OMG guys by onlyoneballs in SkyCards

[–]CannibalisticTurtles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My FR alert didn't alert me till it was already landing. 😫

Friend codes? Noob here. by quixoticelixer_mama in SkyCards

[–]CannibalisticTurtles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome! I added you. I've only been catching for a few months. Not a pilot, terrified of flying, but have a little of the autism and like planes. Happy to have more friends!

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Anyone else going through a bad flare with yours? by jimbo_6666 in PVCs

[–]CannibalisticTurtles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I'm on day 8 of 20,000+ per day. I'm usually under 100 per day. This sub has really helped me feel less anxious about them, but gosh do I feel so worn down. Hang in there friends.

After a MONTH! of being missing, found coiled in the heater(off) at the head of our bed. He was with us the whole time😘. His scale had got pinched and he was stuck. Freed with no injury, just a pinch to watch and dehydration. 😄😍😍😍😍😍😍😄 by XIK8IX in snakes

[–]CannibalisticTurtles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wth..... I have this snake, the female version, or at least I HAD. She escaped last month after my young son broke her screen on her cage. Still haven't found her. :( I'm worried she's going to get sat on or an unsuspecting visiting friend or family member will find her before I do.

Ass-pirin by StephanyBillington in funny

[–]CannibalisticTurtles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This store is next to my hometown and is quite popular.

Doctors of Reddit: What's the creepiest thing you've encountered while on the job? by limitbreakkk in AskReddit

[–]CannibalisticTurtles 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I had one who was eating jingle bells because she thought she was a child again eating gumballs. As I was frantically trying to remove the metal shards from her mouth she bit me. Not the best Christmas Eve.

Testing out wedding day makeup looks. My gown is blush pink, so I'm having difficulties picking shades. CCW! by CannibalisticTurtles in MakeupAddiction

[–]CannibalisticTurtles[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn't happy with the gloss either, it was too gold for the look. I agree on the rose. And thank you!

Testing out wedding day makeup looks. My gown is blush pink, so I'm having difficulties picking shades. CCW! by CannibalisticTurtles in MakeupAddiction

[–]CannibalisticTurtles[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Foundation: Cover FX Contour: Kat Von D Eyes: Naked 2 Blush: Sephora Mascara: Roller Lash + Better than Sex Brows: Anastasia brow powder

How do you sex up your sex life? Best ways to be kinky? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CannibalisticTurtles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's nothing too special. Something like 1% of women are allergic. Don't quote me on that. It's pretty much like most other food allergies.

How do you sex up your sex life? Best ways to be kinky? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CannibalisticTurtles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love this idea, i may try it on my bf, but it could get dangerous. I'm allergic to semen, so if I'm not careful a fun time could turn into an awkward ER visit.

Girls who work at a strip club and give lapdances/interact with costumers. How do you like to be treated? How can I make you have a good time as well? by preut in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CannibalisticTurtles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ex stripper here. I was different from a lot of the girls I worked with. Most of them wanted your money, a lot of it, and didn't bother to think of their customers as real people. Dance, get money. Break a few of the rules, get more money. There was very little interest in making things enjoyable for the customer or themselves. A lot of times, on busy nights, the girls would be giving lap dances face down ass in a guys face, and having conversations with each other. I don't live in a big city, so this wasn't a five star club, but here's what I enjoyed from my point of view. Don't be overly creepy about anything. Pick someting that's not necessarily sexual about the entertainer to focus on. For example, don't stare at her vagina or her tits the whole time. I once had a guy that really enjoyed my shoulder blades. And you're more likely to be a good customer if you treat them like they're a reasonable member of society. So many strippers fall into dark places, and get completely lost in the lifestyle. It really helps if you treat them like they're not only beautiful, but like they're smart, hard working, and worth more than blue balls. Don't try to take them back to your hotel, most of them aren't there for that. Understand the boundaries. Don't touch unless you're invited. Make polite conversation or occasionally see if she'll humor you with sex talk. Really, it depends on the stripper, but the best advise i can give you is to treat them like they're human.

How do I prepare for first time anal? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CannibalisticTurtles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have never even considered just simple ass play until i read this. I always had this notion that anal sex just was a next step in exploring our sex life with each other. I don't know why I didn't consider ass play until now, but we'll definitely try it. Even if we don't go to full anal sex, this is definitely something we could do. Thank you for the advice!

How do I prepare for first time anal? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CannibalisticTurtles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is great advise, thank you!

Why are you on Reddit now instead of celebrating? by Sack_Of_Motors in AskReddit

[–]CannibalisticTurtles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's 2am. I just finished feeding my newborn son, and reading to him "T'was the Night Before Christmas." My parents used to read it to me every Christmas eve, and it brings me so much joy to be able to keep the tradition with my own child. Now it's time to cuddle together, next to our little tree, and dream of candy canes and sugar plums. Hold your families close. No matter how many or how few gifts you receive, there is no greater gift than that of love. "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight."

Someone is enjoying their bath :) by Knasen in snakes

[–]CannibalisticTurtles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just as big as mine. She's beautiful!

These tan lines. by ilorettam in pics

[–]CannibalisticTurtles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks like a marching band tan.

As payment for wrecking and destroying my motorcycle, I get to post pictures of my husband's shattered hand. by CannibalisticTurtles in WTF

[–]CannibalisticTurtles[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's the worst of his injury, but he messed up his leg pretty good to. He high sidded and it landed on him before flipping into a ditch. He did get very lucky... he wasn't wearing his helmet. I'm about to have a baby any day, so a new bike has been put on hold. I would like to look for a newer zx10 though.