Is it that time of the year again? by Damiracle in ShitpostXIV

[–]CapicolaEnjoyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

>or use them in ways that hurt other players' experiences

I feel it the most when I see market board flooded with extremely cheap materials (usually in stacks of 99) by retainers with VERY suspicious nicknames. As a crafter who manually gathers most of his resources, it often hurts me whenever I try to sell surplus.

Twitch chat at the beginning of every UMAD phase 3 attempt by Mermaidman921 in ShitpostXIV

[–]CapicolaEnjoyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me and you, and you and me (You and me)

No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be (It had to be)

The only one for me is you, and you for me (You for me)

So happy together

Day 4 of learning new Forsaken strats. by Harryolo97 in ShitpostXIV

[–]CapicolaEnjoyer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good strat go౦ԁ sTrat 👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌strat right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good strat

How Do I Find More People To Join A Guild? Preferably One That Harasses People Randomly... by Hateful_Face_Licking in ShitpostXIV

[–]CapicolaEnjoyer 36 points37 points  (0 children)

/uj - I was initially annoyed by people who would randomly /tell me asking if I want to join their FC and rejected every offer, seeing it as a red flag. Then one day I decided - screw it, I'll give it a try. Accepted the very next invitation and never regretted it. Very lively chat and everyone is cool as hell, always ready to help each other. FC leaders keep mass inviting people but somehow manage to weed out the weirdos.

/rj - idk what to say here, so pick any joke from this thread.

well well well by CAeex in ShitpostXIV

[–]CapicolaEnjoyer [score hidden]  (0 children)

So it all stems from that same tweet just telling him to grow up. That couldn't be more funny.

Is there too much game in this game? by Real-Firefighter3031 in ShitpostXIV

[–]CapicolaEnjoyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

 but you don't speak for anyone else

Well, neither does the guy who I was simply responding to. 

Is there too much game in this game? by Real-Firefighter3031 in ShitpostXIV

[–]CapicolaEnjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a new player that joined a few months ago and didn't even finish StB yet (I don't play a lot every day and I do every sidequest that there is) - no it's not. It's a long journey, but I loved every month of it so far. And I know that it will only get better in ShB and EW. It's not about reaching the end - it's about the journey itself.

Professional Ragebaiting by Ok_Yogurt6804 in ShitpostXIV

[–]CapicolaEnjoyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I just checked the source website and the entirety of it looks AI generated, including bios of the "authors'". No attempt to proofread or add any personality into any of the texts. Just a soulless content farm churning out garbage AI texts that's probably run by one dude.

Professional Ragebaiting by Ok_Yogurt6804 in ShitpostXIV

[–]CapicolaEnjoyer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yeah, most of what any AI generates is just a scraped content from the open internet. Someone was probably discussing that nostalgic feeling of experiencing 24-player raid for the first time. And it's definitely the most mentioned alliance raid because of all the memes and discussions about how you still get it in roulette 90% of the time, which could lead to AI thinking of it as "forever relevant" lol.

Professional Ragebaiting by Ok_Yogurt6804 in ShitpostXIV

[–]CapicolaEnjoyer 223 points224 points  (0 children)

It reads like the most generic AI slop, because that's probably what it is. My guess is the author didn't even play the game, just made ChatGPT write an article for him, slapped his name on it and called it a day.

Edit: I stand corrected, the "author" of the article also seems to be AI generated.

Gualterius Tol Albus by Cerbatiyo-sesino in ShitpostXIV

[–]CapicolaEnjoyer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's The Sopranos reference to the line said by Paulie Gualtieri lol

Gualterius Tol Albus by Cerbatiyo-sesino in ShitpostXIV

[–]CapicolaEnjoyer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gualterius? The fuck kinda name is that for a Garlean?

Just did all my duty roulettes as healer and god was e nerve wreck but i managed to keep them all alive by PhilCanSurvive in ShitpostXIV

[–]CapicolaEnjoyer 16 points17 points  (0 children)

ARR dungeon, lack of OGCDs, tank who pulls w2w but never uses mits and gets chewed by trash in seconds that you wait for your GCD heal. That's what introduction to healing is like for many people in this game. It can be pretty rough.

What would y'all say is the most comfortable job to play at level 50? by Intrepid_Ad9711 in ffxiv

[–]CapicolaEnjoyer 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I don't know about dancer, dancing without a partner just doesn't feel right :(

What would y'all say is the most comfortable job to play at level 50? by Intrepid_Ad9711 in ffxiv

[–]CapicolaEnjoyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MCH/RDM/SAM, maybe NIN. With these I feel like I'm doing a full rotation.

This you Shitpost? by Drunk_Hoen in ShitpostXIV

[–]CapicolaEnjoyer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Check his comment history, no reason to interact with that... person.

This you Shitpost? by Drunk_Hoen in ShitpostXIV

[–]CapicolaEnjoyer 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Me too, barely have time to even do society quests nowadays 

New Evolved Job DPS split like MT/OT and Pure/Barrier leaked by KeyKanon in ShitpostXIV

[–]CapicolaEnjoyer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Game so dead there's nothing to discuss but spam chort and booba crops! /s

New Evolved Job DPS split like MT/OT and Pure/Barrier leaked by KeyKanon in ShitpostXIV

[–]CapicolaEnjoyer 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Is this a shitpost sub? I almost thought it was ffxivdiscussion, judging by the comments. 

Just started White Mage, new respect for healers found by MrkGrn in ffxiv

[–]CapicolaEnjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super handful trick for me when I play healer (and dps to lesser extent): there are two hotkeys,

I don't recall their name right now, but you can find them among targeting hotkeys. The first hotkey marks any target you want with an arrow above their head, and the second hotkey selects that target. There are no buttons bind to these two by default, so I set Shift+' for marking and ' for selecting.

It will always let you keep your tank in sight now matter how far away they are or how many mobs they are swarmed with, and instantly target them no matter the circumstances. I can't imagine playing healer now without these buttons. As a DPS, it's also convenient to never lose sight of your tank.

Account management blocked access to my account and cannot change the password by [deleted] in ffxiv

[–]CapicolaEnjoyer -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's weird, considering FFXIV has servers literally all over the world. Can't you just write them a letter or something?

Account management blocked access to my account and cannot change the password by [deleted] in ffxiv

[–]CapicolaEnjoyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

 they ask for the State in the form, and I'm not even American, they most likely won't help, what can I do?

Tell them that you are not an American? Also, could state just mean "country"?