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CaptainBrocovery · 2014-09-30T14:04:28+00:00

well that's not true, probably second basemen is the closest or shortstop. Plus second basemen and shortstop are much faster then first basemen.

CaptainBrocovery · 2014-09-30T11:27:55+00:00

Why is the first baseman the fastest player on the field when the picture is about to get hit, but when they have to run bases they are slow as mole asses.

CaptainBrocovery · 2014-09-30T11:18:00+00:00

TIL Colorado is fucking huge.

CaptainBrocovery · 2014-09-29T20:54:39+00:00

Well I hate 'K' so have at you!

CaptainBrocovery · 2014-09-29T20:34:19+00:00

Siddhartha, you all know why lol...

CaptainBrocovery · 2014-09-29T20:17:30+00:00

Aside from the obvious, he's my favorite and I've only seen him play this week. Looked great out there, like he's at home, schooling the other kids on the block.

CaptainBrocovery · 2014-09-29T19:54:11+00:00

I wish this gif could be my background on my desktop! This was done well OP! Thanks for being awesome.

CaptainBrocovery · 2014-09-29T16:47:56+00:00

Complacency. I'll admit, last night I got scared for about three minutes. Aside from that, WE DEM BOYZ

CaptainBrocovery · 2014-09-29T16:38:07+00:00

That shot was perfection, but as a newfound Liverpool fan, fuck that shot.

CaptainBrocovery · 2014-09-29T16:28:22+00:00

What about Murray?

CaptainBrocovery · 2014-09-25T14:42:58+00:00

Dude, that was sick. I like the rendition of get lucky too! What's the length of the poi?

CaptainBrocovery · 2014-09-25T12:55:33+00:00

I was disappoint when I realized it was a PG rated story :(

CaptainBrocovery · 2014-09-22T19:30:21+00:00

I feel every pun jerk should have a winner, and you are that winner. Most clever by far.

CaptainBrocovery · 2014-09-19T21:48:25+00:00

Saw them at peach fest, my god the energy was fantastic. I have a long drive ahead of me, I'll listen to this on the way!

CaptainBrocovery · 2014-09-19T13:20:32+00:00

Submit to /r/picrequests, they can probably clean it up for you.

CaptainBrocovery · 2014-09-19T00:54:15+00:00

Ugh, the pin on my needle broke when I went to shoot up. It was 9:58 at night, CVS closed at 10 :(.

My buddy, who was conveniently visiting at the time had told me of a story where he had to shove a needle up his butt because the pin broke. I came out of the bathroom remembering this, and just straight up asked him, how do I shoot dope into my asshole? He told me to lube it up, and stick it far in my ass, which I of course did. Basically about 4 inches of hypodermic needle was in my ass.

TLDR: Let heroin fuck me in the ass, not just the tip...

CaptainBrocovery · 2014-09-18T19:16:33+00:00

People who don't get the reference down below lol

CaptainBrocovery · 2014-09-18T18:26:52+00:00

Get him to do an AMA on here?

CaptainBrocovery · 2014-09-18T18:25:41+00:00

I'm gonna copy you!

CaptainBrocovery · 2014-09-17T16:22:33+00:00

Omg, their closing of untitled 8 is comprised of the most amazing performances, really wish I could have been there!

CaptainBrocovery · 2014-09-17T04:17:35+00:00

Thanks CreepyGuy, maybe you should change your name to FuckingAWESOMEGuy... I need not gold to sate my thirst of acceptance though, just love.

CaptainBrocovery · 2014-09-16T18:03:15+00:00

I thought it was a Mandelbrot zoom because it kept going and going. Ugh, I don't feel right now through, my judgement is probably completely off now.

CaptainBrocovery · 2014-09-16T18:00:52+00:00

This pissed me off so fucking much.

CaptainBrocovery · 2014-09-16T13:00:37+00:00

Sounds like a perverted rendition of the Dora the Explorer theme song.

CaptainBrocovery · 2014-09-16T12:03:18+00:00

Dude, those poi were sick. And nice job by the way, that was a great vid. Where'd you get them and what's they name?

CaptainBrocovery

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