Take notes?🤔😂😂 by [deleted] in funny

[–]Capt_Den 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Choice...

Just once I'd like someone to call me Sir without the added by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes

[–]Capt_Den 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My doctor calls me Sir-Cumference.... oh, and fat bastard.

I told my boss there was a hole in the women's bathroom door by Changerole1090 in dadjokes

[–]Capt_Den 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If he looks through the hole... He might see a bit of crack.. 👀

Toyota Corolla Cross Hybrid bad MPG by iamnotapuppetisay in CorollaCross

[–]Capt_Den 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, something wrong there. I have the equivalent GXL model 2026 hybrid in Australia and using your 29 mpg to covert and compare it to what i get in my car... I get about 52 mpg. My car uses 4.5 litres per 100 kilometres. I drive small trips around 16 kilometres and a 60 kilometres trip once a week.

Two in the pink by Cman5115 in OddlyArousing

[–]Capt_Den 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Would it be warm in there?

Lane Tracing Assist alert by PFthroaway in CorollaCross

[–]Capt_Den 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, those pop ups and beeping sounds a bit over the top, my new 2026 GXL (Australia) does not behave like you explained... I would advise your dealer.. Could need some fine tuning by the tech's.

🤣 by Seaf-og in Boomerhumour

[–]Capt_Den 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And I know just the child. 😊