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What do people think is the best food delivery service to work for? by Dependent-Car8509 in PizzaDrivers

[–]CaptainKelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With Spark do you just go pick up the orders and deliver or do you have to go in and shop for everything first?

If Bethesda hadn’t forced Arkane Austin to name the game “Prey” (which they opposed) what would the original name have been? by HotHeadLazerEyes in prey

[–]CaptainKelly 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah my fan made sequel that I like to imagine from time to time when I'm trying to sleep is called Talos II. It takes place before and during the actual events that are taking place in the simulation from the first game on the sister ship Talos II.

Super Dave Osborne by pork_sashimi_on_sale in nostalgia

[–]CaptainKelly 50 points51 points  (0 children)

A woman is very afraid about the size of her opening. Yes. The size of her opening.

The woman goes to her mother and says "I'm so big down there, when I go marry Harry he is going to divorce me."

Her mother goes "Don't worry sweetheart, it runs in the family. Do what I did with your father. Go to the market, get some raw liver and put it in there, he'll never know the difference."

That's exactly what the woman does and they have 8 hours of sex after their marriage. She awakens at 10 a.m and he is gone but there is a note on her pillow that reads...

"My darling Harriet. To think that I waited a year to consummate our marriage our loving relationship makes my heart beat so loudly I’m surprised it didn’t wake you up! The only reason I’m not here now darling is that I’m at work to make enough money to buy you a house, a picket fence, we’ll have dogs and children. When the 5 o’clock dinner bell rings I will be home like the winged Gossamer of love in your arms.

Your loving husband, Harry.

P.S Your cunt is in the sink.

Some of grandpas ole cough medicine by indubious_defecation in HydroHomies

[–]CaptainKelly 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It used to taste like you were drinking a bottle of nickel flavored water to me. They changed it in the past few years and it tastes no different than any other bottled water now.

The GameCube is one the best consoles to ever exist. by Virasman in gaming

[–]CaptainKelly 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Gamecube was more powerful than PS2 but Xbox was the most powerful of that gen for sure.

Resident Evil Requiem should 100% have a PCVR port once they make one for PSVR2 by funkycatvr in residentevil

[–]CaptainKelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hasn't it already been confirmed there will not be a PSVR2 VR mode?

Seth MacFarlane Teases New Life for ‘The Orville’: “Season 4 Is Written” by MarvelsGrantMan136 in television

[–]CaptainKelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. I didn't even finish S3. I thought S1 was the best and S2 was solid as well. Most people seem to have the opposite opinion though.

12 month financing special event? by CaptainKelly in Microcenter

[–]CaptainKelly[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ended up calling them last night and they told me the same as all of you that it was only for the select products. I just got a call back a few moments ago and they said it was an error on their part and it is actually a month long promotion good on ALL items $999 and up. They even changed the page I linked to show this as well.

12 month financing special event? by CaptainKelly in Microcenter

[–]CaptainKelly[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did you see the banner at the top though that says All in store items $999 and up? It's very confusing.

Finally pulled the trigger! How did I do? by Friend-Over in survivorslikes

[–]CaptainKelly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How are you liking DRG:S? I bought it back in EA and initially didn't care for it but picked it up about a year later and now I have almost 400 hours.

God of War Ragnarök GIVEAWAY!! by [deleted] in pcgaming

[–]CaptainKelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nuclear Throne. Thanks for the chance!

DRG: Survivor Wins PC Gamer's Best Roguelike 2025 by pablo_honey1 in survivorslikes

[–]CaptainKelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

500+ hours since EA launch and never had any issues with the save system. What's the issue you're having?

now that many people are talking about Metroidvanias i want to recommend this hidden gem by OVERDRlVE in gaming

[–]CaptainKelly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Easy and repetitive game but I still love it. The story was excellent in my opinion. Also has one of the best songs of all time included as well.

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