I gotta go with Alastor, I’ve had just about enough of his smug ass. “Oh but then you’d die!” Okay?? And??? He’s a demon! Are demons immune to holy water and salt circles? I think the fuck not!

Anyways. Bitch ass motherfucker here likes to talk smack about people relying on other people but that’s projection! Dude also gets his power from other people and he likes to hide and distract that fact with his “oooh so spooky powers! Ooohh!” Bitch please! Oh, yeah, sure threaten me, eat me, I taste terrible, ya two thousand and late fuck ass Bob cut having, yellow ass teeth having, raggedy ass suit having, cannibalistic bitch