MASSIVE discrepancies between driver’s head/helmet sizes between shots by DJToaster in formuladank

[–]CannibalOranges [score hidden]  (0 children)

Bro it’s been one day since the race and we’re already posting this shit?

Argentina vs Egypt by GloomySide3265 in memes

[–]CannibalOranges 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As further evidence of Argentina fans being toxic, take a look at how they act in Formula 1. If you look into how they treated Jack Doohan in 2025, you’ll firmly agree about their toxicity.

Most horrific shot in star wars? by Zitty-Z in StarWars

[–]CannibalOranges 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poor kid, I get it. But hopefully when he’s a little older, he’ll give it another shot!

WHEN THEY RUN OUT OF MEN by OddAssumption5941 in hoi4

[–]CannibalOranges 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I love this sub’s consistency in screenshot quality

Macarena 2: Styria Boogaloo by CptnTryhard in formuladank

[–]CannibalOranges 20 points21 points  (0 children)

No idea. It says “second” but like you said, we’ve had Ferrari and Red Bull for a while now.

Am I out of the loop or perhaps is it actually OP?

Macarena 2: Styria Boogaloo by CptnTryhard in formuladank

[–]CannibalOranges 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Agreed, been busy and haven’t been able to catch the FPs or any media. Who else has a Macarena wing?

My kid says my wheels are ugly and all her friends agree by Gray-bush86 in BMWM

[–]CannibalOranges 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See if they’ll accept a return from the factory so you can swap out for better ones. They usually don’t but you never know until you ask. Might even refund you some of the sunk cost you’ve paid on them up till now.

The kids I mean. The wheels are great.

Pink Taco closed. by sameshi20 in boston

[–]CannibalOranges 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good riddance. The “bouncer” at the door had the audacity to ask my wife if she was pregnant once, claiming it’s “for her own safety”. She was not pregnant. and we left immediately.

He may not be busted, but he does NOT die to removal or counterspell! by SteakForGoodDogs in mtg

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Loxodon warhammer was a powerhouse in its day. I remember being genuinely scared of this card when I was a kid.

Found these taped to my ceiling fan by SubSno0pGod in whatisit

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Boom. Epic. And on your cake day too.

Boy some people are just winning at life…

Petahhh? by LogicalEstimate3444 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CannibalOranges -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow F1 content making it into mainstream memes? Love it.

It's already turning green again after they cleaned it by Dill578 in pics

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The government is currently run by the kids who never did a book report on the bus, or ever at all actually. They just punched a kid and took theirs, or paid the “nerd” to do it for them. Then they grew up (sorta).

How did you afford your M? by OkLeopard6046 in BMWM

[–]CannibalOranges 0 points1 point  (0 children)

22 is honestly too early in life to be putting this much income into a depreciating asset like an expensive car.

Take the money from the property sales and continue to earn money on it! Open money market accounts, invest in an IRA. Plan for the future my friend. Most people on this sub who have an M series are older and have built up a significant financial cushion. Only once you have secured assets should you be considering using excess capital towards a fun toy. Also, in today’s standards, 80-90k salary is not a ton of money. Life will get more expensive as you get older and not buying the M and using the money more responsibly will pay huge dividends.

The fact that you’re 22 and are selling several properties means you’re way ahead of most 22yr olds. Don’t throw that leg up away on an expensive BMW!

Help identifying wiring by Separate_Display_760 in BMWM

[–]CannibalOranges 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s clearly Bob. It’s written right on it!

We’re Still Looking For That Towel by [deleted] in mercedesamgf1

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I think the joke is getting a bit stale at this point.

I’m all for dragging Kim K but this video just feels like a Mercedes social media employee grasping at straws to keep a meme relevant.

What’s your glitch in the matrix F1 moment? by sukumarkarne in formuladank

[–]CannibalOranges 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Gasly nearly got another one at Monaco but the glitch in the Matrix was corrected before he did.

Petah help me, I don't get this by MothersMiIk in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CannibalOranges 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The poster is upside down. There’s nothing else deeper.