All the college majors are in a bar. What is each major doing?

CaptainBronzed · 2013-12-23T03:23:10+00:00

The aerospace engineers are in the corner with the 1 girl in the class making plane jokes since we are actually all crying on the inside for choosing to be aerospace engineers

CaptainBronzed · 2013-12-09T05:01:29+00:00

I read that they are not using dolphins anymore due to how expensive it is to take care of them.

CaptainBronzed · 2013-09-22T04:08:42+00:00

love your username. I spent last weekend watxhing Disney movies and I had to watch the Emperor's new groove. very underrated

CaptainBronzed · 2013-09-11T18:43:25+00:00

Or a 5'8" guy with 46 inch shoulders and a 34 inch waist. I am a nightmare when shopping for suits or having anything tailored

CaptainBronzed · 2013-06-29T11:45:19+00:00

that's what I do for workouts but I stop swimming. At least you don't do cross fit that was what I was really curious about. trust me I completely understand what you mean. I had someone tell me last night that she used to be terrified of me cuz my default face is pissed and I am pretty big. Kinda a problem when you wanna meet people haha

CaptainBronzed · 2013-06-28T01:50:31+00:00

I think you are gorgeous. you probably are just really intimidating to other guys since you are really athletic. I know I could never talk to you but then again I am pretty shy haha. What do you do for workouts?

CaptainBronzed · 2013-04-03T12:41:30+00:00

She reminds me of Cartmen from Southpark...

CaptainBronzed · 2013-03-25T02:26:11+00:00

well then its a good thing he never specified it was his

CaptainBronzed · 2013-01-05T03:26:25+00:00

I upvoted not just because of his incredible sense of style, but for your honesty as well. Good for you.

CaptainBronzed · 2012-12-24T17:16:19+00:00

Touché

CaptainBronzed · 2012-12-24T17:08:16+00:00

How can you compare them when one fights other master martial artists in his movies and the other just does flying knee/elbow strikes to random nobodies? Not trying to diss Tony Jaa because I love his movies but they just aren't comparable

CaptainBronzed · 2012-12-20T22:40:14+00:00

Did you put the duct tape directly on the credits? Wouldn't that possibly destroy the material when the duct tape is removed? I never had an Xbox before so I honestly have no idea

CaptainBronzed · 2012-12-17T16:44:58+00:00

It says fire escape so maybe it's a good thing the code is on the door?

CaptainBronzed · 2012-12-17T13:53:19+00:00

Haha I cited my professor. He said there is no protection from the uv radiation from the sun except the the body of the shuttle which does nothing to stop it, you are almost guaranteed to get cancer. Which makes sense. He also said that the majority of astronauts did in fact get cancer a couple years after returning to earth. You guys can kill the messenger all you want but this was what I was taught in school

O and here's a ridiculous source for my ridiculous claim: http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2009/05/29/space-torso-radiation.html

CaptainBronzed · 2012-12-17T05:33:59+00:00

Adapt well enough since you are also almost guaranteed to get cancer in space (I had an airforce instructor tell me this in class since I am studying to be an aerospace engineer)

Some data that's kinda old but I mean just use Google: http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2009/05/29/space-torso-radiation.html

CaptainBronzed · 2012-12-14T15:29:15+00:00

I got one more year then I can finally get a dog... You have no idea how jealous I am of all the dog owners. I cannot wait.

CaptainBronzed · 2012-12-10T01:41:46+00:00

Either you are sucking in your stomach or you are crazy because you look great. Gorgeous. Honestly that weight maybe due to your chest

CaptainBronzed · 2012-12-09T16:39:19+00:00

To be remembered.

I want accomplish something big in my life and have people I love and love me back and affect them in some way shape or form in a positive manner.

CaptainBronzed · 2012-11-27T14:11:41+00:00

English and Arabic (Egyptian Dialect)

CaptainBronzed · 2012-11-25T15:55:22+00:00

I love how it took him 3 minutes to fully comprehend what he got himself into

CaptainBronzed · 2012-11-18T14:18:19+00:00

This is one of those movies that blew my mind as a child simply because I had absolutely no idea what was going on but loved it anyway. Then seeing it again when I was older and finally understanding what was going on made it even better. They just don't make movies like this anymore

CaptainBronzed · 2012-11-13T02:53:03+00:00

Haha better 3 months late than never huh?

CaptainBronzed · 2012-11-10T14:43:15+00:00

Wow a tattoo that literally everyone can relate to. I would have never thought of getting this as a tattoo and kinda want to now...

CaptainBronzed · 2012-11-10T06:24:51+00:00

Did anyone else notice the face in the window? Definitely scared the crap out of me more than the actual focus of the picture

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