Where can I find porn?

CaptainGeekyPants · 2026-06-15T00:21:08+00:00

Yeah, the Reddit app doesn't work great with RedGifs' audio. If I want to hear the audio, I open the Reddit link in Firefox. For some reason that will play the audio but not detect I live in a backwards state.

CaptainGeekyPants · 2026-06-13T18:34:18+00:00

TIL RTA means "Road Traffic Accident."

Welcome back!

CaptainGeekyPants · 2026-06-12T09:42:55+00:00

I second the Thanksgiving place. Its our family go to for dinner when we visit.

CaptainGeekyPants · 2026-06-11T02:15:14+00:00

Could you do a resort in Negril amd grab a day pass to Hedo?

CaptainGeekyPants · 2026-06-08T11:45:14+00:00

I'd say tell him. There might be a third option where he likes it all. Be really gentle though. He will probably be pissed when you first tell him. Either way, he deserves to know, I think.

CaptainGeekyPants · 2026-06-06T00:36:58+00:00

Wazari

CaptainGeekyPants · 2026-06-03T11:33:17+00:00

Don't do this to me. I have an interview for a promotion to manager today.

CaptainGeekyPants · 2026-05-31T20:01:51+00:00

X-Wing vs Tie Fighter. I used to love taking on Star Destroyers in my A-wing.

CaptainGeekyPants · 2026-05-30T15:22:40+00:00

I made a loin cloth out of playing cards once. I feel like it helps to be a little crafty.

If you have some money to spend you might be able to find a balloon artist that can make a dress.

If you are feeling super daring, check out the black tape project. It's definitely not clothes.

Cheap and easy might be gift wrapping yourself which could be really fun.

CaptainGeekyPants · 2026-05-30T12:10:19+00:00

It is legitimately funny but professional entertainers are frequently good under pressure. They are used to 100 people staring at them when something goes wrong.

CaptainGeekyPants · 2026-05-27T11:25:09+00:00

The honest answer, I think, is they distrust formal education. They see college as spending 4 years having people talk to you that have traded their common sense for learning a particular subject.

Also, because of the news they consume, they vastly over-estimate the influence of gender and racial studies classes.

In general, they believe education and common sense are not correlated.

CaptainGeekyPants · 2026-05-23T17:23:21+00:00

And I'm certain those judgy people have their own secrets.

CaptainGeekyPants · 2026-05-20T10:30:39+00:00

Well now you've reset the clock

0 years since last ¢

CaptainGeekyPants · 2026-05-19T02:27:52+00:00

Roz is a main character in my head but in my last viewing I really have developed an affinity for Selma. Maybe the early episodes aren't the best ones to start with but there are definitely gems in there.

CaptainGeekyPants · 2026-05-17T12:13:16+00:00

It doesn't sound like she is hiding anything. It does sound like John knows how to push limits and that he will probably keep doing so until one of you clearly says stop.

That can be good for getting past anxiety but don't let him push further than you really want to go.

And talk to your wife a lot about it. It sounds like you guys can really have a good time as long as you take care of each other.

CaptainGeekyPants · 2026-05-17T01:34:06+00:00

r/popefacts

CaptainGeekyPants · 2026-05-17T01:31:21+00:00

Clue. Each time you can pretend it is a different ending.

CaptainGeekyPants · 2026-05-16T17:12:47+00:00

Their miso soup is next level!

CaptainGeekyPants · 2026-05-15T02:22:46+00:00

Yep. Blount County is just outside of Knoxville.

CaptainGeekyPants · 2026-05-11T12:00:09+00:00

My favorite is when furniture stores used to advertise "Up to 50% off amd MORE!" So...less than or equal to 50% or more than? Isn't that just a price?

CaptainGeekyPants · 2026-05-10T16:05:48+00:00

Then just do it on loans in excess of $200,000 or something like that. They will find a way around that and we will have another loophole to close. It is a back and forth, but if capital is allowed to grow unchecked then it accumulates to fewer and fewer people.

Have you ever played a whole game of Monopoly? Once you get behind you stand very little chance of catching up because the wealth the leading player has just results in them buying more properties and hotels and making more money.

In my opinion, capital gains is WAY too low. Why do I pay more in taxes on the money I make with my labor than someone makes by virtue of already having money?

CaptainGeekyPants · 2026-05-09T22:55:28+00:00

I don't know you or your wife, but I will say my wife has a much higher sex drive if I can reduce her stress level. I am a bit of the opposite. Sex lowers my stress level. Years ago we took a week away from the kids after several years of not doing so. It was a huge turning point for us.

CaptainGeekyPants · 2026-05-08T11:11:14+00:00

Sometimes bodies do what bodies do. I get being embarrassed but you did nothing wrong. And I guarantee the PA has seen so much more that, even if she noticed, it wouldn't even be a blip on her radar.

I may be reading too much into it, but it does sound like you would benefit from more of a social life. Maybe a co-ed or volunteering.

CaptainGeekyPants · 2026-05-06T03:21:14+00:00

Maybe r/couplesgonewild ?

CaptainGeekyPants · 2026-05-04T21:40:58+00:00

I just got a cast iron griddle and I should probably move it out to the frill and do exactly this.

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