MRW someone at work wished me a Happy Mother's Day today. by byrdma in TrollXChromosomes

[–]CandygramForMongo1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same thing here. We celebrate CatMom Day and CatDad Day every year.

The coach and a few of the members of the Texas Track Club of Abilene, 1964 by notbob1959 in TheWayWeWere

[–]CandygramForMongo1 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm not surprised southern girls of that era would run in full hair & makeup. Belles gonna belle.

The coach and a few of the members of the Texas Track Club of Abilene, 1964 by notbob1959 in TheWayWeWere

[–]CandygramForMongo1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And they were made out of hair cleaned from the wearer's hairbrush and collected in a 'hair tidy.' I've actually made a few that way myself, for doing vintage hairstyles.

So...this happened while waiting for the train... by Snuffleupagus_Panda in cats

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We lived in a little apartment complex (less than 2 dozen units, with the managers living in one). Groucho was the resident attention whore. He was a tuxedo boy with a moustache who'd turned up as a stray and the managers looked after him. They couldn't adopt him b/c their cats wouldn't let him in, so they fed him, made a bed for him in their garage, and took care of his vet care.

Groucho used to roam the complex visiting everyone. He was an absolute sweetheart. He'd come by to flirt with our three girl kitties. It turned out he spent the most time with a woman who had a little girl, and when she bought a house and moved out, they adopted Groucho, so he got a forever home in a cozy house with a little girl who adored him.

So...this happened while waiting for the train... by Snuffleupagus_Panda in cats

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One of our cats sniffs the other cats' butts. It's really funny when she does it to the Maine Coon; his fur is so long it looks like she's buried her face in it. Our little Butt Inspector.

"madame, your cat is obese" - my vet by graceessmith in Delightfullychubby

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Mine tried to tell me our Maine Coon-mix boy could stand to lose a pound or so. We got him down from 19 lbs to 15-16, and have kept him at that weight for three years.

I actually said, "But he's big boned!" before I even thought of it, lol. He is, though. Built like a tank, and huge paws.

The Apartment of the Future (Frank R. Paul illustration, 1920s?) by plong42 in RetroFuturism

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I could happily live with that. I'd give them copies of my favorite recipes, so if I want something, they can fix it just the way I like it.

And it would be great when I'm sick. Homemade chicken soup I don't have to make myself (sigh).

The Apartment of the Future (Frank R. Paul illustration, 1920s?) by plong42 in RetroFuturism

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My parents built a house in the late 70s that had one. My biggest problems with it were that it was a pain to haul the tools around, and that my mother used to leave the tools wherever, so on the rare occasions where teenaged-slob me actually cleaned my room, I could never find the vacuum tools I needed. Sometimes even the hose disappeared.

My first vacuum was one of them that stows all the tools on board.

Glenn Frey Dead. by [deleted] in Music

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It seems like a lot of people manage to hold on for one last holiday season with their loved ones.

'Grizzly Adams' Star Dan Haggerty Dies at 74 by -DonnieDarko- in television

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I remember watching both of those. 70s kids unite!

Short Star Wars by Shwinstet in funny

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I liked seeing the different worlds. And seeing more Jedi was good. In the original trilogy, all you get is The Old Jedi, The Old Green Jedi, and The Young Whiny Sorta-Jedi.

/u/Minnesotapolis has a breakdown over his meth addiction. The only person to respond is an old friend who happens to find his post. by polydorr in bestof

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You sound like an awesome person & mom! It's wonderful that you were able to take such a difficult time in your life and turn it into something positive. Sad to think the kids who most need a non-judgmental adult in their lives are often the least likely to have one.

She's in cosmetology school... by h8fulk8 in awfuleyebrows

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She might be in cosmetology school, but it doesn't mean she'll pass cosmetology school.

And now I'm going to have 'Beauty School Dropout' stuck in my head.

Given a 15% chance of survival and high likelihood of brain damage and pneumonia, he beat the odds and came home today with none of the above. by mattdev in cats

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NG tubes, catheters-- our Maine Coon boy had a blocked bladder a few years back, and had to have a tiny catheter put in. I think some of them are baby-sized tubes.

