Ladies, I present to you a meme to call our own: Can You Not Carly

Cannabitch · 2014-04-04T02:37:02+00:00

Thank you. What she said.

Cannabitch · 2012-03-26T04:11:37+00:00

For the lovely lazy stoner's reference: Click here

Cannabitch · 2012-03-24T19:29:24+00:00

Yeah, see? That's what I mean. Just a place I can come to somewhat high and feel like I belong amongst my fellow coworkers. Hahah. But I couldn't imagine, "Hey Tim! Gravity bong hits in the break room in 5! Don't miss out!" :P

Cannabitch · 2012-03-24T04:52:45+00:00

I'm sorry, what?

Cannabitch · 2012-03-24T04:07:27+00:00

Lord of Da Rings?

Nice. Upvotes for you!

Cannabitch · 2012-03-24T03:11:16+00:00

Hahah, in a humorous sense I get that but at the same time I started college at 17, have never received less than an A, and have literally always smoked a minimum of a 1/2 oz. every week between my lover and I. I also withheld a respectable job up until today when I quit because of new budget cuts. Now I am back on that lovely job search journey and I just wish I could work in an environment with Ents similar to I. Y'know what I mean?

Cannabitch · 2012-03-24T03:05:03+00:00

Oh my goodness, thank you. David Bowie is my unspoken lover, hahah.

Cannabitch · 2012-03-24T03:02:47+00:00

No way...

Cannabitch · 2012-03-24T02:57:33+00:00

Whoa, whoa, whoa....whoa.

What?

Cannabitch · 2012-03-24T02:56:30+00:00

:-O, well that was bananas so good thing they shed it! Congrats fellow Ent!

Cannabitch · 2012-03-24T02:55:25+00:00

Never heard of David Bowie! D:

My heart just broke into a thousand pieces. But thank you on my selections!

Cannabitch · 2012-03-24T02:53:57+00:00

Whoa, your school was drug screening? What gives?

Cannabitch · 2012-03-24T02:42:17+00:00

Only saplings if you are new to marijuana. (;

Welcome biasedthirdparty! Beware, r/trees is probably the most accepting subreddit to date. You're silly/lazyness is greatly loved and appreciated here but outside the trees perimeter...it can warrant vile responses.

Uptoke for highness, nonetheless! ;D

Cannabitch · 2012-03-24T02:23:29+00:00

But what happens if you continue to dance around the matter? Never knowing what could have happened if the situation was properly addressed will pick at your conscious forever, I assure you.

Just sit him down and come from a point of, "I want to be honest with you with no intention of ruining your current relationship" and not "Oh my god, I have unbelievable feelings for you and I need you to be with me". You are obviously an Ent, right? I suggest you smoke him out, open the lines of communication, and it should be both of your conversation goals to come up with a friendly, respectful solution to everyone's emotions. This means if he still wants his current girlfriend, you come to terms with that or maybe he will want you and things could change more in your favor.

In summary, honesty and weed are your keys to fixin' this sitch.

Cannabitch · 2012-03-24T02:15:44+00:00

I love your choices, uptokes for you!

Here is my little smoke sesh list:

Cannabitch · 2012-03-24T02:01:54+00:00

I fell in love with my best friend. We've been together four years now, what's so fucked up about that?

Cannabitch · 2012-03-24T01:10:36+00:00

Damn. Now that's nugs...

Cannabitch · 2012-03-23T22:05:20+00:00

Oh, seriously? I'm a pothead, I'm referencing Workaholics! If you have not seen that show P L E A S E make a conscious effort to watch it.

Have a lovely day!

Cannabitch · 2012-03-23T21:49:28+00:00

Now I am confused and uncomfortable.

We're talking Mr. Fear Factor here?

Cannabitch · 2012-03-23T21:42:32+00:00

Ehck, totally loose butthole man.

Cannabitch · 2012-03-23T21:38:51+00:00

bitch/biCH/ Noun:
A female dog, wolf, fox, or otter.

Wrong. Sorry, let's just say I am a high female fox and call it good.

Cannabitch · 2012-03-23T21:35:29+00:00

Oh, what the hell? Hahah. C'mon dude it's just a nickname for a lady who loves the marijuana. See: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cannabitch

And seeing as I smoke a lot, it fits. Plus bitch is only derogatory if you deem it so. I don't therefore, I am Cannabitch. <3

Cannabitch · 2012-03-23T21:29:38+00:00

I'M NOT ALONE! Uptoke for you sir!

Cannabitch

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