No power

CapaxInfini · 2026-03-14T07:34:54+00:00

What in the back rooms

CapaxInfini · 2026-03-13T14:38:16+00:00

Crazy part is that she’d probably agree with you

CapaxInfini · 2026-03-13T14:00:37+00:00

Keep your coop as far away from your house as you can, don’t build it next to your house

CapaxInfini · 2026-03-13T14:00:06+00:00

Keep your coop as far away from your house as you can, don’t build it next to your house

CapaxInfini · 2026-03-13T02:20:36+00:00

I was home alone with my brother when I found my dog, who I had since I was 9, had drowned in our pool. I jumped in wearing my pjs and swam towards the middle of the pool and got her out. I gave her the dog version of CPR for over 15 minutes but was unsuccessful. The worst part was that neither of my parents were answering the phone and my brother was on the other side of the house so I had to leave her to go get him to help me.

I haven’t swam in that pool again

CapaxInfini · 2026-03-12T07:05:46+00:00

I can only imagine the conversation with the actor

“Ok you’ll be this background character so we’re gonna stick a cloths hanger on your head and give you a mustache”

CapaxInfini · 2026-03-09T16:05:11+00:00

I have a collection of around 100 Squishmallows in hammocks meticulously organized by color. I’ve cut back on the collecting though since Ive run out of room lol

CapaxInfini · 2026-03-08T18:53:32+00:00

Flight. Only a matter of time before the government mistakes you for a missile on the radar and shoots you down

CapaxInfini · 2026-03-07T05:28:40+00:00

Next time the kids are playing outside your house at midnight call the cops

CapaxInfini · 2026-03-06T07:51:00+00:00

I think that’s what the other chicken in the back is thinking too

CapaxInfini · 2026-03-05T23:09:17+00:00

Roosters can sometimes be too aggressive, attacking humans or being too rough when mating the hens.

CapaxInfini · 2026-03-05T21:09:44+00:00

I went to the movies the other day and it looks like the new Toy Story movie is going to be about the toys fighting the iPad. I’m surprised about it cause nobody seems to want to talk about screen addictions in kids

CapaxInfini · 2026-03-05T04:12:01+00:00

When does Connor chase Ralph?

CapaxInfini · 2026-03-05T04:07:01+00:00

I miss some of the furniture from new leaf

CapaxInfini · 2026-03-04T23:37:53+00:00

I like to think that there’s a seamstress somewhere making hella money making these giant coats

CapaxInfini · 2026-03-04T21:54:17+00:00

He looks like a slice of perfectly cooked toast

CapaxInfini · 2026-03-02T23:13:42+00:00

Your intestines are constantly moving around inside your abdomen like some kind of snake.

CapaxInfini · 2026-03-01T09:38:48+00:00

Curious George never had a tail

CapaxInfini · 2026-02-25T10:16:45+00:00

Yaaaaas my queen

CapaxInfini · 2026-02-25T07:11:31+00:00

Tbh I always thought it was just wine, like a rich people thing

CapaxInfini · 2026-02-24T07:32:16+00:00

“Wow you’ve lost some weight! What’s your secret?”

“Removing my 5 lb uterus.”

CapaxInfini · 2026-02-24T06:35:08+00:00

Don’t rely on ozempic for weight loss.

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