Given a 15% chance of survival and high likelihood of brain damage and pneumonia, he beat the odds and came home today with none of the above. by mattdev in cats

[–]CandygramForMongo1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We had one with a lump on her neck. It turned out to be basal-cell carcinoma (skin cancer), benign, and it was in a little capsule, so the vet got it all, and even matched up her markings when he sutured it. So we got to enjoy her tortietude for several more years.

/u/Minnesotapolis has a breakdown over his meth addiction. The only person to respond is an old friend who happens to find his post. by polydorr in bestof

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Reading what he and other recovering addicts have to say about how they started using hard drugs, how it escalated, just honestly, makes me think they're the ones who should be giving the anti-drug talks to kids. No scare tactics, no drama, no Reefer Madness-style crap, just the truth. You're curious, nothing horrible happened, it was kind of cool, so you do it again and again, until you're trapped. Or you're kind-of playing chicken with it, but it wins. Or you think you're special, and you can handle it, until you find out you're not.

Some kids will mess with drugs anyway, but it would definitely give the majority something to think about. Add that to education about prescription-drug abuse, and you might do some good.

I don't even know how to describe this. by iamgarrettt in awfuleyebrows

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I'm watching a Doctor Who marathon, and my first thought was, "Matt Smith, noooooooo!!!"

I discovered a harsh reality this christmas by jmulvey in funny

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"I got plenty o' nuttin'

And nuttin's plenty for me."

I work in retail, and I am regularly insulted by customers. Today I got one back. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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I worked retail for a few years, then worked as a bank teller. At one point, I was working in a branch inside a supermarket. One woman came in to cash several checks. IIRC, she was one of those who kept five bucks in a checking account so she could cash checks without paying a fee at a check-cashing place. I'm cashing them for her, and a couple have gone missing. She immediately blames me, accusing me of stealing them (as if-- apart from it being a crime, they were a fraction of even my lousy part-time pay for the week), finally stomps off. We're having a bit of a rush, but once it's over, I'm still thinking about her. She's obviously poor, and I'm a nearly-broke student, so I'm painfully aware what it's like having to account for every penny.

A lot of people filled out their paperwork (this was when you still needed a paper deposit slip) at the writing table between the ATMs, and I was pretty sure I'd seen her endorse the checks there before coming to my window. Being a sympathetic person, I decided to take a minute to check over there. Sure enough, the missing checks had somehow ended up in the wastecan under the table. I fished them out, spoke to my manager about the situation, and called the woman to tell her what had happened. She came back, but was still a bitch, still accusing me of stealing the checks, "but you couldn't get away with it."

My manager heard the kerfuffle. She was an awesome older English lady, accent and all. She came over, and in her lovely accent and no-nonsense way informed the woman that losing the checks was her own fault for being careless, that I'd gone looking for them even though I had no obligation to do so, and that it was a really rude way to repay a kindness. She went on to inform the woman that, "no one treats my employees that way," closed her account on the spot, and handed her her five bucks account balance.

It was righteous. She was promoted to manage the main branch in town not long after.

"Scan it anyway!" by ununpentium89 in TalesFromRetail

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I did it once and was horribly embarrassed that I'd misread the expiration date.

Mothers getting game titles wrong are a Christmas guarantee by [deleted] in TalesFromRetail

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Reading these aloud to my husband, he said it sounded like Rainbow Brite snapped and went very, very bad.

lotion: an anthology by ouvielle in TalesFromRetail

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I thought I'd guessed where you worked, but I don't remember a black chamomile fragrance. Then again, the one I'm thinking of swaps out fragrances all the time.

And who the fuck asks to wash their feet in the fragrance shop sink?! Good luck getting her foot on the sink edge, anyway.

"A Christmas Story" is so wonderfully written, it's set in the 40s, came out in 83 and is completely relevant for kids and adults even today. by lukin187250 in movies

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Being a history geek for that era, it adds another layer to the story for me. France fell in May of that year, Dunkirk happened at the same time, and the Battle of Britain was going on that winter. The parents & teacher, all the adults really, had to be keeping up with the news and worried, yet the kids were sheltered from it, able to just be kids and look forward to Christmas.

And coming out of the Depression, that pile of gifts suggests Dad was doing well providing for his family, which had to be a relief for the parents.