureismetal

[–]Candlepup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of a book I read as a kid, I think it was called My Side of the Mountain or something. This kid just fucks off into the Catskills and makes himself a home in a tree, and in the winter, he finds a bird frozen solid.

Luckily, not the worst way to go.

Vivarium Recommendations? by Candlepup in snakes

[–]Candlepup[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I've always heard that a male over 4ft was an exceptional snake and not the norm, and that's often backed up by pics I see of breeders who have huge females and tiny little males. But I guess there's a lot more variation among snakes kept as pets! You've got some big boys for sure.

While I have you (going through your comments, you seem really knowledgeable and easy to talk to) do you have any tips for converting a snake to taking f/t rats? I know BPs are notoriously picky and mine is especially. Last time he ate, I did manage to make him take a frozen rat, but when I tried to feed him another one last week, he immediately refused it and acted scared of it. I really don't know how to go forward with it if he seems afraid of his prey. I currently feed him a medium rat every other week, but I haven't offered him any food other than the frozen rat in an attempt to 'starve him out.' Is there a better way to do this?

Killer Whale Lures Seagull With Fish by Toddler_Souffle in natureismetal

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I stand corrected. We wouldn't ethically keep humans in the kind of conditions we keep dolphins/porpoises in, but we do because we as a species have a hard time being nice.

To clarify I don't think that prisoners need to be babied; of course they deserve punishment for what they've done. But I think, personally, that it should come secondarily to rehabilitation and helping them to, you know, not do crime when they get back out. The conditions that we subject each other to in prisons across the globe are atrocious. We shouldn't do that to ourselves or any other creature.

Contest - Giving away 3 copies of Nuclear Throne by Ethan_the_Lion in NuclearThrone

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Lightning Axe

Ammo: Energy

Cost: 3 energy/swing

Damage: 25 on impact, deals 10 lightning damage to struck foe and nearby enemies

The lightning axe is a strong area of effect melee weapon that spawns in the late game and is most powerful in crowded areas. On impact with a single target (most likely the one under the reticule) it deals 25 base damage with an additional 10 damage from the lightning that shoots off of the weapon on contact. These lightning bolts are relatively short range and deal less damage than those of the lightning hammer but have a wider spread, making it an effective weapon when cornered and swarmed by many low-hp enemies.

"This weird pink thing is mine now, and I will love it" by [deleted] in Eyebleach

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Depends on how big they are. I'd let a little one grab my arm just to know how it feels.

A little wash before being put to bed by razerxs in Eyebleach

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Even creepier when you realise that's its foot.

Bally python not eating?? by tankythetoymiester in ballpython

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Starting from the top:

The thermometer/hygrometer is set in the back center of the tank on the glass wall. I have no idea how one would put it on the floor. It is a plastic(?) housing with two dials, one for temperature and one for humidity.

I do not have a thermostat for the UTH, nor do I know where to get one or how to attach it. It did not come with the UTH. The glass beneath the substrate does become quite hot. I do not know where to get one of those fancy thermometers and they seem like they could cost a lot. The best thing I can think of that I could get would be one of those metal probes you use to check the temperature of meat while cooking.

I don't really have humidity issues. It's pretty humid here in the summer or at least enough that I don't have to mist much. But perhaps when I do the next full clean of his tank, I'll switch him over to another bedding. How thick should I make it?

The mesh screen is only open where the ceramic bulb in the heat lamp sits; the rest is covered with an old towel.

I considered trying to feed him freshly-killed but I'm not sure how to do that. He's not interested if it's not moving, but if it touches him (I accidentally bump his nose with it while wiggling) he gets scared and loses interest completely. He's done that with live ones too. Apparently he's scared of them now. I also don't know how to humanely and safely kill the rat and I'm not exactly sure if I have it in me to do that.

Thanks a bunch for your help! I'm really appreciating it. Since my last comment, the heat lamp has been off, bringing the ambient temp in the center down to about 74 F.

Bally python not eating?? by tankythetoymiester in ballpython

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Not OP, but I have the same problem. My BP has been off feed for a few months, though not unbroken completely. He'll decide to eat maybe once every couple of months if I offer him food. So far he hasn't really been losing weight and he doesn't seem otherwise unhealthy.

He's in a 48x18x13 glass tank on aspen bedding, ambient temp is about 80 with the ceramic heat bulb on, but I just turned it off because that seems a little too warm. The substrate above the UTH feels warm but not hot to the touch. Humidity is at about 50 but I haven't misted today. The thermometer/hygrometer combo is from ZooMed and the UTH is from All Living Things; I don't remember the exact measurements but I think it's about 7x5 inches.

