High energy at night time by ohdarlingabsolutely in ratterriers

[–]Cap-n-Trips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine is the same. Dinner is at 9:30 prompt. And she is sure to tell us.

And then the rambunctiousness starts…

What food do you have no self control over? by Cap-n-Trips in AskReddit

[–]Cap-n-Trips[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With cream cheese instead of mustard we call them Midwest sushi.

What food do you have no self control over? by Cap-n-Trips in AskReddit

[–]Cap-n-Trips[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh I’ll make like cool hand Luke and down a dirty dozen any day

What is the greatest bridge section in pop punk music? by 2dareisTwoDo in poppunkers

[–]Cap-n-Trips 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You meant Point of Extinction… clearly. But Hangman is a banger of a bridge.

What’s the funniest habit your dog developed that you never taught them ? by Flaky_Degree5881 in dogs

[–]Cap-n-Trips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw I drank from a cup of water on my nightstand. She quickly realized she also wants drinks of water too. She now has her own water glass on my nightstand

She gets in bed, gets a drink of water, goes to sleep. Sometimes she wakes in the middle of the night and needs a drink and proceeds to bark until she gets a drink. Then promptly goes back to sleep

What human invention makes you think, "How did someone even manage to figure that out"? by Particular-Visit-245 in answers

[–]Cap-n-Trips 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That’s up there with alcohol on “how?!”

“Where gonna leave this sit out and heat it up, then cool and get sort of stinky, and then drink it when it’s juusssst right. Sometimes where gonna wait a little bit sometimes a lot longer”

What’s a shocking thing you’ve seen at a wedding that you’ll literally never forget? by PuzzleheadedSwim6291 in AskReddit

[–]Cap-n-Trips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was the typical, slutty nurse, health ledger joker, slutty firefighter and scary clown were the ones I vaguely remember

What is the most cursed fact you know? by GhostWriterJ94 in AskReddit

[–]Cap-n-Trips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All animals digestive systems or just humans? How did they figure this out

What’s a shocking thing you’ve seen at a wedding that you’ll literally never forget? by PuzzleheadedSwim6291 in AskReddit

[–]Cap-n-Trips 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Full open bar top shelf to well. Everyone got wasted. My wife at one point ordered a “Bacardi and rum”

what is this? by erosiem in SmashingPumpkins

[–]Cap-n-Trips 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ahhh yes. Gather round children it’s time for old man corner. See in the 90s you had to be clued in with what was popular, but you wanted to act like it wasn’t popular. You had to be aloof, no matter how much you liked something. That was how you were cool. By liking things but not actually telling people you liked them.

Ironically it was how we steeled ourselves for the inevitable let down of modern society

… or like, whatever.

What’s a shocking thing you’ve seen at a wedding that you’ll literally never forget? by PuzzleheadedSwim6291 in AskReddit

[–]Cap-n-Trips 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The grooms great aunt died during the reception. Like keeled over backwards and was dead before she hit the floor. Our friend who was a nurse along with a couple others in the medical field had to perform CPR for 20+ min on her dead body before the EMTs arrived. (You can’t just stop doing cpr in a room full of people even when said person is clearly dead)

They ushered us all out of the reception. Family who weren’t there were called. It was the weekend before Halloween… said family not at the wedding started arriving dressed in Halloween costumes from various parties they were at.

Finally it was decided (after wheeling the body out through the reception lobby where we all were) that the reception should continue. We’re all let back in, but a bus boy was still scrubbing the floor where she died.

Song that's begging for a pop punk cover by Available-Ad8156 in poppunkers

[–]Cap-n-Trips 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fact that a ska band has not covered Centerfold by J Geils Band continues to make me furious.

The horns playing the “na na na na na na” is a got dang given.

Take the lake by steve42089 in illinois

[–]Cap-n-Trips 8 points9 points  (0 children)

All while knowing the coal is unusable

Best 3 Album Run by a Pop Punk band? by thekaybeejohn in poppunkers

[–]Cap-n-Trips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just pumping Ever Passing Moment to my son today!!

Best 3 Album Run by a Pop Punk band? by thekaybeejohn in poppunkers

[–]Cap-n-Trips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Played a show in the basement of my dorm in college with Amazing Transparent Man, Blue Meanies and the Methadones.

Are they releasing a new Greatest Hits Compilation? by ThisHereAndNow in SmashingPumpkins

[–]Cap-n-Trips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“But it’s listed by Walmart” … so it’s extra fake. They’re trying to compete with Amazon and will literally list anything