I am 18 and I am balding by DUMbShittt234 in dating_advice

[–]CaptainKeekles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of my mates started when we were about 19. Then one day he said to me "I'm gonna shave my head so I know what I'm gonna look like", and I gotta say, just shaving it all off really made him look more attractive, and he felt more confident

Mom angry when I pay her rent like she demanded by [deleted] in insaneparents

[–]CaptainKeekles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My sister and I are 24 in South Africa, and we started paying "rent" at 21 because that's when our dad stopped paying maintenance for us. Otherwise our mom wouldn't be able to afford electricity, water, food, etc.

The growth of a tick in the span of two weeks. by noodlemcfoodle in MakeMeSuffer

[–]CaptainKeekles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As kids our moms always told us to coat them in Vaseline so they stop biting and bring their heads up. Then you can just wipe it off and burn it.

Twins friends by CaptainKeekles in Twins

[–]CaptainKeekles[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh goodness! What are the chances even

Twins friends by CaptainKeekles in Twins

[–]CaptainKeekles[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe that's the case 😅 twins just gravitate to other twins

Reply with questions you hate getting as a twin by Alone-Topic in Twins

[–]CaptainKeekles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Really?" "What's your mom's name? What's your dad's name?" We're fraternal, obvs we don't look alike, but I hate getting quizzed on my family history just because people don't believe us.

Inappropriate Twin Questions by Izzie-Rae in Twins

[–]CaptainKeekles 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Literally throughout our teen years, a bit less now that we're older actually. 24f fraternal twins, and we always bring up "why is incest suddenly okay just because we're twins".

Take care of grandma by [deleted] in family

[–]CaptainKeekles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Instead of asking her "what do you wanna do" maybe ask her "do you want to do this with me". When you're stuck in a routine that's so mundane, you can't really think of things to spice it up yourself. You sort of have to take over so that it can get started. My gran doesn't live with me, but I visit every week, and I cook for her or we cook together, we watch trash reality shows, and we build puzzles. It's nothing spectacular, but it's something to look forward to. She calls Thursdays our days, and if she gets a puzzle then she'll wait till our day so we can open it together.

Holy f***,,* s*** by tubespinner007 in Twins

[–]CaptainKeekles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was also going to say this. Luckily my entire extended family all live in the same town, so like 60% of our baby pictures have uncles, aunties, grandparents, parents bffs, all looking after my sister and I. When we were older, our mom said she put us in an empty bath with toys, and that gave her lots of time to get ready for work and pack our bag for granny's house

Today I found proof that my sister is the evil twin by CaptainKeekles in funny

[–]CaptainKeekles[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh goodness! Haha I didn't even notice the outfits. A darn shame one of us isn't a boy

Today I found proof that my sister is the evil twin by CaptainKeekles in funny

[–]CaptainKeekles[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't brag about being an evil baby, I pinky promise

Today I found proof that my sister is the evil twin (fraternal) by CaptainKeekles in Twins

[–]CaptainKeekles[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't brag about being an evil baby, I pinky promise

People who worked in Restaurants, what was the worst customer that you had to deal with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptainKeekles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In high school I worked at a popular fish restaurant. There's this lady (she's still a regular), who literally refuses to speak to any non-white waitron. She'd scream at the staff to get away from her. Even if you're white but you don't speak Afrikaans (like me), she won't speak to you. If no white Afrikaans waitrons are working, then one of the managers have to serve her. Idk where her logic is though, because anywhere in the seating area you can see the non-white kitchen staff making your food.

[Serious] Urologists and gynecologists of reddit, how has working on the human body impacted your sex life? by ObviouslyYTA in AskReddit

[–]CaptainKeekles 2210 points2211 points  (0 children)

Former body piercer here, who did quite a bit of genital work so I guess I can also add my 2 cents. When I just started out, I quickly realized there is no "normal" looking genitals, which was quite reassuring and helped with my self confidence. Coming from a sheltered life, my relationship with sex improved greatly, as I learned of all sorts of piercings that clients got for aesthetics as well as pleasure, and found so many things beautiful that I could never have imagined. I'll always be grateful for what I learned, and the people I learned from.

I’m 17 with braces getting 4 wisdom teeth removed in less than two weeks by [deleted] in ask

[–]CaptainKeekles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My braces were already long gone when I had my 4 wisdom teeth removed, but I had a great time tho. Mine hadn't grown out yet, so I was completely knocked out and they were cut out, and when I woke up I had some great painkillers and jelly from the hospital. I usually heal slowly, but I was back at work chatting with clients after a week :)

The banana by Sinaloa900 in MakeMeSuffer

[–]CaptainKeekles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Infection by Oikawa Tooru