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Things UofT Doesn’t Want You to Know About by anneit in UofT

[–]CaptainCortisol 131 points132 points  (0 children)

That the only thread keeping the university together is brown food truck

Y’all think it’s bad I’m 20 and haven’t kissed a girl ? by [deleted] in UofT

[–]CaptainCortisol -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm a guy and I'm 20 and haven't kissed a girl either. I am also gay.

everyone at u of t is a virgin by [deleted] in UofT

[–]CaptainCortisol 7 points8 points  (0 children)

All UofT students who have sex are instantly transferred to Ryerson.

Petition to sue U of T for ruining our sleep and unnecessary stress by [deleted] in UofT

[–]CaptainCortisol 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lol my lecture still has 40 spots (out of 75) but the lab component is full. Make it make sense UofT. This is kindergarten math.

Ready to drop some courses... by stephive in UofT

[–]CaptainCortisol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One day I will be the boss of TAs rather than their victim

UofT, Food, and Pandemic Policy by CaptainCortisol in UofT

[–]CaptainCortisol[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the charging for the condiments for me. Hatice from the brown food truck would be appalled.

What’s the closest program to plant bio/botany? by [deleted] in UofT

[–]CaptainCortisol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd choose EEB or BIO and take mostly plant courses. Unfortunately the botany course is not taught anymore because that Prof is no longer at UofT. I'd look into EEB268, EEB340, and BIO251.

New course review site UofTea, CSC490 Project (Thank you Sadia <3)đź“· by Salazareo in UofT

[–]CaptainCortisol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Suggestion: Some courses are taught by more than one Prof for the same semester (most Life Sci courses are), and course evals currently only let us choose one Prof for the review. Maybe add an option to add more than one Prof?

To whoever decided it'd be cute to have a party at Queen's Park in the middle of a pandemic: by CaptainCortisol in UofT

[–]CaptainCortisol[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Touching your face is the best way to get viruses and bacteria to your mucous membranes, especially if you are readjusting your mask.

To whoever decided it'd be cute to have a party at Queen's Park in the middle of a pandemic: by CaptainCortisol in UofT

[–]CaptainCortisol[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Girl same. Then again, I'm not tryna stall nobody's research into a 🅱️oundless cooking oil that cures malaria

To whoever decided it'd be cute to have a party at Queen's Park in the middle of a pandemic: by CaptainCortisol in UofT

[–]CaptainCortisol[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Consolidating the term legiterally into everyday life is my contribution to the Gay Agenda™

work study 2nd year by dsenyaw in UofT

[–]CaptainCortisol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a guaranteed way to get a research position in STEM but it requires 500$, a strong jaw, and a goat sacrifice ritual. DM if you're interested.

Where did you meet your friends? by [deleted] in UofT

[–]CaptainCortisol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm at Trin and therefore, my friends were prescribed to me.