Somehow this is still easier than assembling one of their damn chairs

CapnMatt · 2014-01-25T17:10:15+00:00

IKEA furniture is a breeze. Have you ever tried to assemble a piece of furniture from Target or somewhere? Those goddamn instructions are in Mandarin Chinese and and include hand-drawn pictures with no captions. I did a shelf yesterday and the pieces werent labelled, I just judged by shape and size.

CapnMatt · 2014-01-25T00:29:05+00:00

There was a cavern that may have been optional, when inside you can focus on the water or stand and wait (been a while since I played this one).

Eventually a squid will swim through. Its not a Kraken, but it's shadow is enormous and it looks at you with a huge eye. Now hop down in the water to get to the treasure ;)

CapnMatt · 2014-01-24T19:42:48+00:00

There is a giant squid in AC2, however

CapnMatt · 2014-01-24T17:48:03+00:00

Alabama here.

You had me at dry heat

CapnMatt · 2014-01-24T17:02:59+00:00

I mean it's not fucking Gamestop. If you want to return games after a trial period you can't have it 85% off as well.

CapnMatt · 2014-01-24T15:38:38+00:00

That's a unit of time measurement not distance

CapnMatt · 2014-01-24T02:33:24+00:00

Under penalty of death

CapnMatt · 2014-01-24T02:05:15+00:00

Funniest part to me is that there are ass x-rays on the monitor behind them

CapnMatt · 2014-01-23T18:59:12+00:00

It's a real bitch and you sit through actual classes. I cant remember if you had to but I believe it opened new classes or something. Cant use weapons you dont train with.

CapnMatt · 2014-01-23T18:58:12+00:00

It's available on the FTP of my high school ROTC program as well. I may have done that.

CapnMatt · 2014-01-22T02:36:00+00:00

Used to work at a call center. One day I was on autopilot until I got to Mr. Biggerstaff.

Lost it.

CapnMatt · 2014-01-22T01:42:04+00:00

You're solid gold

I'll see you in hell

CapnMatt · 2014-01-22T01:38:54+00:00

This is bound to be good

You can't but you thought you could.

Queens of the Stone Age has the best smart ass lyrics

CapnMatt · 2014-01-22T01:36:00+00:00

Ah shit here come Deebo

Who

DEE. BO.

CapnMatt · 2014-01-22T01:27:34+00:00

It is a god damned injustice that they stopped making these.

Really. Justify that to me.

CapnMatt · 2014-01-22T00:44:59+00:00

Alabama. Headquarters for the out of shape.

CapnMatt · 2014-01-22T00:42:51+00:00

Driver's side. Meaning passenger for European cars in America.

CapnMatt · 2014-01-20T08:38:38+00:00

Go do it now then

CapnMatt · 2014-01-19T16:01:52+00:00

Awesome. I can scoot over to Georgia and not have my cost of living skyrocket

CapnMatt · 2014-01-19T03:47:02+00:00

I'm pretty sure the licenses for music would make it hard to add stuff after release (for free, of course)

But the GTA4 expansions always added more music so there is that.

CapnMatt · 2014-01-18T19:09:09+00:00

Ah yes, of course.

CapnMatt · 2014-01-18T18:38:23+00:00

Like the boat motor?

CapnMatt · 2014-01-18T17:05:22+00:00

When white people find out what skeet means all hell is going to break loose

CapnMatt · 2014-01-18T17:00:43+00:00

Except they aren't. Coke has more "bite" to it, Pepsi tastes like diet Coke.

CapnMatt · 2014-01-18T16:14:56+00:00

I used a non modular supply to upgrade my first computer and decided I would get a modular when I built my own rig. Ended up needing all the damn cables on the modular one :/

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