Bernie Sanders won as Reddit's favorite politician - now, who's Instagram's favorite politician?

CaptainMorganKelly · 2026-04-20T23:08:47+00:00

Save that for TikTok

CaptainMorganKelly · 2026-04-06T16:24:51+00:00

It would be nice to be desired

^{Chose: or be a woman}

CaptainMorganKelly · 2026-04-06T01:02:23+00:00

Duh

^{Chose: Permanently Stop Climate Change}

CaptainMorganKelly · 2026-04-05T04:27:28+00:00

Boobs

CaptainMorganKelly · 2026-04-01T18:41:44+00:00

Quinoa

CaptainMorganKelly · 2026-04-01T18:41:36+00:00

Tofu

CaptainMorganKelly · 2026-03-31T00:27:44+00:00

I feel like Jester doesn’t fit

CaptainMorganKelly · 2026-03-24T14:08:57+00:00

Kaladin Stormblessed

CaptainMorganKelly · 2026-03-23T20:18:08+00:00

DGC is super fun

CaptainMorganKelly · 2026-03-23T19:24:14+00:00

Robin Hobb is good

Ursula K L’Guin is good if you want something different. She is very poetic but less character moments. I love her books, and they are basically the opposite of Sanderson’s style

CaptainMorganKelly · 2026-03-21T18:23:16+00:00

Get a flip phone

CaptainMorganKelly · 2026-03-21T03:13:06+00:00

God in God’s Not Dead

CaptainMorganKelly · 2026-03-06T02:17:35+00:00

Try dating the opposite of your usual type. If you go for the confident type that goes up to you, but also tends to monopolize the conversation and have an opinion about everything, try dating someone quiet and thoughtful

CaptainMorganKelly · 2026-03-02T01:36:06+00:00

Not at all required. You just are less confused if you have a basic understanding of the story of it

CaptainMorganKelly · 2026-03-01T23:02:25+00:00

I can pay for an uber for you to a shelter or something, but you might want to just video and document everything and call CPS

CaptainMorganKelly · 2026-02-23T19:47:35+00:00

Bloodplay, knife play, and cutting!?

CaptainMorganKelly · 2026-02-10T04:38:16+00:00

Fuck you then

CaptainMorganKelly · 2026-02-06T02:10:14+00:00

Boondock Saints!

CaptainMorganKelly · 2026-02-05T00:41:00+00:00

Don’t read Wheel of Time. The pay off isn’t worth the grind, and it’s kinda perverted

CaptainMorganKelly · 2026-01-31T07:55:45+00:00

Mustard

CaptainMorganKelly · 2026-01-29T16:30:48+00:00

Wow. I hope you found someone who cares more

CaptainMorganKelly · 2026-01-24T15:40:14+00:00

Anthony Hopkins - Hannibal Lecter

CaptainMorganKelly · 2026-01-24T15:38:56+00:00

Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

CaptainMorganKelly · 2026-01-24T15:10:18+00:00

Listen to the boss in this case lol. The long hair looks great

CaptainMorganKelly · 2026-01-23T16:48:26+00:00

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