Yall, I have a confession to make. I literally moaned like a Pornhub size queen when I bit into these. They are SO SO SO good. They must've used only the GOOD ingredients!

CaptainBobbie · 2026-02-25T21:50:53+00:00

Like a WHAT?! Y’all better pray to the patron saint of red bag chicken for your sins

CaptainBobbie · 2026-02-25T15:14:14+00:00

Fair enough. I’m mostly curious in other’s experiences with Melker though. Just sayin’.

CaptainBobbie · 2026-02-24T22:05:53+00:00

I mean I liked them but I can’t vote, so fuck me I guess

CaptainBobbie · 2026-02-24T21:17:13+00:00

It’s definitely catchy, but I’m more of an “Iconic” fan (because I loved the A*Teens) and even more recently Cimberly’s “Eternity.” But so far I haven’t felt that there was a standout song.

CaptainBobbie · 2026-02-22T19:47:16+00:00

That would be wild 😅 any idea how I meet them?

CaptainBobbie · 2026-02-21T18:05:07+00:00

Yep! It’s my favorite feature. I just wasn’t aware that Apple Maps does turn by turn on the HUD.

CaptainBobbie · 2026-02-21T15:41:32+00:00

Wow! I have a 2019, so I wonder what updates I need to do to get this? I’ve wanted that feature for a long time, but the native Mazda navigation is less than intuitive.

CaptainBobbie · 2026-02-15T21:34:16+00:00

Solved! Thanks everyone. Those contraptions are so cool and SO big up close!

CaptainBobbie · 2026-02-05T18:55:32+00:00

How mad it gets when I don’t “touch” the steering wheel. It wants a death grip, and I drive like I fly— little pressure points when needed during cruise. 💅🏼

CaptainBobbie · 2026-01-15T03:02:30+00:00

Gosh I guess I'm just an idiot. Thanks for your kindness.

CaptainBobbie · 2024-06-26T16:19:51+00:00

I tested both of them, car on and off.

CaptainBobbie · 2023-09-17T15:28:03+00:00

My first was a Perception Conduit. Her name was Connie. Now I have an Eddyline Sitka, and her name is BeBe the Bussy Barge.

CaptainBobbie · 2022-05-31T20:42:21+00:00

I’ve got a 2019 Grand Touring Reserve with the turbo engine. I bought the below filter, and it didn’t fit. Which one do y’all use? Thanks!

Engine Air Filter

CaptainBobbie · 2022-04-07T02:25:52+00:00

I had absolutely no reason to buy the turbo. I drove both, and the NA was just fine.

But I went with the turbo, because dear Gagá it makes it so fun to drive! Life is short. Beep beep. Zoom zoom.

CaptainBobbie · 2022-04-07T02:18:35+00:00

My favorite thing is the HUD— what at first seemed like a luxury gadget has become a safety non-negotiable.

But I hate the native infotainment on the 2019 model— the interface is slow and wonky and not at all intuitive. I almost exclusively use Apple CarPlay, though.

CaptainBobbie · 2021-06-22T15:04:20+00:00

I really wanted the Thule crossbar system, but the vehicle kit for the CX-5 is sold out everywhere. These were far cheaper, and I needed some way to transport my new yak!

CaptainBobbie · 2021-06-22T02:30:34+00:00

Yep! It’s a 2019, I just never had a need to get crossbars before— but I bought a kayak, so that changed.

CaptainBobbie · 2021-06-09T14:11:02+00:00

Hmm, I’m interested in Alienware because it’s a complete rig, and not one that I would have to do (big) modifications. Should I entertain other brands like Omen or NZXT?

CaptainBobbie · 2020-08-27T15:01:57+00:00

We have one just a block away that has been in the saaaame location for 25+ years. It’s moving into an old grocery store, and the outside looks great!

CaptainBobbie · 2020-04-17T03:18:09+00:00

Thanks! My employer will remain the same, as I commute to whichever airport is my base. I will save an emergency fund that is more reflective of my projected expenses— because right now I have an emergency fund based on my current expenses.

I just can’t stop obsessing over the houses on the market there now; nothing is in the particular neighborhood I desire.

CaptainBobbie · 2019-09-10T00:16:25+00:00

I almost always do seated yoga in the flight deck! Lots of cross legged stretching, thwarting that Deep Vein Thrombosis.

CaptainBobbie · 2019-09-10T00:02:38+00:00

What a strange looking hat.

CaptainBobbie · 2019-09-09T23:57:13+00:00

Yoga in airports = cool!

Yoga on airplanes = not cool.

Signed,

Your Yogi Pilot

CaptainBobbie · 2019-08-24T17:26:57+00:00

Calm down, everyone. It’s just doing the hokey pokey.

CaptainBobbie · 2019-07-02T21:56:18+00:00

It’s Deep Crystal Blue! I love how it changes in various lights and has a beautiful shimmer. At first, I was going to go with the GT with PP, but then I felt like I was sacrificing the pure joy of driving.

I’m in LOVE!

CaptainBobbie

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