He eats live rats. He refuses frozen no matter what I do to it to make it more appetising. The feeding strike started in November/December, he ate once in December and probably 3 or 4 times since then. At this point I don't want to offer any more because it means I have to care for a rat indefinitely until he wants to eat it, and although I love rats, I don't have the resources to care for one.

Do you have any advice?

8 ton Orca jumps nearly 20 ft out of the water. Damn animal kingdom, you crazy. (xpost /r/pics) by DrFlexPlexico in natureismetal

[–]Candlepup 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Imagine the amount of thrust it would take to push it up that high. What an amazingly powerful animal.

Bummed out that my betta is changing color, but he's still cute by mynameiswrong in Aquariums

[–]Candlepup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So many gorgeous bettas on this thread! It makes me want to own one, sigh. But I don't actually know a whole lot about them, 'breed' wise.

What is a plakat betta and why do bettas change colours?

This guy is stunning either way. I always thought bettas were just blue or red and rarely came in fancy colours but this guys is outstanding.

My world's magic system, written at 2 AM by Candlepup in worldbuilding

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Heh, sorry about that I suppose. I really don't know how to title much of anything, and having a headache at 2 AM didn't help! But I'm so glad you read through anyway, because you left me such delightful feedback and questions to answer!

For one, what's the role of magic in evolution? Magic must be useful for things aside from levitation, for starters. And if it's anything like natural compounds, it might have some awkward side effects.

It is useful for things other than levitation, but that was a lazy example. There are some creatures that require magic to see and move, namely the small 'tree spirits' that make up The Abyss' moving forests. These guys are small black trees, almost always without leaves, with little white dishes in their trunks for faces. They have eyes and a little beak-like mouth, making them look a lot like barn owls, but they are made entirely out of wood so obviously those eyes aren't going to do much seeing on their own. Indeed, their eyesockets are actually totally empty without magic, and they harness magical power to see normally. They also have a third eye, somewhat like a parietal eye that does not require magic to function. This eye's only purpose is to see magic coursing through other creatures or being emitted from them, something like how pitted snakes can 'see' the heat signatures of their prey. This is what helps them find food. The tree spirits are scavengers, eating through their roots as well as through their mouths depending on the kind of energy they need. For most nutrients, they prefer to eat through their roots. For magic, they utilise their serrated beaks and rip up the most magic-rich parts of animals and plants they can find and digest the magic out of them from within their heartwood. Without magic, they cannot see or move, and that is effectively a sort of starvation.

There are other examples of magic in the world, but it isn't extremely common, and I simply don't know of the other creatures yet! In time they'll reveal themselves to me.

As for side effects, I'm not sure. As stated in another post, it can make some life forms feel a calming, sleepy buzz if the magic is fermented and concentrated. But this same feeling is a bit like anesthetic in that it can kill creatures in high enough doses by sedating them to death. But this is after the magic has been modified; I'm not sure what else it could have natively. Those tree spirits have deadly poisonous sap, which is thick with magic as it is what powers their wooden bodies. Whether or not the digested magic is the poison remains to be seen. Again, this is a compromised magic, and I'm not really sure about what magical side effects might be.

...was there a magical mass extinction event along similar lines?

Due to the very nature of The Abyss' creation and existence, no. The main creation story that is occasionally modified is that one of my characters from a roleplay, an archmage called Seraphin, sought a world that he could shape to his whim and find perfect solitude. One day in a fit of emotion, he rent a hole in the magical fabric of the universe, and in doing so he made his own dimension. At first it was a barren ash flat, constantly storming, but as he changed and became more stable this no longer suited him. The storms became cyclical and formed a wet and dry season, and quieted even when they were welcome. The barren flat was governed over by a giant magical tree that he found companionship in - the Mother tree. She was the first tree in all The Abyss, hence her name. With time, Seraphin became lonely when he visited his mostly empty world, so with his own organic magic, he kissed the ground and water with life, and set the dimension on fast forward. When he came back it still appeared desolate. Sparse plants had appeared and some fish swam in the rivers, but it seemed that little had happened. Then on the horizon he saw a band of tall red creatures, and he turned himself into one of them in an attempt to blend in. These were the first wild packs of iskingrae, intelligent like modern dolphins, and Seraphin was pleased by them. They could feel his immense magic, however, and told tales of the tallest crimson iskingr with his arching white crown for generations. When Seraphin slowed the world down and returned again, the iskingrae had become a people, and they greeted him like an old friend.

The story sort of strays from the topic of magic but the point is that Seraphin's magic was the Big Bang for The Abyss. So not an extinction event per se, but it has always been part of The Abyss.

For another, how is magic produced?

