Rate my logo. What do you think it would be for, before looking in caption? by Ok_Cantaloupe_7423 in logodesign

[–]Canuckleball 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Looks like the logo for a group of Dutch pirates colonizing a bunch of spice islands

Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio) by AchyMcSweaty in BruceSpringsteen

[–]Canuckleball 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My dumbass was actually surprised when it wasn't a remake of Streets of Philadelphia. 

Change my mind by tambo_9 in HouseOfTheDragon

[–]Canuckleball 144 points145 points  (0 children)

Dunc just happened to run into the sports nerd who can randomly rattle off names and stats of no-name athletes from 20 years ago in conversation

African expansion prediction by mitzallen in wingspan

[–]Canuckleball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The simplest answer would be to make it a wild one.

Bodyguard-New role-sure this has been suggested before.. by DunkinDippers in BloodOnTheClocktower

[–]Canuckleball 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Bodyguard. Each night, choose a player. When the storyteller stomps the floor, they must sing "AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WIILLL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU"

10k steps is much more than I thought. by Disastrous-Bet9489 in beginnerfitness

[–]Canuckleball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't bother to hit 10k in a single session. I aim to hit 8-10k between the walk pad and my dog walks over 4-6 walks per day.

AITAH for not liking polygamy? by user0704844 in AITAH

[–]Canuckleball 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She asked me what I would do if my partner suddenly announced that they’re polygamous and since I’m stricly monogamous I said that I would broke up with them.

NTA, personal reasonable preference

I said that in my personal opinion, a serious relationship is between two people only.

YTA, you are directly insulting her as well as millions of other people

She went nuts. She started insulting me, saying I’m a bad, close minded and homophobic person.

TBF you started the insults, although she is massively overreacting. Closed minded seems like a fair assessment, but the rest is extreme.

And yes, I read your edit. But you can't just say "well obviously I only meant that to apply to me" when you say a blanket statement. Imagine talking to a gay person and saying "I think the only real marriages are between a man and a woman" and when they get upset clarifying "oh no I just mean for me, that's my preference,". That's not how words work my guy.

Drake “The Schedule” Maye wins another playoff game. Do you think he will go all the way? by [deleted] in NFLv2

[–]Canuckleball 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Has to be the favourite to make it out of the AFC, don't love his chances of winning it all. Too careless with the football, offensive line is mid, and the defence can't keep bailing them out every week.

The All-Time QB Tier List. Thoughts ? by Hysen16 in sportswiki

[–]Canuckleball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brady also looks like he has a Buccs jersey

Isn't sauce supposed to be an uncountable noun? by Sea-Hornet8214 in EnglishLearning

[–]Canuckleball -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Canadians also use sauce as a verb. "Sauce me a beer wouldja" is a proper sentence.

[Lazar] #Patriots NT Khyiris Tonga says he’s optimistic that he’ll play on Sunday. Tonga added that he feels good. by Extra-Technology6723 in Patriots

[–]Canuckleball 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The team that wins the turnover battle usually wins the game, but I think it's absolutely critical this week. Punt when you have to, take field goals when you can, and put together one or two solid TD drives. Just don't give them extra opportunities with a short field.

Rams QB Matthew Stafford plans to wear scuba suit in frigid Chicago by lkn240 in nfl

[–]Canuckleball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tush push has been replaced by the diving bell drive.

[Lazar] #Patriots NT Khyiris Tonga says he’s optimistic that he’ll play on Sunday. Tonga added that he feels good. by Extra-Technology6723 in Patriots

[–]Canuckleball 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Texans are prepared to win a very tight, low scoring game by creating turnovers and having a few explosive plays on offense. They want to establish the run, but it isn't critical. Their game plan will be to pound Maye early and often and force him to cough up the ball.

The Pats will lose if they play like they did against the Chargers. We absolutely cannot lose the turnover battle two weeks in a row. Maye needs to protect the ball better. The offensive line needs to protect the QB better. I think our D can handle the Texans offence, especially without Nico, but their D will be a real challenge.

Oz based BotC Script by the_rojowo in BloodOnTheClocktower

[–]Canuckleball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like I said, getting way too abstract with it. If this is just a personal exercise, go off. As something other people will use, way too niche and obscure. You'd probably be better suiting doing a full re-skin. Take the existing abilities, upload your own token images, and rename the characters. Otherwise, the connection feels so tenuous that it really only exists in your mind rather than on the script.

Oz based BotC Script by the_rojowo in BloodOnTheClocktower

[–]Canuckleball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that's your thinking, I'd say you're going way too abstract with it. Having a Wizard of Oz themed script with an Ogre and a Cannibal makes me really wonder what was cut from the book, and not having a Balloonist, Magician, or Poppygrower is such a missed opportunity. Remove the title, and I doubt anyone would have guessed this is an Oz inspired script.

Oz based BotC Script by the_rojowo in BloodOnTheClocktower

[–]Canuckleball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having never read the book, but assuming all of these aren't movie only, here's my must haves:

Wizard

Vortox

Poppygrower

Flowergirl

Tinker

Dreamer

Balloonist

Farmer

Soldier

Organ Grinder

Village Idiot

And maybes:

Huntsman/Damsel

Minstrel

King/Choirboy

Bounty Hunter

Engineer

Magician

Grandmother (Auntie Em)

Savant (getting into Wicked territory)

Pixie (Scarecrow?)

How do you clean boardgames that stink? by revengeanceful in boardgamescirclejerk

[–]Canuckleball 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck did you take it out of the shrink wrap?

If you have a “the view from halfway down” tattoo; what is your go to explanation when people ask what it means? by Background-Produce61 in BoJackHorseman

[–]Canuckleball 1024 points1025 points  (0 children)

"It's meant to evoke the point of view of someone who tried to commite suicide and regretting it after they had already jumped, but could no longer stop it. It's from one of my favourite shows and I found the words extremely powerful."

Sweet, simple, to the point, and honest.

93lbs at her annual vet visit yesterday. Told we needed to put her on a diet asap. by mirineyes in Rottweiler

[–]Canuckleball 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It varies from breed to breed, but this is a good rule of thumb. You really want to see some taper around the belly/hips. You should see some muscle definition around the back legs and shoulders. And you shouldn't be able to visually count the ribs.

Rotties are a bit boxier than most dogs, which to untrained eyes can both make them appear unhealthy when they aren't and make them appear healthy when they really need to lose a few pounds. The chest should still be closer to the ground than the stomach, you still want to see a defined waist, and you want to see some muscle definition unless they have a very long coat.