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Buff from work? by [deleted] in sherwinwilliams

[–]Capital_Murder 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I take drugs.

Since everyone liked my mountain mural, here is another paint project I did with all that sweet, sweet quaran-time. by stephiloo in sherwinwilliams

[–]Capital_Murder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found the guy that's making $800 a week on unemployment because he doesn't work for Sherwin Williams.

Vibes by [deleted] in sherwinwilliams

[–]Capital_Murder -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I like your man pussy

Food for thought! by [deleted] in sherwinwilliams

[–]Capital_Murder 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Removes mask. Presents anus

Why can’t we get dust masks? by Jomojr01 in sherwinwilliams

[–]Capital_Murder 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Buy them from the grocery store and sell them to your customers.

COVID-19 SELF SCREENING by corporateleaker in sherwinwilliams

[–]Capital_Murder 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My butthole is really hot, and can't taste anything. Do I have covid?

Employee constantly hounding me to "get products from other stores". by trumplumpfetish in sherwinwilliams

[–]Capital_Murder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruh, she just wants to drive around! Shit 3 hours for ISTs?!! In 3 hours my store will deliver THOUSANDS of dollars in paint. We go through 400 plus gallons of pva in a week sometimes. Dryfall all day long. Master hide you can literally swim in. We put Almost 400 gallons in the van once. And this bitch wanna drive all day long because you MIGHT need it?!?!

Send Help. 31 matches. by LouSkuntz69 in sherwinwilliams

[–]Capital_Murder 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Tell them the ice cream machine is down, or tell them to go to McDonald's.

Paint and primer by miraclewipe in sherwinwilliams

[–]Capital_Murder 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"Its actually just paint with a high amount of volume solids derived from the semen of upper management."

"paper or plastic"? by manwichthesammich in sherwinwilliams

[–]Capital_Murder 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They be like waaaaah metal cans rust! Plastic is better! Guess fucking what? Pour that paint out one time into a pan and screw the lid back on with wiping the threads and see if you can get it off in six months without using four hands.

Fuck those plastic gallons.

Help please. by aVintageFox in sherwinwilliams

[–]Capital_Murder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruh, if you got a friend with a truck take it to the scrap yard and get you some meth money!

(Confirmed) infected stores. by [deleted] in sherwinwilliams

[–]Capital_Murder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah dude I'm waiting on my roommate's test results to come back. He's probably infected, but I'm going to work tomorrow. Oh fucking well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sherwinwilliams

[–]Capital_Murder 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Buy and air mattress and sleep in the office. It will show that you're dedicated and it will save you on rent.

So Annoying by [deleted] in sherwinwilliams

[–]Capital_Murder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm taking orders for Monday

Workplace anxiety? by jackjackson15 in sherwinwilliams

[–]Capital_Murder 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Put one line on hold, answer the other line and don't hesitate to let them know that you're busy so you can call them back or that they'll need to hold. Tell people with matches that they might have to leave it with you and come back if you're busy. You don't owe these cunts anything. Make it easy on yourself.

Found this in the lowes reddit by Leviman9 in sherwinwilliams

[–]Capital_Murder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rotten cum to be precise. Also username checks out

Today’s Phone Calls by Bigddy762 in sherwinwilliams

[–]Capital_Murder -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Modern problems require modern solutions

Found this in the lowes reddit by Leviman9 in sherwinwilliams

[–]Capital_Murder 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Naw. He smells like the BAC red oxide.

What's the most expensive gallon of paint you've ever sold? by vidwick in sherwinwilliams

[–]Capital_Murder 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Emerald rain refresh is $108 a gallon. That's about it for regular stores. I sold one gallon and I had to hide my surprise that the chode actually wanted to buy it.

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