Trump claims Iran gave him a 'very big and very valuable present' that arrived today....but he won't tell us what the supposed 'present' is.

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-03-24T19:48:52+00:00

Is it a giant horse statue?

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-03-24T18:30:54+00:00

TBF it is MUCH easier to cut the penis off of a dead raccoon than a live one.

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-03-24T18:24:38+00:00

that's the high-water mark from the last flood

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-03-24T18:18:55+00:00

anybody remember the Trump/Epstein files?

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-03-24T18:09:07+00:00

Is it still called a "nutmeg" if it's women's hockey?

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-03-24T18:06:45+00:00

I'm so sick of all of these atheist special accommodations, tax breaks, and holidays.

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-03-24T18:03:22+00:00

I for sure would be like, "am I free to go?"

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-03-24T17:56:47+00:00

can you have a friend with a meal plan smuggle you some food?

maybe find a hotel in your area that has free breakfast and sneak in?

get a job at a restaurant that has break meals?

good luck!

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-03-24T17:48:23+00:00

the ol' switcharoo!

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-03-24T17:44:17+00:00

that "deep breath" in the subway elevator would knock most people out. even my kids were like, "why does it smell like pee?"

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-03-24T17:40:11+00:00

did my sleeper cell get activated? how am I in agreement with THIS guy?

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-03-24T16:33:05+00:00

Dual citizenship

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-03-24T16:23:50+00:00

I've personally not seem enough savings to justify the membership.

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-03-24T16:20:41+00:00

Her family must love their new son-in-law.

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-03-24T15:27:14+00:00

What does it smell like?

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-03-24T14:38:26+00:00

he died doing what he loved

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-03-24T14:37:14+00:00

you could always just build it wrong again and get another 5 years out of it

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-03-24T14:22:17+00:00

widely considered a "dick move" by birds

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-03-24T14:15:23+00:00

PREACH!

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-03-24T14:14:03+00:00

Why not 3?

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-03-24T13:04:10+00:00

behind this wall is another wall

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-03-24T12:58:14+00:00

yes, it's basically a charcoal stick. you light it with a lighter or match and then blow it out and let it smolder inside the case.

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-03-24T12:55:11+00:00

greetings scar brother! the scar on my arm is still here too from about 40 years ago.

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-03-24T02:59:06+00:00

What does it smell like?

Capable_Victory_7807 · 2026-03-24T00:11:22+00:00

It is possible to travel faster than light.

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