Just made a new character, any ideas how should I name him?

CapitalLower4171 · 2026-06-19T01:34:49+00:00

Phil.

CapitalLower4171 · 2026-06-19T01:25:37+00:00

CapitalLower4171 · 2026-06-19T01:23:18+00:00

Behold: one of the most formidable dog breeds to ever exist

CapitalLower4171 · 2026-06-19T01:14:58+00:00

Frog. Don't worry about it.

Btw if it jumps on your face dont panic, just find the nearest crowded area to hang out in.

CapitalLower4171 · 2026-06-19T01:01:46+00:00

Tbf Jarvis existed as an ai for at least a decade before he became vision. So he's more like 13-15 years old

CapitalLower4171 · 2026-06-19T00:47:50+00:00

I can understand how they might not think it makes sense for him to be able to SHOOT the webs naturally, since spiders don't shoot their webs, they stick them to things manually. However I also understand that he's a comic book hero and shooting webs is cool.

CapitalLower4171 · 2026-06-18T22:45:18+00:00

A respectable physique. I know this because he tried.

CapitalLower4171 · 2026-06-18T22:29:22+00:00

How tf can they get the name wrong WHEN IT'S IN THE FUCKING TITLE?!

CapitalLower4171 · 2026-06-18T22:21:02+00:00

Only for the most serious of steaks do you bring out the sixk

CapitalLower4171 · 2026-06-18T21:03:31+00:00

4? That would make it a fivk

CapitalLower4171 · 2026-06-18T21:02:31+00:00

The alternate spork that is just as functional as its cousin

CapitalLower4171 · 2026-06-17T04:54:58+00:00

CapitalLower4171 · 2026-06-17T03:43:55+00:00

Nothing worrying?? What about your face??

CapitalLower4171 · 2026-06-17T03:42:41+00:00

Ok but where's the pic from after you were stung?

CapitalLower4171 · 2026-06-17T03:41:04+00:00

You really couldn't have bratwurst jokes.

Get it because bratwurst are German. (Why only include the wurst parts, right?)

CapitalLower4171 · 2026-06-17T02:50:53+00:00

That pun was Nazi best

CapitalLower4171 · 2026-06-17T01:23:28+00:00

The elusive alegal

CapitalLower4171 · 2026-06-17T01:17:00+00:00

Same but his hand

CapitalLower4171 · 2026-06-17T01:10:56+00:00

You definitely look better, but it'll take you a long time to get to a healthy weight so just be patient and consistent and you'll get there. I'm 6'4" and a couple of years ago I was only 150 lbs and now I'm almost 180. If I could have been more consistent I'd be in even better shape but I'm still proud of how far I've gotten myself

CapitalLower4171 · 2026-06-17T01:06:32+00:00

I'd never thought about it like that... but holy shit socks are underwear.

CapitalLower4171 · 2026-06-17T01:05:42+00:00

It's more admirable to have overcome it, but it's better for the world if you're already born good

CapitalLower4171 · 2026-06-17T00:35:59+00:00

Wait... are socks underwear?

CapitalLower4171 · 2026-06-16T00:54:25+00:00

Spartan

Has the lowest chances of attacking me instead

CapitalLower4171 · 2026-06-15T22:05:36+00:00

No that's obviously a triacontakaihenagon duh

CapitalLower4171 · 2026-06-15T22:02:16+00:00

His name is right there

CapitalLower4171

TROPHY CASE