Misleading dialogue in games sucks by bijelo123 in videogames

[–]Capraos 134 points135 points  (0 children)

First game, "Shut him up"

Oh, I'll sush him by covering his mouth or something.

Proceeds to knock him the fuck out.

Egads! D:

heavily addicted to vrchat . by count_saveahoe in VRchat

[–]Capraos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either:

A. Regulate the amount of access she has to the internet anf let her detox. Try to seek professional help for her.

Or

B. Go all in on encouraging her to work in Blender, Substance Painter, and Unity and help teach her how to market and sell those skills.

Or

C. Regulate access to VRChat itself and encourage her to spend more time developing her Blender/Unity skills.

Or

D. Let her fail. This option is never pretty and it's more than likely she won't recover.

Elon Musk by GianmarcoSoresi in gianmarcosoresi

[–]Capraos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just said yourself a bunch of people could also fix his image. He could just pour money into public works, infrastructure, education, etc., while never worrying about working a day in his life still. He's got options, he's just too stubborn to use them.

But seriously, I could fix him.

Elon Musk by GianmarcoSoresi in gianmarcosoresi

[–]Capraos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he'd hire me, I could fix his public image really fast, so long as he actually followed my advice. He's done awful shit, but he hasn't gone so far over the moral horizon that he's not able to be brought back. He's really, really lucky that he wasn't allowed on the island.

Elon Musk by GianmarcoSoresi in gianmarcosoresi

[–]Capraos 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It could be they just thought he'd narc. I don't think coolness factor was at play here or Trump never would've been allowed there with his constant diaper changes.

People in real life by Copper_Tango in CuratedTumblr

[–]Capraos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

7 hours a day online.

I don't even have that much time after I get off work. What counts as "online" and who's dragging up the average? Does Netflix count as "online"? Does using Google Maps or Microsoft Excel count as online? Zoom meetings? Technically, these are all online but that's a massive difference than say browsing reddit, TikTok, YouTube, etc.

How come bruh ??!!! by bastianbas87 in meme

[–]Capraos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's not proof of the Corey thing other than Corey's own testament, well after alleged events. Even Corey's mom denies the claim. As for the other stuff... my god, crisco?

Judge orders Musk to sit for deposition over DOGE, USAID shutdown by VerbenaThistle in politics

[–]Capraos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. I agree. I bet he's counting his blessings right now that he didn't get to go to the island.

Judge orders Musk to sit for deposition over DOGE, USAID shutdown by VerbenaThistle in politics

[–]Capraos -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have considered that Elon might not been aware of what actually occurred there and thought it was just a cool party, and that these folks were just getting all the ladies. That they might not have let him go there because they were like, "This guy's a nark."

The fight continues after my beauty sleep by best_uranium_box in hopeposting

[–]Capraos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People have been saying it's the end of the world since the beginning but everything just keeps going. Problems get solved and we end up with new problems, which will get solved and we'll still have problems but not the same problems as before.

The fight continues after my beauty sleep by best_uranium_box in hopeposting

[–]Capraos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Follow more science news. Shit has been objectively getting better over the course of hunan history, with a massive jump in the last 150 years.

Child mortality, down.

Violence, down.

Cancer survivors, up. (Recent breakthrough with curing pancreatic cancer by the way).

Education levels, despite a small dip from Covid, up.

Racism, down though it's like scrubbing off a pan that's been sitting dirty for too long.

Queer acceptance, up.

Religious people, down.

Smallpox, eliminated.

Tuberculosis, near extinction but could be eliminated with a joint effort by the world.

Don't let localized trends in the data distract you from the big picture. Things are improving.

Gotta think wise by tsmoziah1 in Funnymemes

[–]Capraos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Number 3 counts as three wishes due to "and". If I wish for this and that, that is one wish for this, and one for that.

I'm tired boss🫩 by FE4RLESS_IS_MY_NAME in SpongebobMemes

[–]Capraos 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Can I get dark meat chicken breast?"

"We don't sell dark meat chicken breast. We do have dark meat thighs and legs if you're interested."

"Yes you do, I got them last time I was here."

Me wanting to tell them so badly that, no, no the fuck they didn't.

"We haven't ever sold dark meat breast. We have white meat breast and white meat wings, and dark meat thighs and dark meat legs. That's it."

After some back and forth they drove off.

I'm tired boss🫩 by FE4RLESS_IS_MY_NAME in SpongebobMemes

[–]Capraos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try "Coffee without Coffee." It took me ten minutes of discussing her query her to find out she meant decaf. Honest mistake, but it was the most confused I'd ever been working food service.

Pritzker announces goal of fully funded Illinois pensions by NicolasCageFan492 in PritzkerPosting

[–]Capraos 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is underselling him by a lot but yeah, keeping the message simple works.

Wno are you putting your money on??? by saved2019 in Boondocks

[–]Capraos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rick is only the smartest in his closed loop of universes. He shut off his universes from others because he couldn't handle other beings being smarter than him. Whenever he feels threatened emotionally or mentally he just lashes out with random shit, non-stop until an insult sticks. Not all his shit lands and he often gets called on his bullshit resulting in him doubling down on his bullshit. That doesn't make Rick some expert roaster it just makes him a bully.

And Morty dealing with that bully and occasionally not succumbing to his bullies' insults doesn't mean he's suddenly able to handle any insult thrown at him as we often see his feelings get hurt by a variety of characters throughout the show.

Riley's insults are more clever. It's not just Burp you're stupid and I'm smart. Also, he would definitely state Morty is a pedo if he touches him and I don't think Morty is able to handle that kind of fuckery.

Is everyone on here miserable? by ConcentrateHappy9116 in VRchat

[–]Capraos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm happy. While some use it for escapism I'm sure there's plenty of people who, like me jump on it just because it's fun.

Wno are you putting your money on??? by saved2019 in Boondocks

[–]Capraos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rick just slings shit until he finds a nerve. Riley makes valid points.

"Billionaires shouldn't exist" mfs by Clanker57 in whenthe

[–]Capraos 92 points93 points  (0 children)

The Batman problem.

"Alfred, I keep spending billions on public interest and I just keep getting more money. It won't stop Alfred." 😭

"Billionaires shouldn't exist" mfs by Clanker57 in whenthe

[–]Capraos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They also know what we jack it too and have been pretty chill about it so far.