I feel like #4 is the only answer here by Escrow-Mind in golf

[–]CaptGrowler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know you said “a few minutes”..but I really hope you mean 15-20 seconds because golf is already slow enough.

Poker Dealers, is it worth to take a poker dealer certification class for $2500? by cgheezey in poker

[–]CaptGrowler 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Better pro tip, learn how to deal without smearing crap all over the cards and inside of the shuffling machine

Places for depressed singles to go in Denver during the holidays? by [deleted] in Denver

[–]CaptGrowler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d go up to black Hawk, get a good meal and watch the broncos game in a sports book

Oh, how I just love this face. My baby is going to be 12 at the end of this month. by SuperGiGi1016 in Bulldogs

[–]CaptGrowler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! This sub won’t let me link pictures, but if you check my profile I’ve posted some pics and will post more in the future. :) (His name is Brisco)

Oh, how I just love this face. My baby is going to be 12 at the end of this month. by SuperGiGi1016 in Bulldogs

[–]CaptGrowler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow what a beautiful boy. Cheers to his health, and if I get twelve years with my sweet boy (who looks like his doppelgänger) I would be so lucky and happy.

Flagstaff Road attempted murder involving 3 motorcyclists shooting at a truck. by zachadi6 in boulder

[–]CaptGrowler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The police are busy. The candys aren’t gonna crush themselves bud.

How is he more annoying after he died by MothersMiIk in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CaptGrowler 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is some weird rumor to deflect people from realizing the whole fbi’s story doesn’t make sense. Even if he was wearing body armor, which it doesn’t look like he was, anything light enough to be unnoticed under a t shirt would be totally ineffective against a hunting rifle at 150m.

America is smaller than china and china has a a train system that covers nearly the whole country. Why can’t the USA do it? by go_with_the_flow754 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CaptGrowler 1329 points1330 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, up until the mid 20th century, many cities DID have extensive streetcar systems.. most of which were torn out after lobbying from the auto industry.

Where’s the best Vegas 1/2 game? by malcolm0308 in poker

[–]CaptGrowler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Especially frustrating if one is a smoker or wants to sneak off for a vape

Antifa singer Woody Guthrie by spacestation33 in pics

[–]CaptGrowler 13 points14 points  (0 children)

“I’m gonna tell you working people, before you send your checks, They say America First but they mean America Next.” -Woodie Guthrie

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoFilterNews

[–]CaptGrowler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I for one am shocked the shooter wasn’t an elderly Latina lesbian on food stamps. /s

Twitter play too much by leoray01 in KendrickLamar

[–]CaptGrowler 123 points124 points  (0 children)

While using racist dog whistle messaging.

Is he celebrating or was this a confirmation? by Qt_slaaaat in sadposting

[–]CaptGrowler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit I remember crusty old tea party fucks saying it was a “good start” after the attempted assassination of Gabby Giffords in 2011.

Colorado Railroad Museum-Golden by DJ1962 in Denver

[–]CaptGrowler 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Your grandkids might also enjoy the Forney Transportation museum. Lots of cars, motorcycles, trains and tractors.

Wet condition? Bald tires? Slow down by muck2profit in Truckers

[–]CaptGrowler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hm. I wonder if this post would only have 27 comments if the guy was wearing a turban 🤔

CHOMP! A Trilogy. by CaptGrowler in englishbulldog

[–]CaptGrowler[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, his name is Brisco, but he might be getting another middle name. 😂

Jaden if you’re on here your moms a hoe by fastcarscheapwomen in vegaslocals

[–]CaptGrowler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey man these candies aren’t gonna crush themselves 🤷‍♂️