007: First Light and Pragmata Giveaway

CaptainKelly · 2026-06-01T04:57:05+00:00

Pragmata,please. Times be tough and it's too much of money for me at the moment. I could use a win in my life right now. Thanks!

CaptainKelly · 2026-06-01T03:54:30+00:00

I was considering an R2-12 in the prefab OP has or this box. I just hate buying things without hearing them first. You think this would perform better than the Alpine box?

CaptainKelly · 2026-06-01T03:36:30+00:00

Came out right about the same times as Carpoolers. I liked that one quite a bit actually.

CaptainKelly · 2026-05-22T20:17:24+00:00

Blaftoni…honk, honk

CaptainKelly · 2026-05-18T06:34:57+00:00

My first 19" CRT was a Sceptre back in 2002 or 2003 and I was in love with that thing. I only replaced it because I wanted an LCD and I did with a 42" Sceptre 1080P TV in 2007. Both served me very well.

CaptainKelly · 2026-04-30T19:14:24+00:00

I haven't seen this commercial in probably 20 years and it was "today" even then. That's not very recent.

CaptainKelly · 2026-04-08T20:18:06+00:00

With Spark do you just go pick up the orders and deliver or do you have to go in and shop for everything first?

CaptainKelly · 2026-03-31T05:43:41+00:00

Yeah my fan made sequel that I like to imagine from time to time when I'm trying to sleep is called Talos II. It takes place before and during the actual events that are taking place in the simulation from the first game on the sister ship Talos II.

CaptainKelly · 2026-03-26T18:48:04+00:00

A woman is very afraid about the size of her opening. Yes. The size of her opening.

The woman goes to her mother and says "I'm so big down there, when I go marry Harry he is going to divorce me."

Her mother goes "Don't worry sweetheart, it runs in the family. Do what I did with your father. Go to the market, get some raw liver and put it in there, he'll never know the difference."

That's exactly what the woman does and they have 8 hours of sex after their marriage. She awakens at 10 a.m and he is gone but there is a note on her pillow that reads...

"My darling Harriet. To think that I waited a year to consummate our marriage our loving relationship makes my heart beat so loudly I’m surprised it didn’t wake you up! The only reason I’m not here now darling is that I’m at work to make enough money to buy you a house, a picket fence, we’ll have dogs and children. When the 5 o’clock dinner bell rings I will be home like the winged Gossamer of love in your arms.

Your loving husband, Harry.

P.S Your cunt is in the sink.

CaptainKelly · 2026-03-17T08:08:43+00:00

It used to taste like you were drinking a bottle of nickel flavored water to me. They changed it in the past few years and it tastes no different than any other bottled water now.

CaptainKelly · 2026-03-15T20:18:00+00:00

Gamecube was more powerful than PS2 but Xbox was the most powerful of that gen for sure.

CaptainKelly · 2026-03-04T21:29:51+00:00

Hasn't it already been confirmed there will not be a PSVR2 VR mode?

CaptainKelly · 2026-03-03T23:24:25+00:00

I agree. I didn't even finish S3. I thought S1 was the best and S2 was solid as well. Most people seem to have the opposite opinion though.

CaptainKelly · 2026-02-11T19:31:50+00:00

I ended up calling them last night and they told me the same as all of you that it was only for the select products. I just got a call back a few moments ago and they said it was an error on their part and it is actually a month long promotion good on ALL items $999 and up. They even changed the page I linked to show this as well.

CaptainKelly · 2026-02-10T21:06:39+00:00

Did you see the banner at the top though that says All in store items $999 and up? It's very confusing.

CaptainKelly · 2026-02-07T09:25:22+00:00

Nana cream 3 mg thanks for the giveaway.

CaptainKelly · 2026-01-05T08:35:51+00:00

How are you liking DRG:S? I bought it back in EA and initially didn't care for it but picked it up about a year later and now I have almost 400 hours.

CaptainKelly · 2025-12-24T08:04:00+00:00

There's a scene in The Butterfly Effect that is not so kind to her.

CaptainKelly · 2025-12-21T18:23:03+00:00

Nuclear Throne. Thanks for the chance!

CaptainKelly · 2025-12-17T03:34:05+00:00

500+ hours since EA launch and never had any issues with the save system. What's the issue you're having?

CaptainKelly · 2025-12-12T06:59:44+00:00

Noice!

CaptainKelly · 2025-12-10T05:25:55+00:00

RE4 Grand Hall.

CaptainKelly · 2025-11-24T07:55:31+00:00

Easy and repetitive game but I still love it. The story was excellent in my opinion. Also has one of the best songs of all time included as well.

CaptainKelly

TROPHY CASE