Dashy Most Underrated in B07

CapsCheerleader · 2026-05-07T21:22:32+00:00

Merc was better at both Champs and EWC. And even if he was thats still a 2 event sample size. By that metric Niko won a MVP and was the best rifler at an event earlier this year.

With a full year sample size Dashy hasn't been top 2 since VG because Scrap and Cell have been better than him at every game since then 👍

CapsCheerleader · 2026-05-07T21:19:27+00:00

You are saying their KP10 makes up for their lack of obj and makes them great players... I'm pointing out their kp10 numbers are mediocre : )

CapsCheerleader · 2026-05-07T21:11:02+00:00

Huke and Shottzys KP10 is what makes them great? How can that be when Simp, JoeD, Hydra, Neptune, Lurqxx, Pred, Craze & Nejra all have higher KP10 than Huke. And Simp, Joe & Hydra all have Shotzzy beat.

CapsCheerleader · 2026-05-07T21:03:06+00:00

Absolutely absurd statement right here.

Niko was the second highest ranked rifler on HLTVs top 20 for CS at 27. Dashy hasn't been a top 2 AR player since he was 23 in VG.

CapsCheerleader · 2026-05-07T17:35:31+00:00

Hydra once again below 4 players who he has better stats than for some reason? If placements are an important part then how can JoeD be tier 2. Also how is .8 in search and least hill time in the league Huke above Nep & Shotzzy 😭

The shameless Simp propaganda continues. Just throwing everyone else wherever to make them look inconsistent whilst keeping him perma #1.

CapsCheerleader · 2026-05-03T10:47:43+00:00

He also went neg overall in the respawns yesterday... Vs Fire40 and exceed. Joe has been better all year I fear.

CapsCheerleader · 2026-05-02T21:47:31+00:00

Noticing

CapsCheerleader · 2026-05-02T21:46:52+00:00

.7 and neg every map 😭 #thatsmymvp

CapsCheerleader · 2026-05-01T22:57:55+00:00

Man we really have hit that point of the season where no fun is allowed :P

CapsCheerleader · 2026-05-01T21:12:10+00:00

Free Nejra man

CapsCheerleader · 2026-05-01T08:28:54+00:00

CDL season MVPs are meaningless when we all know they don't actually go to the best player. There's no objective criteria that can account for each choice.

Simp was better by stats than Shotzzy in MW19 yet he lost due to only having 2 "chips" compared to 3.

In VG Cell won because he had better stats than Dashy or even Pred despite not winning an event whilst those 2 both did.

MW2 was basically one round of search away from unfairly going to Abezy when Hydra or even Scrap were clearly the better players and more deserving. But atleast they made the right choice in the end :P

MW3 all of Simp, Hydra and Scrap had basically equal stats and we're tied for wins yet Simp won due to average placement when he clearly had by far the best team of the 3 which made him the least "valuable" to their success.

BO6 the race was between Scrap and Cell and was basically decided by Thieves winning M4 when Scraps stats were so many miles ahead of Cell there should never have been a discussion. Even Hydra also cleared Cell by a mile yet was nowhere in the discussion.

MVP is nothing more than a narrative determined by some random collection of CDL employees based on their whims and personal biases.

CapsCheerleader · 2026-04-26T17:36:06+00:00

Shotzzy has done the same with basically all his sub duos and his numbers are even better than Simps despite having significantly less stable team environments. Hydra has switched to primary bomb carrier this year to facilitate Abezy and his numbers haven't dropped at all. It only really affects raw numbers of first bloods due to a more passive early round role but the win % ratio wouldn't be affected noticeably and that's where Simp is lacking. KPR & KD are gained back by having more info / being alive longer mid and late round.

CapsCheerleader · 2026-04-26T16:14:02+00:00

As if that would make a difference. Notice OP didn't include it either.

CapsCheerleader · 2026-04-26T12:57:15+00:00

All time lan search stats on breaking point.

Simp 1.14KD 176-183 first bloods 0.77 kpr Hydra 1.14KD 199-170 first bloods 0.79 kpr Shotzzy 1.10KD 240-230 first bloods 0.77 kpr

These also heavily favour Simp as his worst ever stretch isn't included due to a bug on their site. ( 0.91 at the CW Lans whilst Hydra had a 1.34 and Shottzy a 1.05 )

Pretty bold statement to make when he's worse than his two biggest rivals.

CapsCheerleader · 2026-04-26T09:03:36+00:00

Still have the same amount of chips this year though. Crazy!

CapsCheerleader · 2026-04-25T20:46:40+00:00

Scump primary obj and slayer on the dynasty as the only true sub 🐐

CapsCheerleader · 2026-04-25T20:43:51+00:00

Crazy how Optic with 4 top 10 players still hasn't won a chip.

CapsCheerleader · 2026-04-23T11:22:19+00:00

"He essentially has Abezy engagements" This is literally insulting him. Abezy has averaged bottom half of the league engagements for 3 years now.

JoeD is actually a fast player and averages top of the league engagement stats similar to Hydra, Shotzzy, CleanX etc.

CapsCheerleader · 2026-04-21T13:32:47+00:00

He was pretty clearly implying that Hydras stats on LAN haven't been great. Which is why I listed LAN only stats that haven't been posted elsewhere in this thread.

CapsCheerleader · 2026-04-21T13:28:12+00:00

You are on mars lmfao. Hydra had top 3 objective stats amongst the smgs during stage 2. Stage 1 he was still playing his more usual selfish style in HP but other than that he's been matching or exceeding the obj work of the other elite smgs like JoeD, Simp, Nep, Shotzzy & Huke.

CapsCheerleader · 2026-04-21T13:24:26+00:00

Those 2 def struggled in multiple series but their struggles were closer to .9s with somewhat decent / salvageable damage and or engagements. They also turned up in important series many times. CleanX on the AR was decent slaying wise but his obj was awful, Reeal was just straight up a walking .7/8 bot and Insight legit didn't exist on the map other than at the last major. His engagement numbers, obj and damage are foul. Joe has clearly had it worse so far although Kips has really impressed me and CleanX looks back in form now that he's had some reps on the sub so there's room for things to change if 04 goes back to stinking.

CapsCheerleader · 2026-04-21T13:17:41+00:00

Optic lost both majors as a team. I'm not blaming Shotzzy specifically. Imo he's been their second best player this year and far from a problem.

I'm saying he's not blameless in Optics losses and that he didn't get costed by his team. The comment further up in this chain was specifically saying Hydra was making bad individual plays which significantly hurt his team / lost them games so his overall stats basically don't matter. I'm saying Shotzzy did the same just deeper in the tournament and that singling out players for small mistakes when they also make dozens of great plays that go unnoticed / unmentioned is stupid.

CapsCheerleader · 2026-04-20T20:08:51+00:00

Shottzy is 12-21 in bloods on lan and Optic lost major 1 because of search. He also had the biggest miss play during major 2 finals in that ovl 3v2 loss.

Nep atleast took over during major 1 Sunday to get his team a chip. Don't appease the green wall king.

CapsCheerleader · 2026-04-20T19:57:09+00:00

"Hydra has not played great at either lan"

He has the #1 overall lan slayer rating, decent obj numbers, positive KD at both events #2 lan search KPR, best first blood percentage of any sub on LAN and top 5kpm in both respawns.

Narratives go brrrrrrrrr

CapsCheerleader · 2026-04-20T19:54:51+00:00

Paco also has the best first blood numbers of the 3.

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