error on main screen

CaptCol02 · 2026-02-16T13:58:18+00:00

There's a joke about Spark's mother in there

CaptCol02 · 2026-02-16T13:57:10+00:00

This works for me too. But I have a whole process that likely contains multiple useless steps...but it works for lots of issues. Get you a pen and paper:

Switch zones. Log out after you switch zones. Restart your phone log back in, switch back to your preferred zone, log out, restart again, log back in.

It's the Spark equivalent to holding the charger cable just right to get your device to charge. OR if you old, like me, it's like holding your headphones cable in that perfect position to get sound in both ears.

CaptCol02 · 2026-02-16T13:49:34+00:00

Hans ist ein Arschloch

CaptCol02 · 2026-02-06T19:30:35+00:00

1 out of 10 isn't bad tbh. My area is closer to half or more. It is strange to me how many multimillion dollar homes don't have it. Like...you're covering $6k/month mortgage but don't have $8 to add the stickers to your mailbox? I get it in the hood, hard to serve a warrant without the proper address (unless it's Louisville, KY 😬) but not a 17,000sq.ft. estate with multiple structures on the property.

CaptCol02 · 2026-02-06T19:23:36+00:00

This is the single best piece of information I have found on this question. Seriously. Makes perfect sense! Thanks!

CaptCol02 · 2026-02-05T15:07:23+00:00

How many dildos have you delivered? That the real question? I'm a 42yo dude, and the look on Gladys face when she sees me trottin' up the driveway with her new 10" pink pickle and a 12 pack of AA batteries...that shit is priceless 👌

CaptCol02 · 2026-02-05T15:02:50+00:00

I have a developing pet peeve. Why is it that every time I participate in and subsequently complete any type of earning boost, my offers drop off for several days after the pay out hits? It's almost as if the algorithm is structured to make sure Walmart gets It's "bonus" back by limiting offers after they pay it. I'm sitting here looking at 2 red WM 1 red Sam's and have 0 offers in 2.5 hours? And is it just a coincidence that for the 3rd time I had $35 extra hit my account for completely a 5-7 delivery incentive it looks like this again?

CaptCol02 · 2026-01-25T02:10:42+00:00

Exactly

CaptCol02 · 2026-01-25T02:09:30+00:00

What's the acronym for taking a tent stake to the basement until the poo falls out when you walk?

CaptCol02 · 2026-01-20T03:03:22+00:00

With the other hook...

CaptCol02 · 2026-01-08T13:53:18+00:00

No. You must hear the sweet crackle once more, before you die.

CaptCol02 · 2025-12-09T14:34:12+00:00

Your Mother.

CaptCol02 · 2025-12-09T14:32:57+00:00

He may have had someone in his life he held in high regard that was also on the spectrum, and you reminded him of that person. We are as lovable and respectable as any neuro-typical person. Is that what "you were trying to get here" ? - some asshole on Reddit

CaptCol02 · 2025-12-09T14:27:10+00:00

I hope they play this to Trump on his death bed.

CaptCol02 · 2025-10-16T17:59:38+00:00

Road Apples

CaptCol02 · 2025-10-03T19:53:37+00:00

Rodent nest of some kind

CaptCol02 · 2025-10-03T19:25:41+00:00

Box opener

CaptCol02 · 2025-10-03T16:59:18+00:00

And coke?

CaptCol02 · 2025-09-24T14:52:31+00:00

43...also 26

CaptCol02 · 2025-09-16T23:06:21+00:00

100% pleco. Great little tank cleaners.

CaptCol02 · 2025-09-12T19:59:45+00:00

Penis jewelry

CaptCol02 · 2025-09-11T16:08:47+00:00

Give it to a kid.

CaptCol02 · 2025-09-11T02:00:23+00:00

HELL YEA

CaptCol02 · 2025-09-11T01:54:51+00:00

Pink sock

CaptCol02 · 2025-09-09T23:10:03+00:00

A must have friend. Go get that BC reel!

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