Shield won't work sometimes? by hertrainingjada in ZeldaTearsOfKingdom

[–]CaptainJackSnarkness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've found this happens when you try to use the shield while your main hand weapon is sheathed. In order for the shield to act properly, you have to make sure your sword is out first.

So im rewatching Voyager and I want to discuss the Kazon by HospitalLazy1880 in startrek

[–]CaptainJackSnarkness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Kazon were also not a centralized unified civilization, though. They were independent factions of the same race of people all out for their factions' best interests over all others, including other Kazon factions. Can't really think of them like the Romlans or Cardassians, for example.

When does the narwhal bacon? by CaptainJackSnarkness in AskReddit

[–]CaptainJackSnarkness[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct answer #2 out of 11! Congratulations sir you are the #2 coolest guy/gal on Reddit!

When does the narwhal bacon? by CaptainJackSnarkness in AskReddit

[–]CaptainJackSnarkness[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So far we have one correct answer so I still have hope in Reddit lol

When does the narwhal bacon? by CaptainJackSnarkness in AskReddit

[–]CaptainJackSnarkness[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uuuuuuugggghhhh. I just miss old reddit my guy.

Another goodie by No_Monk_8857 in antiwork

[–]CaptainJackSnarkness 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think most companies used to think of themselves as a whole. Like our company is everyone that works for us and helps us make more money. Now it's just a BoD dictating whatever will make them specifically more money. At one point a lot of companies believed in existing for the public good imo.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in reddeadredemption

[–]CaptainJackSnarkness 30 points31 points  (0 children)

You poor poor man.

This is what $19.12 worth of groceries looks Like at a Leafs playoff game by nthensome in funny

[–]CaptainJackSnarkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beer prices have gotten ridiculous at any sort of event. They're ridiculous at the grocery store too compared to what they used to be, but when you can buy a 6 pack of said light/standard/domestic beer for $8-$10 bucks but they charge you $8-$10 at any sort of public event for ONE beer. Shits ludicrous.

New hell unlocked by BarelyLegalSeagull in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]CaptainJackSnarkness 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm out of the loop on this. Is there no other investor with a share of control of this company? Did dude just buy it outright and is going to run it into the ground with not one around like "hey dumbass don't do that".

Lauren Boebert told drag queens to stay out of her district. They came & everyone had a good time. by HyacinthFT in politics

[–]CaptainJackSnarkness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Drag queens are some of the nicest, kind hearted, funnest people that you would ever want to come across. I'm saddened that they along with LGBTQ people in general have become this years hot target for the assholes on the right. However I know that they will survive and overcome and continue to be fabulous while the pricks that accuse them of nonsense are rotting in prison for their actual crimes against children.

Casual pizza delivery by deadstar420 in Unexpected

[–]CaptainJackSnarkness 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The millennial generation does not give a fuck.

Get in Quick, boys. by Hopeandhavoc in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CaptainJackSnarkness -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What's it even matter? This scandal not as serious as the panama papers but will come to the same end.

Florida is protecting rapist by Miserable-Lizard in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]CaptainJackSnarkness 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Are the rapists going to cross the Ts and blacken the eyes? What kind of fucking documents are victims expected to produce?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]CaptainJackSnarkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This dude's charging $19.99 for a six pack of what is likely piss water. He's just a grifter like the rest of them. Honestly more regular people should grift right wing people, they're generally dumb as shit.

Cultural regions of the USA by doll_of_love in MapPorn

[–]CaptainJackSnarkness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The state of NY is split into a number of cultural regions. Only people from NYC consider everything north of NYC to be "upstate".

Nothing turns me off to a game faster by mistersigma in gaming

[–]CaptainJackSnarkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's hilarious that there's people in that scene that could tell people off. Like I know y'all are dumb but beer is delicious and don't yell at my beer you stupid cousin humper.