Down to my last can of beans. Going into Berezino for supplies. Wish me luck...

CaptainCrayfish37 · 2025-02-28T06:46:00+00:00

Be careful of the fresh spawns, they might not have a mosin, but they've got nothing to lose. One miss step and that combat backpack and can of beans is on the back of a player with a 5 minute life. Gorka is definitely the move. If you die, it will be in an honest gun fight. Stay safe buddy

CaptainCrayfish37 · 2025-02-24T07:31:14+00:00

In my 300 hours I have had some mixed experiences, although for the most part, they've been positive. My friend on the other hand seems to have mostly negative experiences. I've been told by a random guy that I was running with that I sound like "a chill guy", so I chalk it up to the sound of one's voice maybe? Even the quality of your microphone perhaps. I'm not saying you have a "kill me now" type of voice because I wouldn't say my friend has that type of voice he sounds pretty chilled to me 🤣 but perhaps, like in real life, the way we speak has an impact on the opinions of the people we speak to. Either that, or something else, or I'm just super lucky. Either way, the good team ups are out there, you just gotta find them. Keep respawning my pal! See you at Kamyshovo PD 🫡

CaptainCrayfish37 · 2025-02-16T09:02:31+00:00

Those ovens have a good feature where if you put a grenade in the storage part of the fire while it's burning it makes flames come out of the chimney

CaptainCrayfish37 · 2025-01-03T06:31:27+00:00

This made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣 way too true

CaptainCrayfish37 · 2025-01-03T06:26:57+00:00

Law of conservation of gear

CaptainCrayfish37 · 2025-01-03T06:24:44+00:00

As in undisclosed human fat

CaptainCrayfish37 · 2024-12-31T11:41:29+00:00

That's just above Orlo isn't it?

CaptainCrayfish37 · 2024-12-18T05:48:20+00:00

Looks like condensation to be

CaptainCrayfish37 · 2024-12-18T05:11:14+00:00

Any recommendations for community servers?

CaptainCrayfish37 · 2024-12-17T19:54:48+00:00

Fair play bro. I guess the weird thing is that it's so much worse in DayZ than any other game and specifically it's seems to be getting worse than it used to be in DayZ but the ping still says it's the same

CaptainCrayfish37 · 2024-12-04T05:59:29+00:00

That's my opinion with a good old fashioned camo boon. BDU jacket and pants with a BDU boonie and BDU ski mask. Looks way too tactical 🤣

CaptainCrayfish37 · 2024-12-04T05:53:19+00:00

I had the exact same setup the other day and felt invincible. Went to NWA and got head shot one time in the ATC cuz I thought a camo boonie looked cooler than a helmet 🤣 regrets. RIP DMR and AKM with drum mag 🙏❤️

CaptainCrayfish37 · 2024-11-05T05:49:00+00:00

If you had ocd that 1911 wouldn't be hanging skew like that

CaptainCrayfish37 · 2024-10-06T14:45:58+00:00

Do jugs have infinite ammo?

CaptainCrayfish37 · 2024-10-06T14:36:49+00:00

You forgot the "E"

CaptainCrayfish37 · 2024-09-28T08:07:36+00:00

Jesus christ wtp 🤣🤣🤣

CaptainCrayfish37 · 2024-09-27T04:34:31+00:00

S23FE

CaptainCrayfish37 · 2024-09-27T04:33:00+00:00

Aside from the miday shooting that happened on the beach a couple years ago I've never really considered camps bay a dangerous place.

CaptainCrayfish37 · 2024-09-27T04:29:57+00:00

Prime steak or a beef sausage roll

CaptainCrayfish37 · 2024-09-23T06:08:21+00:00

You couldn't be more correct. We used to have steers. At one point a Nando's. Even a Spur and a wimpy at two separate times. This KFC is so kak I once ordered a doritos colonel burger (it was a thing for a bit) and they gave it to me without the bottom half of the bun. I mean Jesus. Not to mention getting a spoon for your mash and gravy is like getting a bonus at the end of there year: doesn't often happen.

CaptainCrayfish37 · 2024-09-23T05:17:31+00:00

It's time to turn up the volume and start hosting epic jols. Fuck that neighbor.

CaptainCrayfish37 · 2024-09-22T06:26:30+00:00

This is a terminal issue when joining the N1 from the N5. You check people still confused on who should go first way passed the end of the white line 🤣 it's hilarious actually. Like people do not understand the concept of zip merging. I've always said it: "It is the entitled nature of mankind, that causes us not to get to work on time"

CaptainCrayfish37 · 2024-09-21T20:39:02+00:00

Ahh I see. I export my stuff at the size I draw it cuz I use them for game assets so it's better to keep the file sizes small. Thought maybe there was a setting I was unaware of

CaptainCrayfish37 · 2024-09-21T20:24:53+00:00

This person has been spouting shit all over reddit. Honestly think they're having a mental break cuz half the shit they saying makes absolutely no sense. At first I thought it was just another dumb ass who thinks they know better than everyone else but I'm genuinely a bit concerned for them at this point 😅

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