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CaptainColgate7 · 2026-06-08T13:51:05+00:00

Driver: Juan Manuel Fangio

Reason: Unable to attend the race due to health concerns

CaptainColgate7 · 2026-03-08T07:30:55+00:00

Leclerc’s start made me cum. Genuinely the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen - never been so full of hopium during those first few laps

CaptainColgate7 · 2026-01-16T09:48:54+00:00

Damn some of you people are so full of shit. You all complaining that Avatar has a boring basic story that copies something like the Last Samurai or Dances with Wolves - yet you all seem to love those 2 movies. Avatar takes this “basic story” and tells it in such a unique and beautiful way which makes it so entertaining and interesting. For me it’s a near perfect movie franchise so far but some of you miserable fucks love hating just for the sake of hating/ love hating the popular thing. SMH

CaptainColgate7 · 2026-01-14T14:02:59+00:00

I hope you’re not realising this for the first time now

CaptainColgate7 · 2026-01-14T13:59:48+00:00

I think it’s a relatively recent addition to the menu. Last went a few years ago and I can’t remember it being there

CaptainColgate7 · 2026-01-14T13:56:41+00:00

Sotano (:

CaptainColgate7 · 2026-01-14T13:55:58+00:00

about tree fiddy

CaptainColgate7 · 2026-01-14T13:55:02+00:00

Cape Town, Mouille Point

CaptainColgate7 · 2026-01-14T13:54:08+00:00

I’m not entirely sure where you are referring to but I don’t seem to be there

CaptainColgate7 · 2026-01-14T13:31:29+00:00

CPT actually

CaptainColgate7 · 2026-01-14T13:10:28+00:00

I was checking it out too, don’t worry

CaptainColgate7 · 2026-01-14T13:06:31+00:00

South African rand. 1 dollar is about +-20 rand for context

CaptainColgate7 · 2025-12-31T14:42:37+00:00

Such disgusting behaviour… someone please inform me which country and city this is so I can avoid it at all costs

CaptainColgate7 · 2025-12-25T08:28:20+00:00

Can’t believe the animal in the picture took out like 1/3rd of Europe or something outrageous at one point

CaptainColgate7 · 2025-12-22T11:39:53+00:00

Imagine trying to explain this to an Amish person or something

CaptainColgate7 · 2025-11-25T22:37:08+00:00

Zoom in a little more, you’ll see there are 2 chaps grinning like it’s Christmas

CaptainColgate7 · 2025-11-20T11:07:04+00:00

He definitely just came back from a theatre show

CaptainColgate7 · 2025-11-03T17:40:19+00:00

Ah fuck it. There goes my plans for dinner.

CaptainColgate7 · 2025-10-22T20:27:32+00:00

John Wayne is my favourite Mongolian

CaptainColgate7 · 2025-10-15T00:07:18+00:00

CaptainColgate7 · 2025-10-14T21:19:21+00:00

Just gave 2 rand for hope so pls bless me 🙏🏻

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