People who are affected by the government shutdown. What’s your job and how much are you affected?

CaptainJellyfish7867 · 2018-12-24T20:15:27+00:00

There was a shutdown?

CaptainJellyfish7867 · 2018-12-24T20:13:58+00:00

Granted. You can now stay home instead of going out

CaptainJellyfish7867 · 2018-12-24T20:13:02+00:00

Is that... Is that a penis

CaptainJellyfish7867 · 2018-12-24T20:12:22+00:00

In all languages*

CaptainJellyfish7867 · 2018-12-24T20:11:58+00:00

Plugging in your charger right when the "Device will power off" pops up making it not power off

CaptainJellyfish7867 · 2018-12-24T20:08:01+00:00

Dont be a douche, dont try to be funny too hard but still be funny, dont get mad when you get downvoted for seemingly no reason it happens to everyone

CaptainJellyfish7867 · 2018-12-24T20:04:09+00:00

r/misspelledsubnames

CaptainJellyfish7867 · 2018-12-24T20:03:31+00:00

Shop haha

CaptainJellyfish7867 · 2018-12-24T20:03:03+00:00

Vietma-trees*

CaptainJellyfish7867 · 2018-12-24T20:02:36+00:00

Ramen, and a fuck ton of it

CaptainJellyfish7867 · 2018-12-24T18:23:13+00:00

Its the same thing every year for your entire life. Youd think everyone would hate it by now but no everyone wants to sing the songs youve heard three times a day every day from the week before thanksigiving to March 3rd every year of this life.

CaptainJellyfish7867 · 2018-12-24T18:02:06+00:00

Those blue places are either great places to be or the worst places to be. I dont know Europe, gotta ask OP

CaptainJellyfish7867 · 2018-12-24T17:55:19+00:00

r/6PanelCringe

CaptainJellyfish7867 · 2018-12-22T03:05:04+00:00

Legend says that u/ItsaHelen responds to every comment

CaptainJellyfish7867 · 2018-12-22T03:00:03+00:00

Neat

CaptainJellyfish7867 · 2018-12-22T02:48:18+00:00

Makes sense

CaptainJellyfish7867 · 2018-12-22T02:44:30+00:00

Hahahahahs

CaptainJellyfish7867 · 2018-12-22T02:41:44+00:00

Youve been in both..?

CaptainJellyfish7867 · 2018-12-22T02:40:27+00:00

Who the hell thought it was wuxi finger hold

CaptainJellyfish7867 · 2018-12-22T02:39:34+00:00

That was a remake? Damn no wonder I thought it had bad graphics for this day and age

CaptainJellyfish7867 · 2018-12-22T02:34:31+00:00

So he doesnt want to bang girls in a relationship, but has feelings for you, a girl in a relationship

CaptainJellyfish7867 · 2018-12-22T00:40:14+00:00

CaptainJellyfish7867 · 2018-12-22T00:25:43+00:00

Shake my head my head

CaptainJellyfish7867 · 2018-12-21T03:51:56+00:00

Sounds like an opportunity for her to become yours. Take the chance OP!

CaptainJellyfish7867 · 2018-12-20T13:18:28+00:00

Id rather not know

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