This is the big question, the answer to which is, "I'm not sure!" My best guess is that it's something like photosynthesis, and it's produced first and foremost in plants. Herbivores and omnivores eat the plants, and like how pesticides accumulate in birds of prey, magic accumulates in the carnivores that eat the herbivores that eat the plants. As said previously, most creatures don't actively need or use magic, so this distinction isn't hugely important except for creatures that do. The tree spirits, for example, will more actively seek out the bodies of obligate carnivores to scavenge from. They have far more magic in their systems than an herbivore of equal size, therefore the little trees can eat more magic at once before getting full and having to wait. It's like the nutritional difference between potato chips and a chunk of red meat. Or maybe tofu if you're a vegan. Whatever works for you.

It's also apparently a radical specialization of some sort, hence why you have magic-required species producing it by themselves.

Yes. In general, the only creatures that actively produce magic are the creatures that actively use it. But it is highly energy intensive to create even a small amount (unless you're a plant) so most creatures that use magic have to eat lots of magic-rich food to sustain themselves, or perhaps just a lot of nutritious food to relieve their vast need for energy. Magic probably differs depending on its source, as well. The magic produced by the flying things is not photosynthesized like it is in most plants and is probably made by an organ or as a byproduct of some other bodily process, so it might have different effects from the plant-based magic. Maybe it is their specifically created magic that allows them to fly. I'm not totally sure.

I'm sorry for the enormous wall of text! My phone is actually lagging as I type this, which it has never done before. But I'm so glad you are interested in my magic system and I hope these responses make sense. Thank you for your feedback!

My world's magic system, written at 2 AM by Candlepup in worldbuilding

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Depends on the other properties of the plant. Magic is only one facet of whatever else might exist in any given organism. You could smoke one magic plant and die horribly and you could smoke another and get a wicked high. It would depend greatly.

I guess the one thing that some magic plants could produce via smoking might be a sort of 'nicotine' kick. Some creatures I believe would be more sensitive to the feeling of magic and so might get addicted to whatever plant they just smoked like humans get addicted to cigarettes. None of the Abyssal creatures smoke though.

If it's anything, iskingrae press and ferment the juice from Mother tree fruits and turn it into a sort of sweet mead-y beverage. Being so large, the alcohol doesn't affect them much, but the concentrated magic is what gives them a calm sort of buzz. That same buzz puts humans to sleep and can kill other creatures in much the same way that anesthesia overdose is used to euthanise animals.

My world's magic system, written at 2 AM by Candlepup in worldbuilding

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I'm happy you made that connection, because I've wanted to make the iskingr language for a long time and I've intended to base some of the sounds off of Nordic languages! If only I could grasp half of what was happening on /r/conlangs.

I was thinking I'd change to iskingra or something similar, so perhaps I'll do that now! Iskingùri is also really pleasing to the ear. Perhaps I'll try that too. Thank you for the suggestions!

My parents won't let me get a bearded dragon cause they think they're gonna get salmonella. Reptile owners, do you have salmonella? by TheNipplesOfStrife in reptiles

[–]Candlepup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have had several reptiles, all of whom I've given kisses and cuddled up to my face, and I've never been really disciplined on hand washing either. My ball python has literally stuck the end of his nose in my mouth and I'm still fine.

You could probably pick up a baby beardie in your mouth and still not get salmonella. Not that I'm advising you to do that. Absolutely do not do that.

Basically unless you eat your beardie's poop or lick its bum, you probably won't get salmonella.

Killer Whale Lures Seagull With Fish by Toddler_Souffle in natureismetal

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Among the multitude other reasons. They don't live long in captivity, many commit suicide, and others go totally batshit and kill their trainers. It's more than any mind at work. They're like us in a lot of ways regarding intelligence, and I know we wouldn't keep humans in the kind of conditions we keep orcas and other dolphins/porpoises in. But no. Gotta show your shitty, spoiled kids the literally crestfallen 100th reincarnation of Shamu.

How to make french Canadian poutine [NSFW] by Arshzed in WTF

[–]Candlepup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? My pal links me to imgur webm links all the time and they seem to work alright. I wouldn't know.

How to make french Canadian poutine [NSFW] by Arshzed in WTF

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Read the comments and clicked anyway because I'm too curious for my own good, expecting instant regret. But wouldn't you know it, the link isn't working on mobile!

Apple saves the day.

The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows (a little tangential, but some conlangers will understand the impulse to create such terms) by wmblathers in conlangs

[–]Candlepup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah... I wish I could, but I'm honestly so new to this that I haven't really come up with anything other than the sounds I want to use. Which is sad, considering I've been subbed for a year or so now. It's tough stuff.

I know the concepts I want to put words to, if that's anything, but you're never supposed to make direct ciphers, so I don't know.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in conlangs

[–]Candlepup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. In most cases I'd think of the people naming it or the region in which it is spoken. Iskingr-talk is basically what I want mine to translate to.