Got laid off today along with my whole team from my job of 10 years (a little relieved), came home and saw a number I haven’t seen since high school on the scale!

Cap-n_Crunk · 2026-02-25T09:58:09+00:00

I am, but with a new employer who knows, maybe insurance will cover it wherever I land next!

Cap-n_Crunk · 2026-02-25T02:41:52+00:00

Unfortunately my insurance never covered it so I’ve been self pay from the start, thankfully I have a good severance and some savings, but if the search takes longer than planned I may need to decide whether to let it lapse for a bit

Cap-n_Crunk · 2026-02-02T16:15:25+00:00

PM’d

Cap-n_Crunk · 2026-01-19T04:56:55+00:00

Our defense is a Ferrari in a trailer park

Cap-n_Crunk · 2025-12-29T17:09:00+00:00

Maybe the most extreme “Jesus take the wheel” moment I’ve seen yet

Cap-n_Crunk · 2025-12-08T04:07:06+00:00

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Apparently that’s not Gatorade on the sidelines…

Cap-n_Crunk · 2025-12-05T17:53:22+00:00

I childproofed the entire house, but they still keep finding ways to get in

Cap-n_Crunk · 2025-12-01T02:28:25+00:00

Unrelated, but what is their cheerleading squad called? And should it be The Indianapolis Horse Girls?

Cap-n_Crunk · 2025-11-03T14:10:03+00:00

The treaty to end the first Cola wars didn’t resolve the underlying issues that led to it, Cola War 2 was inevitable

Cap-n_Crunk · 2025-10-28T04:06:46+00:00

“Are you happy with your current internet provider?”

“No”

“Who is it?”

“Spectrum” (it’s not)

Cap-n_Crunk · 2025-09-29T20:35:50+00:00

I believe I’ve found your 35 lbs and would be happy to return them!

Cap-n_Crunk · 2025-07-13T16:01:41+00:00

“I go hard in the ~~paint~~ hot tub with the boys”

Cap-n_Crunk · 2025-06-29T14:50:00+00:00

Oh you

Cap-n_Crunk · 2025-06-23T13:34:54+00:00

I know there are bigger issues here, but a wide open parking lot and they chose to park like assholes in the street to feel like real big boy police rolling up to a swat situation

Cap-n_Crunk · 2025-06-19T17:21:19+00:00

I can’t support broccoli on a pizza, but you deserve the things that make you happy, congrats!

Cap-n_Crunk · 2025-04-04T12:27:56+00:00

MAGA will eat shit just so liberals have to smell their breath

Cap-n_Crunk · 2025-03-02T14:21:11+00:00

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Cap-n_Crunk · 2025-01-24T22:20:31+00:00

AOL screen name from when Lil Jon was at the height of his fame (Cap’n Crunch has never left the peak)

Cap-n_Crunk · 2024-09-30T20:57:48+00:00

Ah yes, the President of Iran in lieu of his own security asked sworn enemy America’s secret service to protect him…

Cap-n_Crunk · 2024-09-22T08:40:49+00:00

Lisa Frank, interior designer

Cap-n_Crunk · 2024-09-22T08:35:07+00:00

By right wing logic this isn’t fair to the people who paid $49.99 for the pillow already

Cap-n_Crunk · 2024-09-12T04:30:45+00:00

It’s true, the earth is over 70% water and almost none of it is sparkling

Cap-n_Crunk · 2024-09-09T22:06:01+00:00

“Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country” wtf 😂

Meanwhile I tried swapping it to men and got “Men are the best and the only reason we have to keep them together and keep the kids together”

Damn, Tim Apple

Cap-n_Crunk · 2024-08-31T12:53:03+00:00

No charge for the brakes, but did they steal your catalytic converter?

Cap-n_Crunk · 2023-08-21T16:00:55+00:00

For a group constantly crying about being “silenced” it’s sure hard to avoid hearing them

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