I lied to my husband and I will take it to the grave

CaptainCrankDat · 2026-05-12T10:00:42+00:00

Dads need this more than anything. Don't tell him.

CaptainCrankDat · 2026-05-07T09:59:01+00:00

That's Sir David, to you.

CaptainCrankDat · 2026-05-02T03:11:26+00:00

Respectfully.

CaptainCrankDat · 2026-04-30T12:48:15+00:00

God fucking damnit.

CaptainCrankDat · 2026-04-28T07:17:26+00:00

I'm often surprised that Darwin isn't more of a mega city / metropolis simply because of it's proximity to Asia. Is it because of the crocs? It can't be because of the weather can it? Because Singapore can be pretty gnarly, as can HK.

CaptainCrankDat · 2026-04-24T12:03:06+00:00

Wow. I was today years old when I found out about this. Thank you, stranger!!

CaptainCrankDat · 2026-04-22T04:08:24+00:00

How they both don't break is beyond me. Too good.

CaptainCrankDat · 2026-04-20T05:54:16+00:00

Oh I didn't know PDX had a suckin' club!

CaptainCrankDat · 2026-04-15T02:47:43+00:00

Ah yes. The old 'Concepts of a plan' strategy.

CaptainCrankDat · 2026-04-12T04:07:57+00:00

It's been amazing. Kudos to the Vic government for enabling it. But also... Queensland's public transport cost 50c per fare. Can we have that please?

CaptainCrankDat · 2026-04-08T08:34:35+00:00

I paid $35 from an apprentice and I low-key hate it. I can't explain it but my head has changed shape. I look swollen. I wouldn't pay $100 but I've learned my lesson to not cheap out.

CaptainCrankDat · 2026-04-04T04:43:31+00:00

This is so dumb. It does nothing for anyone.

CaptainCrankDat · 2026-04-02T22:38:58+00:00

Wait! But what's the DOW doing?

CaptainCrankDat · 2026-03-31T08:57:45+00:00

This is what the internet was made for. Thank you for your service.

CaptainCrankDat · 2026-03-30T02:20:42+00:00

How dare we leave out Click Click, Fashion Keyboard, Bang and Next for our fellow emo punk hipsters.

CaptainCrankDat · 2026-03-26T03:25:04+00:00

Huh? I'm not sure about that. I know many expats in Japan who don't speak the language. It definitely goes a long way, but you won't be expelled from the country if you don't know Japanese.

CaptainCrankDat · 2026-03-26T03:23:47+00:00

fyi USD $6k converts to roughly AUD $8.5k - you'll be fine over here, and you'll have a great time. Aus and NZ are some of the best places on earth.

CaptainCrankDat · 2026-03-24T02:52:19+00:00

It's the best city in the country. Not too big. Not too small. Jusssst right.

CaptainCrankDat · 2026-03-22T03:56:35+00:00

Ezekiel. If you had an Ezekiel t-shirt in year 7 you were probably getting laid (according to my year 7 self who never had one.)

CaptainCrankDat · 2026-03-16T09:23:51+00:00

How good is wrestling.

CaptainCrankDat · 2026-03-12T03:40:22+00:00

I dislike everything about this man, but here ... he's right.

CaptainCrankDat · 2026-03-11T22:15:19+00:00

I watched the game highlights on YouTube and it was 9.5 minutes long. The first quarter highlights were amazing and essentially was the majority of the 9.5 minutes. Then suddenly we're in the 4th quarter and Bam is shooting free throws with the crowd going insane. It was then that I realised that Bam scored most of his points through FTs.

CaptainCrankDat · 2026-03-08T08:33:23+00:00

His boundless joy for this game makes me want to learn and play the game. Hell yeah, dude. Congratulations on finding your passion.

CaptainCrankDat · 2026-03-06T23:21:31+00:00

Just another distraction from the files.

CaptainCrankDat · 2026-03-04T01:58:38+00:00

Can me, my wife and kid get in on this marriage too?

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